Schweppes: Another fic!
Sanosuke: You're trying to kill me, aren't you.
Schweppes: What makes you say that?
Sanosuke: Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I was the star of the other fic, which hurt my head. You are a very evil person.
Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha
Schweppes: It's not even over yet, so stop complaining. Now. I'm not putting up the summary here, because that would be a BIG spoiler, so... you'll just have to wait until next time.
Warnings: YAOI... and other stuff when I think of it.
The Well
The Inuyasha characters were all sitting around the well having a "picnic". Kagome was leaning against the well half asleep when Miroku was about to sneak up to her and grope her when Inuyasha sprung from his hiding place in the tree and hit him over the head with a giant rock.
Miroku jumped up screaming, "OW! Why the hell'd you do that?!"
"Serves you right." Inuyasha stuck up his nose.
Kagome yawned, "What's going on? I heard a yell."
"Miroku was about to grope you! ... again." Inuyasha paused before the last word.
With this said, Kagome jumped at Miroku, bounced off, falling into the well, taking Miroku with her who in turn grabbed Inuyasha who ALSO went in.
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They landed Kagome's end of the well, back at her home.
Inuyasha got up, and dusted himself off, "Come one Kagome, since we're here, why don't we go right back?"
"That didn't make any sense." Miroku said after trying, but failing to climb out of the well.
"Might as well, grandpa probably told everyone I'm dead by now." Kagome mused.
"Then it's settled! We're going back." Inuyasha declared.
"But wait... can't we just stay a LITTLE bit longer, if there's more girls like Kagome here..." he stopped in the middle of his sentence and had a really hentaish look on his face.
"Fine, we'll stay, but no complaining. Got it Inuyasha?!" Kagome gave him a really evil looking glare.
"Fine, besides maybe if he gets a girl then he'll leave US alone. Better yet, why don't we just leave him here?!" Kagome sweatdropped at Inuyasha's statement.
So they left to... where else? The beach! But, little did they know, that Kagome's grandpa was watching.
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At the beach, things weren't going so well, but you probably would have figured that out by now. Lets just say, Miroku was doing his job, and doing it well.
There were girls running everywhere yelling at the top of their lungs, "HENTAI!!"
Inuyasha turned to Kagome and whispered in her ear, "Now, let's ditch Miroku." And he winked at her.
Instead, Kagome just yelled "OSWARI" as loud as she could and dragged his now unconscious body to the end of the beach, calling the VERY obedient Miroku (after seeing what happened to Inuyasha) obeyed Kagome.
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Back at Kagome's house, things weren't going too well. Her grandpa FINALLY realized that he was having trouble with his so-called "demon-be-gone" spells, so he went to a professional.
This "professional" was only supposed to stop any demons coming from the well, but, little did he know, things would work out a little differently.
Schweppes: Yes, extremely short, but I didn't want to get too far.
Sanosuke: I better not be in here, with what they're going through, Megumi's scary enough!
Schweppes: Sure, and I'm pretty sure that she'd just love to hear you say that. So, now to write the next chapter... which I won't update unless I get about 3 to 5 reviews, whatever I feel like.