(AN: Weenie and Jess hereby apologize for oncoming slaughter of the english language and soiling of the art of creative writing. We don't know why we wrote this, we just got bored one night and said, "hey, you know what'd be funny? Purposely writing a terrible Vocaloid fanfic. We're smart." Please do not (mary)sue us. Enjoy. ~Weenie and Jess)

Ch. 1: Mary le Sue joins the vokalids

one dya mary le sue (who is from franceland) gotted the lettre from the big idol in japapan

the leter siad:

"mary le sue hi im miku i wanted 2 tell u that ur voice is so kawaii desu uwu we want u to come

to toko to join the vodkaloids bc ur super sugoi and ur utaus touch my kokoro kthxbai"

mary le sue said to herself "oh mon dieu this is incredible hon hon hion i need to pack

my baguettes"

~2 week day later!1!~

mary le sue com to airport and see micu with a sign that say "konishiwa mary-chan-deus-kun-san"

and mary say "bonjour miku i am mary le sue"

mikuu say "konichiwa mary-chan-dese-kun-san i hope u like japon"

mary said "u no need to say that ur sign say it honhonhon"

and tehy laughed

~3 hurs l8r11! :3~

mary le sue put her bread bags down on hte grund and say "MON DIEU THIS IS A LARGE MAISON"

and miku say yes it big"

so thy go in the house and theres all the vockaloids sittin on the cuch all liek "WALCOM" just

like in urun hig skuul hast cluuub (omgf if u dont knew the shaw GTE AWAY FROM HREE)

mary le sue buushed and was like "uh bonjour minna" (i know its 2 diff languages but shES BILIGUAL SHTU

UP)

kaito-kun-senpau was liek "ur so kirei desu mary-chan-san"

"arigato merci" sid mary le sue an she blused some moe

"hye dont be a hentai kait-senpai u baka" said hte mysterius voice in the corner

it was...LEN-KUN

end of ch. 1

(AN: we warned you)