Hey guys... so this is just a thing that I just wrote out of sheer boredom. So anyway hope you like it. Jily Jily everywhere
Dear James,
Your hair is a mess that I hate with a passion
Your eyes trail my body, you're lost in obsession
Your heart is black as the name of your friend
James,
This has to end.
Dear Lily,
Your eyes would look great on a black haired child
And I promise you darling, in bed I am wild
Is that the word passion I see you have written?
Lily, love,
You're obviously smitten.
James,
The passion's not positive, and might I please say
That you aren't a dear in any way
Your cockiness makes me want to rip out my hair
Potter,
Stop it, this isn't fair
Dear Lily,
Now Lily, love, do you mean 'dear', or 'deer'
Because if it the latter you're mistaken, I fear
Now let me just tell you one last little thing
Evans,
That's not the only cockiness I bring
Potter!
You're disgusting and vile and now I want to hurl
That is no way to pick up a girl!
If you have any of your so claimed powers
Please,
Suck it up and bring me some flowers
P.S. I do not understand your animal jokes
I guess that those are meant solely for blokes
Evans!
So if I were to give you a bouquet
Then ask you out, would you say 'OK'?
Because if that the case then one wish please grant
Dearest,
What is the name of your favorite plant?
P.S. Wouldn't you want to know?
I know more than just one ride *winks*
Wanna have a go?
Eugh!
I'm not even up to writing your name
Luckily not all boys are the same
But seriously, you're making me sick
Just... please stop this attitude
You're being a prick
P.S. What? No, are you mad?
My brain is not messed up yet that bad.
Lily,
Aw, but honey, give me a chance!
No need to put up such a harsh defense
Now would you rather some lilies or maybe a rose?
I may be wrong,
But I think my guesses are close
P.S. Don't judge before you try
I mean, Sirius' bike can reach the sky!
…
I have no more words of greeting for you
Though I could have settled with a nice little 'Ew!'
If you think that no girl can resist your lure
Well, here I am,
Still so sure?
P.S. I hope that is not meant the way that it looks
Tell me that was random
Because, frankly, so does my stack of books
Red!
Come on, Crimson, you know you want
And no use for that 'No I don't!"
I must compliment that you aren't out of rhymes
But hey,
We could make these more memorable times
*winks*
P.S. Why, my dear, what a dirty you've mind
Don't worry though, it was none of that kind
Potter.
Puncture your ego and deflate you head
And don't you dare ever call me 'Red'!
I have no more letters to owl in your way
Bye,
That's all I can say
P.S. Why do I bother with toss pots like this?
We'll never even get close to a kiss.
Lily
Aw, don't leave me alone
Why is my fun always by you blown?
See you at Hogwarts in... five days
You know
Until after seventh year we can't go our own ways.
P.S .Wanna go to Hogsmead with me... please?
I promise no fluff, no sap, no cheese!
…
Lily?
Review! Or not, it's up to you I guess. I am accepting flames into my open arms. That sounds fake doesn't it? No one really likes flames, I guess. Someone might. I'm talking nonsense now. So, anyway. Leave an opinion if it catches your fancy.