Minna! Please spare me! This is the edited ver. Of my first fic… And…. Yes, I'm the stupidest person in the whole world…..

Reborn: Glad you know that. –polishing his gun-

Shut up! Because~…I forgot the disclaimer! –cue the 'Scream' painting-

Reborn: Then say it. The story is taking forever to start. –cocks gun-

Alrighty then~! KHR doesn't belong to me! If it does…. -smirks-.

'Wh-Where am I?' Tsuna looked around him. He was in a forest, a thick forest. Tsuna stood up and looked around with his eyes filled with different emotions; curiosity, fear, worry, disbelief, etc.

'What? I'm not scared! I'm already the world's biggest Mafia family's boss for goodness' sake!'

Yeah, right. Shut up and take a goooood look at your body. No, wait, check your hair first.

'Okay…' Tsuna patted the top of his head. 'It's still spiky…so what?'

Drag your hand down.

Tsuna dragged his hand down to the back of his neck. Hair. Down some more. Still hair. Waist…. More hair and her jacket. 'What it the name of-! What the hell did you do to me!'

Teeheeheehee. Touch your chest~…

Tsuna did so. Nut he never expected to feel soft, squishy, sumthin's. 'Whadda fu-'

Watch it! Pfff…. Kufufu..KUHAHA- Ahem, okay. Speak.

'Do I really look like a dog to you?'

No, but an ukelicious cat.

"Say whut?"….. "What happened to my deep, authorative, suave and cool voice? It's high and….girly.."

Because you ARE a girl.

"Again, SAY. WHAT?"

Reborn: Okay, that's it. Aho-Shizuka, get your ass out of this story.

But!

Reborn: NOW.

Okay, fine. Bye~, Tsu-CHAN~!

Tsuna growled lowly, but still a little high because of her damned new larynx. 'Grr…. Fine…Inhale, exhale…. The stupid excuse of author just said that I AM a girl…'

'Let's see if that's true….Higher voice…. Long hair…. What the? Wider hips?...' Tsuna undid his pants and decided to take a peek inside his boxers. He closed his eyes shut, 'I cannot believe I'm doing this. I've become a pervert.'

Tsuna opened his eyes and yelled the crap out of the whole forest, "ARRGGHHHH! WHERE IN THE NAME OF MY GODFORSAKEN HERBAL TEA IS IT?"

Meanwhile~

Giotto, the current boss of the young vigilante-turned-mafia family, which is the Vongola, was currently suicidal.

He took a paper from a new stack and read the contents, 'Bla, bla, bla…. Half of a town destroyed by mist and cloud….bla, bla, bl-….wait, WHAT?'

Giotto swapped his suicidal thought to a murderous one. "DAE-"

"ARRGGHHHH! WHERE IN THE NAME OF MY GODFORSAKEN HERBAL TEA IS IT?" a high, feminine voice yelled.

BANG! CRASH!

"What herbal tea?" Asari asked after G. kicked the office's large double doors down.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, PRIMO?" G. shouted.

"G., please don't shout and WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? I'M NOT THE ONE WHO YELLED ABOUT A GODFORSAKEN HERBAL TEA!" Giotto yelled back.

"Maa, maa, minna. Why don't we just find the source of the feminine yell. For all I know, a young lady could be in trouble," Asari said calmly.

"You know what? Let's just do that, okay? Call the other present Guardians." Giotto pinched the bridge of his nose.

"You!" G. cocked his gun threateningly at a nearby butler. "Either you call the other fucking present Guardians here so goddamn fast or we play a little game of Russian Roulette."

"Y-Yes, sir!"

The other present Guardians, which were Knuckles, Lampo, and Daemon arrived at the doorstep of the office faster that you could yell 'IMMA COUCH POTATO!'

"Geez, you better have a good reason on why Ore-sama has to come here very fast."

"Nufufufu~, yes. We need a good reason, Primo. And what was that yell earlier?"

"Yeah, someone could be in trouble to the extreme."

"That's what we're here for, dopes. Everyone got their weapons?" G. asked.

"Consider that extremely done."

"Come on, it seems to be from that side of the forest." Asari pointed an index finger over to a part of the forest where birds where flying out of.

"Okay, minna. Let's go." Giotto said, already in Hyper Dying Will Mode. And so the group took off.

Meanwhile~ again~

"Shiiiiiiit, I AM a girl. Fuck that author." (Hey! I'm right here ya know! ::: Reborn: Why are you here again?)

"Okay, what to do….what to do… Don't panic… inhale, exhale… wha-"

"Juudaime, is that you?" an awfully familiar voice, but squeaky, knocked her out of her ranting.

"Haha! Where's Tsuna?" another voice, still squeaky but cheery now.

"Gokudera, Yamamoto?"

Suddenly, a flash of silver and black was revealed from the nearby bush. Two kids, not older than six, stumbled out of the said place.

"Juudaime, it is yo-"

"Haha, what's wrong Gokudera?"

The shrunken rain finally took a look at Tsuna's face. Eyes almost bulged out of it's sockets and jaw is currently resting on the grass.

"Tsuna, why are you so big?" Yamamoto tilted his head to the side

"Y-Yamamoto….. It's because you're so small…."

"J-Juudaime? Y-You….H-Hair…G-Girl….H-Him…" Gokudera spat out, not finding the right words to make a sentence.

"Look, it's a little hard to explain but the damned excuse of an author turned me into this." (Ouch. ::: Reborn: Why the hell are you here again?)

"Haha, you mean…"

"SAY WHAT? THAT SADISTIC LITTLE BRAT(Thank you~. ::: Reborn: Get out.) SQUEEZED US INTO THESE LITTLE BODIES, TOO!" Gokudera blurted.

"Why that little….." Tsuna let out a very dark menacing aura and glared at the poor, poor trees. Because to HER, looks CAN KILL.

But miraculously, the trees are not dead… yet.

"WAAAAH!" a wail snapped them out of their thoughts. It was also a very annoying wail.

"Could that be…?"

"Yes, Juudaime. It's the stupid cow."

"Haha! Don't be so mean to the kid, Gokudera."

"AH! IT'S TSUNA-NII WITH HIS HAIR LONG, YAKYUU-BAKA AND AHO-DERA!"

"What was that, child of stupidity?" Gokudera cracked his now little knuckles threateningly.

"Tsuna-nii! WAHH! Aho-dera is mean to me again!"

'Please, oh please, oh please just shut up for a minute!' Tsuna ran a hand through her hair.

"Maa, maa, Gokudera, calm down! Haha!" Yamamoto grab a hold of the said silverette's elbows.

"Let go of me, yakyuu-baka! I need to teach that aho-shi a lesson! If you don't let me go, I'm giving you a lesson, too!" threatened Gokudera.

Suddenly, Tsuna stiffened. But this didn't go unnoticed by her shrunk Guardians, even with one wailing his snot out.

"Juudaime?/Tsuna?/*sniff*"

"I got a feeling that someone is using sky flames with the same purity-level as mine…"

Cliffie! Sorry I shortened it! I was kinda busy with other things, you see. So...yeah, sure, whaddever. Review?

I'm sorry I shortened it! I'm kinda busy, you see. So…. Yeah, sure, whaddever. Review?