Sakura: Hi ALL YOU FRIED OKRA HUSH PUPPIES! Welcome to my version of XxdoomygrlxX's invader zim truth or dare
Our characters are
Zim
Zim: (hops down from rafter) hello, filthy humans
Dib
Dib: (kicks door down) hey, what's up?
Gir
Gir: (flies with tuna fish shooting from his feet) TACOS!
Gaz
Gaz: (walks in) whatever
The Tallests
TR: (on phone): where are my lasers? (Looks at audience) I'll call you back (hangs up) hi
TP: (falls through ceiling) AHHHHHH! SMASH! I'm OK
TR: *facepalm*
Tak
Tak: (pops in out of nowhere) how the shwarq did I get here?
(A/N: if you haven't read it, read "Curse YOU" by )
All of the Irkens except Tak: you got a filthy mouth, Tak, you know that, right?
Sakura: don't tell her the human word for that like you told Zim, Dib
Zim: what the heck are you saying, Sakura, you filthy female dog?
Sakura: (punches Zim in the Squiggly-Spooch) shut the heck up, Zim, you (long insult filled with the most inappropriate words in English and Irken)
Everyone but Sakura: O.O
Mimi
Mimi: (appears out of nowhere) Meow
Me: (floats around) And MEEEE! Sakura The Kitsune!
Any song request may not have the B words in them or adult themes
But give me a description of a FAN character with name, what they look like, personality and likes/dislikes and I might put them on the show!
Now, time for author dares! Dares where I tell you what to do and you do it like I'm a reviewer!
Everyone else: NO WAY ARE WE DOING THAT!
Me: от всемогущей силы святой магией, please shut up or I will torture you all with the embarrassment of you guys wetting your pants in my new tickle….. Torture...machine …thingy. THAT'S RIGHT! TICKLE TORTURE MACHINE THINGY! DEAL WITH IT!
Everyone except me and Dib: did you really have to scream?
Dib (in his large mind): Sakura is so cute.
Me (in my mind): Dib is so cool
Me (out loud): I'll sing "song2you" from "victorious" but I'll need a partner. Hum… I choose Dib.
(Acoustic guitar starts in the background)
I don't wear designer clothes
I don't go to the finest schools
But, I know….I ain't no fool baby
I may not be a star
I'm not driving the sickest car
But, I know….I can make you happy baby
I don't know what you been used to
Never been with a girl like you
But, I can give you a love that's true to…
your heart, not material things.
I'll give you my song I'll give you my song
These words to you These words to you
Sing you what I feel Sing you what I feel
My soul is true. My soul is true.
Everyone except me and Dib: (claps and cheers)
Zim (whispering to Tak): The Dib filth would never get someone like Sakura to fall in love with him.
Me (with extremely mean, fiery eyes and demon-ish tone): WHAT DID YOU SAY, ZIM?
Zim: I SAID The Dib filth would never get someone like you to fall in love with him.
Me: (kicks Zim in between his legs) SHUT THE HECK UP, you (same inappropriate thing I called him earlier)
Later….
Me: Tak and I will sing "give it up" from victorious
Tak: What?
Me: YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY!
Tak: Fine
(A / N: we both sing simultaneously so the text is one color.)
Someday I let you in
Treat you right
Drive you out of your mind
oh
You never met a chick like me
Burn so bright
I'm gonna make you blind
Always want what you can't have
But is it so bad if you don't get what you wanted
Make you feel good
As I'm with you
Let me shape you
Let's get it started
Give it up
You can't win
Cause I know where you've been
Such a Shame
You don't put up a fight
It's a game
That we play
at the end of the night
It's the same old story
But you never get it right
Give it up
Yeahhhhhhhh oh oh
Come a little closer
Come a little closer
Baby baby
Come a little closer
Come a little closer
Baby baby
Come a little closer
Come a little closer
Baby
Look at me boy cause I got you where I want you
Isn't it so exciting
Wanna shake you
Wanna break you
Take a backseat boy
Cuz now I'm driving
Give it up
You can't win
Cause I know where you've been
Such a Shame
You don't put up a fight
It's a game
That we play
at the end of the night
It's the same old story
But you never get it right
Give it up
Woahhhhhhhhh ohhhh yeah!
Zim: ZIM has a dare for YOU, Sakura! I dare YOU to play that human game. Ummmmm…
Tak: seven minutes in heaven
Zim: yeah, that. With Dib.
Everyone but me and Dib: oooooooh!
Me: OK.
Zim: alright, then get in the closet.
Dib: fine
6 and 50 seconds minutes later.
*alarm goes off for 5 seconds*
Dib: stupid alarm
Zim: (opens the door)
Zim: NOW TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT HAPPENED!
Me and Dib: WHAT?
Me and Dib: (watch in horror as video of us in the closet starts)
VIDEO
Me: you're really cool, you know that?
Dib: and you're really cute
Me: I feel like we were meant to be together
Dib: I feel that way too.
[Zim(in real life): ugh, I'm skipping the talking. But first, do you two "like" eachother?
Me and Dib: NO! Zim: well, let's see if you lie or not]
BACK TO VIDEO
* Dib and I start to make out 2 minutes into the video until the alarm goes off*
Me: (blushes bright neon red and looks at the floor uncomfortably)
Dib:(blushes pale red and looks at floor uncomfortably)
Zim: HA! IT'S TRUE! YOU TWO ARE IN LOVE!
Zim, Tak, TR, TP, Gir, and Mimi: DIB AND SAKURA SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Me: YOU GUYS ARE SO IMMATURE!
Dib: just end the show, Sakura
Me: OK, see all you fried okra hush puppies on the next show and remember to send truths and dares to: Zim, Gir, Gaz, Dib, TR, TP, Tak, Mimi, and Me here at IZ truth or dare Kitsune edition!
Me: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ZIM! (bares fangs and chases Zim)
Dib: WAIT FOR ME!
That night at A nice Italian restaurant….
Me: (looks down at 3 course meal): wow, lotta food. Wait a minute, oh no, we're missing a plate of spaghetti. Oh well I guess we gotta share. Oh, let's see who can slurp up the most noodles
Dib: M'kay
Me and Dib: (start slurping up noodles so intently that close our eyes and 2. We didn't see Gir fall out of a tree with a camera on his head. We happen start to slurp the same noodle and we lean forward and our lips meet for a few seconds.)
Me and Dib: (eyes open really fast) AHHHHHHH! WHAT ARE DOING! I DON'T KNOW!
Me: Don't tell anyone about this, K?
Dib: K.