A/N: So this is my first fic in a while. there's naughty langauge and if you don't like that, don't read it.


Sookie sat in class, taking notes when she heard the loud screech of a car pulling up outside the gates of her school. All the students in the class stopped what they were doing and looked out the window. Sookie sighed as she watched her friend Amelia run out past the gates and run into the red Corvette.

"That girl is gonna get herself into some kind of trouble that not even Jesus can save her from"

Sookie looked up and saw her best friend Tara standing over her.

"I don't know what's wrong with that girl. What's wrong with you white people?" Tara said

"Tara!"

"You know I'm just kidding. After all we are both here on scholarship. They'd never let me in if I wasn't a charity case"

"Tara, stop that right now. You were smart enough to get here"

"Sookie, I'm the token black girl if you haven't noticed"

"Then what am i? The token redneck hick?"

"You said it I didn't"

"Class! Back to your studies!" the teacher commanded

Sookie looked out at the window and then back at her desk at the notes she was taking. She knew Amelia would be in a lot of trouble when she got back. And she wanted to hear all about it. Sookie let a small smile escape from her llips.


Sookie sat on her bed, reading her book, when Tara walked back into the room in a bathrobe.

"She back yet?" Tara asked as reached for her bottle of lotion

"Nope" Sookie answered while still reading

"Which window you think she'll climb in from?"

"Probably yours"

"That girl better not get any dirt on my bed. Then again that be the least of my worries"

"Tara! Amelia is our roommate, and she may be a little friendly with love"

"Friendly? Sookie, did you not see the giant box Costo size box of condoms she has in her closet? it's so big it won't fit in the drawer! You know what, lemme see how much is left. We can gauge how fast she'll come back but how low her supply is"

Tara walked over and opened Amelia's closet. And there it was. The giant jar. It was no ordinary jar. It was a huge glass jar, the size of 2 basketballs. Inside this jar were condoms of every color, size, texture, style and brand.

"It's half full. Damn that girl gets around"

"Tara, stop it, we're not here to judge. Amelia has never done or said anything mean to us."

"I know, but damn, either that girl gets a lot of mileage or there's one lucky bastard out there"

Amelia walked into the room and closed the door. Sookie and Tara watched her as she moved across the room. Amelia sat on her bed, fell back onto her bed and smiled.

"I think I'm in love!" Amelia announced

"You say that every week" Tara said

"Maybe, but I really felt a connection with him. And I don't' mean just sex"

"That's just TMI" Sookie said as she dropped her book and covered her ears

"Don't be such a prude Sookie, everyone does it eventually" Amelia said

"I know that, I just don't need to hear about your love life" Sookie answered

"Love life? Amelia doesn't' have a love life, just a revolving door of endless guys" Tara said

"There's a bunch of toads you have to kiss before you find Prince Charming" Amelia said

"But you do more than kiss" Tara said as she walked over and made kissy faces at Amelia

"Well, I know what I want, and I know how to get it. And this uniform seriously does help" Amelia said as she touched the bottom of her green pleated skirt.

Amelia, Tara, and Sookie all wore the same uniform, with slight variations. They all wore the standard white button down shirt, green plaid pleated skirt that stopped at the knee, and a black sweater with their school's emblem on it. St Catherine's Catholic Academy of New Orleans. A prestigious, exclusive all girl private boarding school in which parents had to start applying when they knew the gender of their child. At age 2 they would knew if they were accepted or not. At age 4 they attended and would continue to do so until 12th grade.

Amelia's parents jumped through the hoops and were rich enough to send her away at 4. Amelia didnt' really care since it left her time to her own vices. Boys were just a small part of it.

Tara had gotten in on scholarship when she was 13. She was the token black girl in an all white girl's school. She didn't mind it much, she got to see the big city and was away from her alcoholic mother. Her gay cousin Lafayette however was stuck in Bon Temps as a short order cook. It was also frowned upon when he came to visit Tara because of his outlandish looks and language. But he didn't care, he would still visit her, just not as often as he needed the money and New Orleans was a few hours away from Bon Temps.

Sookie got in on scholarship as well, but she didn't get in till she was 15. She didn't really want to leave her brother and Gran, but she knew she had to if she was ever going to make anything of herself. Jason seemed to be ok with visiting her as often as possible. It gave him a great view of her school and all the girls in it. Sookie would have to remind him that most of the girls there were all underage and he had to look elsewhere.

"So tell us about this new guy. Do you know his name? Please tell me you know his name" Tara laid next to Amelia on the bed.

"His name is Dawnson?" Amelia

"Dawson? Like that skinny white boy that used to be on that show on the creek?" Tara said

"No, that's his last name, his first name is Tray I think. Anyways, he's in town with his friend. Who by the way has a sweet ride" Amelia went into her nightstand and pulled out a pack of cigarettes.

"The red corvette?" Sookie asked

"Yeah, his friend is super loaded or something." Amelia lights up her cigarette and passes the pack to Tara who takes one out and lights it up as well.

"So they're having a party in the woods tomorrow night. We should all go" Amelia said as she started blowing smoke rings.

"Why cause Dawson will be there? Won't he be chasing after Tom Cruise's wife?" Tara said

"No, it'll be fun. College guys will be there" Amelia said

"Since you put it that way, let's go, it'll be fun" Tara agreed

"Since when do you like college guys?" Sookie asked

"Since they bring beer, and if you haven't noticed your 16 year old ass, and my 17 year old ass can't get any booze in this city, legally that is"

"It's always something with you Tara" Sookie said as she sat between the two on the bed, "But yeah we should go. I've been cooped up in here I'm starting to go crazy"

Sookie took a cigarette from the pack and lit it up.

"You study too hard Sook. I know you want to keep your scholarship, but having fun is a good thing" Tara said

"I know. But I don't want just anyone to punch my v-card" Sookie answered

"Sookie, I'll be totally honest with you," Amelia took a drag and exhaled, "You'll always remember your first, however awkward, uncomfortable and fast it is. You'll always remember him, and it's not always special. I mean it may be the greatest 10 seconds of his life, but not yours."

"Don't scare her Amelia!" Tara lightly hit her

"What I mean to say is, you remember your first and you remember your last, and everything else in between well, we'll just call it practice"

"Practice?"

"It's like shoes. When we get that first pair of high heeled shoes, you remember it. It may hurt your feet like hell, make you wobble when you try to walk, but you always remember that first pair. And like every girl you go through different pairs of shoes. Some are great, other's not so much. Until you find the perfect pair, and then you just wear it to death. And all the other shoes don't really mean anything to you. Make sense?"

"Sorta. But I wear sneakers" Sookie said

"Sook, remember that pair of gold glittery heels I had when I was a kid? And you were so jealous of them and I'd never let you wear them cause I got them as a present from my aunt and it was the only thing I ever got from her? And I know you tried them on, and you walked around and felt all girly and happy" Tara said

"How did you-" Sookie started to say

"Lafayette told me, he said you looked good in them, even though your feet were too big for them! But I know you remember that pair."

"I do" Sookie smiled

"So tomorrow night we'll go find your gold glittery heel" Amelia giggled


It was lunch time and the girls were sitting outside. A red corvette pulled up to the school gates. All the girls in the yard were watching as a tall blonde girl got out of the car dressed in tight black jeans with crystals down the side, red jimmy choo heels, a red leather jacket with studs and spikes on the shoulders and arms, prada sunglasses and fierce red lipstick to match.

She was playing with her phone when the driver of the car got out. A tall blonde, well over 6 feet got out and pulled out her bags from the back. He was wearing a black v-neck and dark navy denim jeans. He walked over to the blonde and said something to her and she argued back a bit. He dropped her bags and grabbed her and threw her over his shoulder and walked toward the school. All the girls were watching in awe at this tall Nordic blonde carry this girl into the school.

"Put me down! Put me down right now! This isn't funny!" she screamed

The tall blonde dropped her onto the ground.

"You can walk then. I'll bring your stuff in" he said as he went to her bags

The blonde girl walked into the school looking around and sizing it up. The tall blonde was right behind her, walking in.

"Don't leave me here Eric! Please! This place smells like old ladies and a funeral home had a bastard child"

"Pam, I really can't do anything about this. You're the one who got caught fucking in our parent's bed. And the party you had didn't help either" Eric said

"Well I didn't know they were gonna trash the place, to death"

"Be happy dad didn't send you to Sweden for this"

"I'm in some bum fuck state in an all girl school."

"It's not so bad sis,"

"If I were a guy yeah this would be great. But guess what? I like cock"

"Yeah you like it a little too much, you should cut back on that."

"If you had done this, he would never have sent you away"

"I didn't do this, I didn't have a party in which the number of people exceeded the fire code. Which by the way is pretty impressive. But also I don't look like her"

Eric placed his hands on Pam's shoulders and kissed her on her forehead.

"You look so much like her. I think dad seeing you in their bed, fucking some random guy kinda pushed him over the edge"

"I don't' remember her, so I wouldn't' know"

"It's only for a year, well the rest of the year. And by then he'll let you come home."

"You'll talk to him?"

"Yes Pam, I want you back too. That house is too depressing. It feels like a mausoleum without you there. "

"You mean her"

"I mean you sis. I'll be around. You can come to my games now, wear my jersey"

"Isn't that for all those girls eye fucking the hell out of you?"

"Those girls don't mean anything. Desperation is really unattractive you know. You're my number 1 girl sis."

"You know all the girls here are underage right? So you keep whatever it is you're packing in check here when you visit me"

"You're gonna be so much trouble when you get into college."

"Learned from the best"

"Call me if you need anything, but not a shoe sale at Barney's"

"Like there's a Barney's in this state"

Eric hugged Pam and then released her.

"Be good, or at least try" Eric said as he walked out

Eric walked towards his car and then stopped and turned around. He saw all the girls in their school uniforms just standing there watching him. He smiled a bit to himself and got into his car and drove off.

"Was that Dawnson? Cause I take back everything I said" Tara said

"No, that wasn't Tray, that was his friend" Amelia

"Does his friend have a name?" Tara asked

"Um, yeah, it's Eric I think. I wonder where Tray was" Amelia said

"Wait, you know Eric?"

The girls looked up and saw Sophie-Ann standing next to them.

"Uh yeah, I met him yesterday" Amelia said

"He looks better than the last time I saw him" Sophie Ann stated, "he's the reason why I got sent here in the first place. But it was so worth it"

Tara and Amelia both stared at her for more information.

"The things he did, my god, I don't think I'll ever experience that ever again. He's really good with his-"

"You skanks stop talking and eyefucking my brother!" Pam shouted from the window

"So that's his sister?" Amelia asked

"Yeah, she's always been a firecracker. She must have done something to get sent here" Sophie Ann stated


Sookie was walking down the halls when she saw a blonde girl hauling two big bags. She had never seen this girl before, but judging by it, she was probably new.

"Do you need some help?" Sookie asked

"What gave it away?"

"I guess you're new here. I'm kinda new too"

"So I guess we should stick together right? Next thing we'll do is join some queer feminist book club and we'll be bound because we have breasts right?"

"I don't do book clubs, and it looked like you needed help, but you obviously don't need it it seems"

"I didn't mean it like that, you're the first person to actually talk to me since I got here. Everyone else here is eyefucking the hell out of my brother. The only ones who want to talk to me are only interested in him."

"I know the feeling, I have an older brother and there isn't a girl left in town that he hasn't dated, slept with or screwed over"

"Tell me it's a big town"

"Not big enough for him"

"Does he visit you?"

"Yeah, a bit too often. I have to remind him the girls here are all underage, and to keep moving"

Pam laughed a little and then stuck out her hand.

"I'm Pam"

"I'm Sookie. Which room are you in?"


Eric drove his red corvette to the edge of the woods where the party was. He loosened the tie around his neck and got out of his car. He really needed a drink at this point. He was wearing a charcoal grey suit with an olive colored shirt. His matching tie was feeling like a noose. He loosen it more, and unbuttoned the top buttons of his shirt. He felt like a monkey and all he was missing was the crashing cymbals.

He followed the sounds of people talking and laughing and the flickering lights from the fires in the woods. He saw his fellow teammates standing around the fire and walked towards them. Standing there were Alcide and Quinn.

"Where the hell you been?" Alcide yelled

"We were worried about you!" Quinn added

"Don't ask" Eric replied as he caught the beer his team mate tossed to him.

"Why you so dressed up? Someone die?" Alcided asked

"I had to do this thing for my dad. It was terrible. I'm NOT talking about it" Eric said as he opened the can of beer and drank it quickly. He crushed the can and reached into the cooler to get another one.

"Slow down there. It's not midnight yet" Alcide said

"Did you see the new girls here? They're not the ones from St. Mary's mattress, they're from, what's the name of the other one?" Quinn said as he opened another beer

"Does it matter? These catholic school girls are seriously repressed and have some daddy issues they need to work through" Alcide sad as he looked around at the girls, "And I'm willing to sacrifice myself to help them"

"Jesus help me. I have a weakness for blondes" Quinn said as he looked at the two blonde girls that started walking towards them.

Eric finished his second beer and then opened a third. He let a loud belch and took a long chug of beer.

"Well that was lovely" Pam said as she took the beer from her hands

"What the hell are you doing here?" Eric said as he looked at what she was wearing. Which wasn't much. She was wearing black suede knee high boots, a red mini, and a black corset top.

"Having a little fun" Pam replied as she took a chug of his beer

"What the hell are you wearing? A reject from Brittany spear's closet?" Eric took off his jacket and put it around Pam, covering her up.

"Eric!" Pam protested

"I know these guys, you do not want to be here. Go home, NOW"

"I'm not a virgin you know"

"Everyone knows that, clearly nothing on you is virgin"

"Good, stop trying to protect my lack of hymen. If you're so obsessed with protecting someone's hymen go protect hers!" Pam pointed to Sookie next to her and stormed off.

Sookie stood there and felt her entire face flush red, and that wasn't from the beer. Pam had just outed her and her very intact hymen. Sookie was mortified. She looked down and away from him. Her fingers played with the end of her floral dress she wore. It was a purple floral dress that was too short for her but showed off her legs. Legs that should be seen according to Pam.

"Eric!" Sophie Ann called out as she ran into him

Sookie secretly let out a sigh of relief and took this as an opportunity to run off with whatever dignity she had left. She walked off very quickly and disappeared into the woods. She leaned onto the tree to try to compose herself.

"Sookie?" Amelia appeared from behind

"Amelia? Where have you been?" Sookie asked

"A little busy, um do you have any condoms on you?"

"Oh yeah" Sookie reached into her brown knee high boot and pulled out a condom and gave it to Amelia

"I'm not taking your last one am I?"

"Don't worry about it."

"Eric, I haven't seen you in so long!" Sophie Ann gushed

"Not long enough it seems. You're looking good" Eric replied pushing her off him

"I missed you"

"Ah, you want a beer?" Eric asked as he offered her one

"Sure" Sophie Anne replied as she took it from him, but let her hands linger longer

Eric didn't want to look at the redhead and started looking everywhere else. He saw Pam talking to Quinn and Alcide.

"Oh hell no!" Eric walked over to his sister and his two teammates

"Where's my jacket?" Eric asked

Pam leaned over and picked up his jacket off the ground and handed it to him. Eric grabbed it from her and put it around her covering her up.

"What the hell Eric?" Pam protested

"This is my sister! She is completely OFF LIMITS to you and everyone else here. Am I clear?" Eric yelled

"Totally" Alcide said

"I need another a beer" Quinn said as he started to walk off

"Me too" Alcide followed him

"What is wrong with you Eric?" Pam yelled

"You're my sister! You shouldn't be here"

"I am here, thanks to dad. I might as well make the best of it, and why are you so intent on ruining my fun. You don't see me cockblocking you. And why the hell is it ok for you to be here and not me?"

"Because I know these guys. And I know the girls that come here. And you don't want to be here. How the hell did you get here? This is for college kids not high schoolers"

"Like you grew a whole brain when you turned 18. You can be such an ass sometimes. Why are you even wearing that monkey suit?"

"I don't want to talk about it"

"Why? What the hell happened? You never put on a monkey suit"

'"Dad asked me to do something"

"What?"

"I really don't want to talk about it. I knew it was a bad idea when he asked."

"You're freaking me out Eric, did you get gang raped by a bunch of men in the back of a casino?"

"What the hell Pam?"

"You never act like this. Most of the time you're an open book and I can just tell what's going on, it's like I don't even have to ask"

"Look. I'm going to tell you, but we are never talking about this ever again. And you can't get mad."

"Fine"

"Dad was gonna send you to a boarding school in Sweden. I had to beg him not to. He wouldn't listen. I suggested St. Catherines cause it was in the same state as LSU, I told him I'd watch over you, I mean how much trouble can you get into in this state? But dad wasn't convinced so I told him I'd, I'd help him with his company"

"But you hate that shit. You want to play for the Saints"

"I got a while to go before that happens. Dad had me go out with this girl, she's an heiress or something"

"Dad's pimping you out now?"

"No, her dad's some big oil tycoon in Oklahoma. She knew who I was and wanted to meet and have dinner. Dad was all for that. Talk to her, charm her, grease the wheels of this merger. That was a total disaster"

"Was she fat?"

"No, she was beautiful. She was hot. But we had nothing to talk about. It was so awkward. She was waiting for me to say something, anything, and I realized this isn't the life I want, I don't want any of this"

"Screw it! Have him send me to Sweden, I don't care. I don't want you to do this because of me. It's not fair. Tell him I'll go."

"What? No. I can't be here with him without you." Eric pulled Pam into his arms and held her close, "I need you here to be the buffer between us. Your snarky remarks keep him busy while I play ball"

"You better play for the Saints, then you can get me out of here"

"I think you'd like it here. I wouldn't abandon you Pam."

Sookie was walking around the woods and stopped at a tree. She had been walking for 20 minutes. She leaned up against the tree and sighed. This was not the night she was hoping for. There was no gold glittery heel waiting for her. Just a bunch of drunk college guys.

"Hello"

Sookie turned to see where the voice came from.

"I didn't mean to scare you. I'm Bill"

"I'm not interested" Sookie said as she started to walk off.

Bill cut her off by standing infront of her blocking her way.

"I thought you were interested considering where you were standing"

"I'm not, and you're in my way"

"Typical high schooler"

"Excuse you, you really need to work on your game, cause you have none right now"

"Kitty has some claws"

"What century are you from?"

Sookie tried to get around him, but he wasn't letting her pass. Pam noticed Sookie trying to get away from some guy.

"What are you doing there? Dancing?" Pam yelled as she approached them.

"Pam!" Sookie yelled out

"Bill this is quite unbecoming of you. High school girls? Honestly, it's not like the college girls here aren't drunk enough" Eric said.

"Come here S" Pam reached her hand out to Sookie. Sookie grabbed it and Pam pulled her away from Bill.

"We were merely talking" Bill stated coldly

"Looked like you were square dancing." Pam said

"I wanna go" Sookie whispered to Pam.

"That's a nice look you two got going on there. Guess you play for the other team" Bill said

Eric's fist made contact with Bill's nose in a matter of seconds. Bill went flying back onto the ground. The blood spurted out of his nose and onto the ground and his shirt.

"That's MY SISTER! You're never to look at her, talk to her, or her friend. otherwise you'll have to deal with me!"

Sookie squeezed Pam's hand a little more when she saw Bill hit the ground. Pam just smiled. It was good to have an older brother.

"Pam, car now" Eric commanded as he rubbed his knuckles

Pam took Sookie and headed to Eric's car. Pam pulled her brother's jacket around her closer and waited with Sookie by the red corvette.

"Sorry about before" Pam started to say

"What?" Sookie asked

"When I announced your very intact hymen. It wasn't right that I did that, and the I threw you at my brother. I was angry"

"It's ok, I'm glad you were to help me get away from that creeper"

"Total creeper. I'm glad Eric punched him. Hell I'd punch him too"

"Are you guys always this violent?"

"Yes, you got a problem with that?"

"No, you guys always so defensive too?"

"Pam are you scaring your friend already?" Eric appeared from the woods, "You know you don't have that many to start with. Play nice with...what is your name?"

"Sookie" Sookie answered

"Really? Is that short for something?" Eric asked

"No. Just Sookie."

"You're hardly just Sookie, if Pam hasn't chased you off yet. I can only tolerate her for small periods of time"

"Love you too bro" Pam said

"Get in, I'll drive you back."

Eric drove them back to the school. He parked on the side of the road. He got out of the car and let the two girls out.

"Try to stay out of trouble. No more parties in the woods sis" Eric said

"Well if it's going to be filled with creepers like that, I won't be making an appearance anytime soon" Pam said as she straightened his tie.

"Thanks for the ride back" Sookie said as she started to head to the side gate

"Am I allowed to come see you play this weekend?" Pam asked

"Course, I'll pick you up." Eric said

"We going to the after party?"

"Don't push it"

Pam loosened his tie and pulled it off him and then wrapped it around her own neck.

Suddenly Sookie came running back.

"I lost it!" Sookie said as she climbed back into the car

Pam and Eric both watched her scramble around in the back searching. Eric watched Sookie's ass in the air as she rolled around his backseat. Pam smacked him on the shoulder.

"Hey! That's my friend there!"

"Oh now she's your friend!"

"Yeah, so she's off limits! Am I clear?"

Eric arched his eyebrow at her.

"Is that how we're going to play it?" Eric asked

"I'm off limits to your friends, she's off limits to you. I mean it Eric, I don't want you to screw this up. I don't want her to hate me and never talk to me cause YOU fucked her"

"Alright Pam, I won't fuck her"

"Good"

"I can't find it!" Sookie yelled out from the backseat

"What can't you find?" Pam asked

Sookie leaned out the door partly, but just enough for Eric to look down her dress. Pam pushed Eric aside.

"I only said no fucking..."

"The key! I can't find the key to the side gate!" Sookie said

"This key is the only way to get through the gate? Where did you have it?" Pam asked

"It was in my boot, I kept it there with the condom, I mean-" Sookie started to get flustered

"And here I thought you were a virgin" Pam said

"I am!" Sookie yelled out. Then she turned bright pink. She got out of the car quickly and ran towards the side gate. She was mortified again for the second time that night. Sookie looked around and saw Eric standing there looking back at her. She had to admit he did look good in that suit. And as her eyes trailed down his body, her eyes lit up and she walked over to him.

Eric grinned a little as she approached.

"Mind if I borrow this?" Sookie asked as her hands reached down to his belt.

"Normally I don't move this fast. I don't want anyone to think I'm easy" Eric responded

"From what Pam said you're easy, a little too easy" Sookie said as she took the belt off him.

"Says the virgin"

Sookie then turned and walked back to the side gate with his belt, leaving Eric a bit confused.

"I think you forgot something" Eric said

"No, I got it" Sookie used the metal buckle of the belt to pick the lock at the gate. It opened. Sookie got back up and waved them over.

"Looks like she's not all that innocent" Eric said to Pam

"She's a virgin not a nun" Pam responded


not sure where to go from here. hope you've been amused.