I don't own Gundam. I wish I owned Deathscythe Hell, though, so I could scare my friends. Plus, this story revolves mostly around talking Gundams...they're probably chibi...I don't know.
Chibigundams
One fine day in Gundamland, or wherever Gundam Wing happens, Wing was sitting in the grass smelling daisies, since he was bored and thought it would be a free high. After a few minutes, D-Hell flew up to him.
"Hey, wanna have some fun?" He asked.
"Not if it involves yaoi...that stuff makes me vomit"
"It doesn't. I found this cool thing on the ground. I don't know what it is..." I don't either...I'm making this up as I go along.
"Ok."
So, the two gundams flew off. After a few minutes, D-Hell landed. A chibi (yeah, I decided it's chibi) Heero was lying on the ground asleep.
"Whaddaya think it is?" asked D-Hell.
"I dunno. Think it's alive? It's breathing, but it looks dead...no expression...think it'll squeak if I shoot it?"
"Probably. Hey, it's talking!"
"mrmmmrr...Oh, Relena...mrmmr...breakfast in bed again...think you...can you get my teddy..?..It fell on the floor...mrmmrmrmr..."
"I know how to wake it up!" cried D-Hell. He turned on his loudspeaker (I know Gundams don't have PA systems, but bear with me)
"BEEN DAZED AND CONFUSED FOR SO LONG IT'S NOT TRUE...WANTED A WOMEN NEVER BARGAINED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Heero woke up (obviously) and looked around.
"Oh my God, my gundam is moving...and Duo's...but he's over there...I must be still asleep...*pinch*...Ow...
.Guess not. I'm insane.
"Hehheh. Its funny. I wonder if there are any other ones?"
"I dunno. Let's look. Put that one in your hold.
Wing proceeded to shove a mumbling Heero into a little compartment on his left arm. They went looking for the other thing the little thing...this is annoying...I'm just gonna refer to the pilots by name. They went looking for Duo. They found him a few seconds later.
"Hmmmmm...This one's sleeping too. I'll wake it up said D-Hell.
PURPLE HAZE...ALL IN MY BRAIN...MAN-Y THINGS...JUST DON'T SEEM THE SAME...
Duo woke up pretty quickly.
"ACTIN' FUNNY...hey, it stopped...woah, dude, D-Hell is moving...GET OUT OF THERE HEERO!!! Oh, wait, Wing's over there...wow...I must've fixed him too much..."
"I wonder if he's talking about me?" Asked D-Hell. He shook his metallic head. "No, can't be; I've never been fixed...I think."
Suddenly, a giant Ki blast came down and blasted them all to dust.
"I hate chibis. They're too happy looking," said Vegeta, with a content smile.
I know, it stunk, but, hey, its my first one. Please review.
Chibigundams
One fine day in Gundamland, or wherever Gundam Wing happens, Wing was sitting in the grass smelling daisies, since he was bored and thought it would be a free high. After a few minutes, D-Hell flew up to him.
"Hey, wanna have some fun?" He asked.
"Not if it involves yaoi...that stuff makes me vomit"
"It doesn't. I found this cool thing on the ground. I don't know what it is..." I don't either...I'm making this up as I go along.
"Ok."
So, the two gundams flew off. After a few minutes, D-Hell landed. A chibi (yeah, I decided it's chibi) Heero was lying on the ground asleep.
"Whaddaya think it is?" asked D-Hell.
"I dunno. Think it's alive? It's breathing, but it looks dead...no expression...think it'll squeak if I shoot it?"
"Probably. Hey, it's talking!"
"mrmmmrr...Oh, Relena...mrmmr...breakfast in bed again...think you...can you get my teddy..?..It fell on the floor...mrmmrmrmr..."
"I know how to wake it up!" cried D-Hell. He turned on his loudspeaker (I know Gundams don't have PA systems, but bear with me)
"BEEN DAZED AND CONFUSED FOR SO LONG IT'S NOT TRUE...WANTED A WOMEN NEVER BARGAINED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Heero woke up (obviously) and looked around.
"Oh my God, my gundam is moving...and Duo's...but he's over there...I must be still asleep...*pinch*...Ow...
.Guess not. I'm insane.
"Hehheh. Its funny. I wonder if there are any other ones?"
"I dunno. Let's look. Put that one in your hold.
Wing proceeded to shove a mumbling Heero into a little compartment on his left arm. They went looking for the other thing the little thing...this is annoying...I'm just gonna refer to the pilots by name. They went looking for Duo. They found him a few seconds later.
"Hmmmmm...This one's sleeping too. I'll wake it up said D-Hell.
PURPLE HAZE...ALL IN MY BRAIN...MAN-Y THINGS...JUST DON'T SEEM THE SAME...
Duo woke up pretty quickly.
"ACTIN' FUNNY...hey, it stopped...woah, dude, D-Hell is moving...GET OUT OF THERE HEERO!!! Oh, wait, Wing's over there...wow...I must've fixed him too much..."
"I wonder if he's talking about me?" Asked D-Hell. He shook his metallic head. "No, can't be; I've never been fixed...I think."
Suddenly, a giant Ki blast came down and blasted them all to dust.
"I hate chibis. They're too happy looking," said Vegeta, with a content smile.
I know, it stunk, but, hey, its my first one. Please review.