A Werewolf at Freddy's:

So... life right now isn't going so good. I mean I had to move into some crappy apartment, then there's the fact that my bills are starting to pile up, and on top of that I have to go to college to hope that I get a better job than the one I have now which is none. Oh and the icing on this cake is the fact that I am a werewolf. Now let's get one thing cleared up, I am not the kind that looks like a person during the day and goes through a painful shift on the full moon, no that's just a bunch of Hollywood mumbo jumbo. I look like a big beefy biped wolf all day every day, oh, and there also happens to be this thing in my head I call insanity wolf. Basically he wants nothing less than to get control of this body and use it to cause complete and utter carnage. now obviously this isn't the kind of thing I would put on my resume, instead I put down things that are helpful, like "healing factor" or "inhuman strength" things about my wolfy body that employers would want to see, but evidently one look at me and they put on a fake smile, tell me that 'oh your...furriness won't be an issue' then three weeks later I get a call saying that they've found someone else for the job.

Of course that was before I saw an ad in the paper saying "help wanted: Night Guard, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza" there was an address there and so being just that desperate that I was willing to go through nights without sleep. I drove there and with the ad in my hand I asked around to find the manager, Arianna.

"Hello, I'm here about the night guard ad in the paper."

Without looking up from her ledger she grabbed a form and started talking like this was something she had done countless times before.

"You start at 12 pm on the dot, and end at six just be here at twelve and I'll show you what to do."

This was where she looked up and saw me, understandably she jumped out of her seat a bit, but being a werewolf has that effect on people, but her recovery was one I hadn't really heard before.

"Either your suit has a zipper stuck or this is some kind of sick joke, and if it is, then get out."

Here we go.

"ma'am, this isn't a joke, I saw the ad and...Oh you meant this" I said feigning realization and gesturing to me.

"No this is how I always look, go ahead just try and find a zipper. Or perhaps you'd like to look inside my mouth to see if there happens to be a face inside?" I said grinning toothily for effect.

"Well... umm, alright then... just fill out the form then and I'll see you at midnight, oh and try not to bite any of the customers on your way out, we would prefer to keep as many of them as we can."

figuring she was being serious about that I just filled out the form, left and went back home with a smile on my face, sure she didn't explicitly say that I was hired but she told me to come back when a shift started so that must mean that I got hired right?

Well I showed up a few minutes early because I left early (didn't want to be caught in traffic) and the first thing that Arianna said to me was "are you still wearing that thing? Please tell me you'll take it off before you start."

To which I replied "look I already told you this is what I really look like, if you want undeniable proof, I have blood work done by professional doctor's right here that proves it."

It's true; the doctors made me a little laminated card to go in my wallet that would serve as irrefutable proof of my...lycanthropy. She took the card and after looking it over for a second her eyes widened and I thought to myself 'get ready for some screaming and pepper spray.' but none of that happened, instead she handed back the card and said

"Well werewolf or not we need a night guard, so if you manage to survive the first night then consider yourself hired."

I could hardly believe my ears, I finally had a job and one that didn't seem to mind my lycanthropy, this was too good to be true.

okay so this is my fan fic of the fan fic of five nights at Freddy's. the guy who made the universe that just got wolfier is none other than DeltaV so if you want to see where I got my inspiration go check out his 'just another five nights at freddy's' fan fic, seriously it's amazing. anyway I will be attempting to write the next part where I find out that this really is too good to be true, see you then.

Lycanwriter777