Disclaimer: I had a really cool and witty disclaimer but some shit ran off
with it grr!!!! The suits at marvel own it all!
This is just some randomness that popped into my head and had to be written, the actual fight is lying around somewhere when I find it ill stick that up too.
On with the madness-
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' You know chuck,' said Logan as he stared out of a window in the mansion, ' I'm all for breaking down barriers and getting along but don't you think this is going a bit too far?'
"I don't know what you mean Logan, what could go wrong with a simple friendly picnic?"
For an answer, a loud explosion rocked the institute, and Logon resigned to his fate sighed and led the Prof. Outside so he could see exactly what was going on.
It wasn't pretty.
Jean and Pietro were engaged in a violent hair pulling fight whilst the others crowded round them egging them on and placing bets on who was gonna win.
"Let go"
"No you let go"
"GO! Jean go! That's my girl!"
"Come on Petey pull her hair off already!"
"Owww...you're pulling!"
"Remy bet's 20 on the red-head"
"No way," said Lance "My moneys on Pietro, I remember what happened the last time some one touched his hair."
"Hey that wasn't funny yo!" said toad form over their shoulders. "It took me two days to get down from that tree – and that's only cos my pants finally ripped"
"Ah-hem"
The group turned round to see the Professor and Wolverine standing (in the prof's case sitting) right behind them, and neither of them looked very happy.
"You kids done..." growled Wolverine "or do ya want me to finish it for ya?" He extended his claws slowly making sure everyone got the (very sharp) point.
Jean and Pietro slowly detached themselves from each other, both clutching pieces of the others hair.
"Pietro has more of red's hair you owe me 20"
Gambit grumbled and handed over the 20 bucks to Lance whilst Jean and Pietro stood in the middle of the circle looking guilty.
"Oooooooooh you're in trouble.." The smirk on Pietro's face was huge. "Professor he started it!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Puh-lease Grey, face it. I am waayyyyy prettier then you are. Just accept it and move on already"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Err...Chuck you wanna cut in any time soon this could go on for a while"
"Jean – Pietro, after what happened with Apocalypse I would have thought you could overcome your differences now that you are on the same side. But as you have failed, I am forced to make you settle your differences in a more constructive form – you're going to wrestle."
"WHAT!?!"
"You cant make me" said Pietro snidely "you're not the boss of me"
"No but your father is, and Magneto has ah kindly left all his charges under my command while he is gallivanting off to the Caribbean having the time of his life while I'm stuck here. I mean after all I've done you think I'd get a day off but nooooooo Magneto thinks he deserves to go on holidays full of hot women in bikini's while I get stuck with the psycho brats, a Cajun who has noting better to do then flirt all day and an idiot who burnt all my curtains because he thought it was funny....."
"Did he call me psycho?" said Wanda
"FIRE!!! GLORIOUS FIRE! Hahahahahahahaha"
"What can I say Gambit has a certain quality which all the femmes cant seem to resist" he sent a big wink in Rogue's direction.
"Oh please!" Rogue sent Remy one of her death glares
"You know you want me chere"
"Yah –six foot under"
"...as if I didn't have enough to do already.."
"er.. Chuck?"
"I mean I have needs too but does anyone care? Nooooo. I mean what if I want booty?"
"CHUCK!"
"Ah-hem as I was saying Pietro, your father left me in charge and therefore you'll do as I say....unless you want me to tell Magneto who took his specially formulated $200 hair gel of course..."
"Eeep!"
"Good – Now seeing as we've got this new ring fitted we might as well put it to use. Jean, Pietro get suited up please."
The two stalked off pushing each other as they went along.
"The rest of you get snacks because this is going to Rock!"
A moment of silence followed this statement as everyone stared at the Professor with open mouths.
"Dude – you just totally stole my line?" said Lance
"Oh please..its not like you own it"
"well actually Professor..." started Kitty
"Are we gonna get this show on the road or not? Anyone who isn't seated by that ring in under 1 minute will be subjected to Danger Room sessions with me, for the next week, at 3 in the morning. Got it?"
((WHOOSH!)) {A/n nice sound effects huh?}
"Heh, heh, heh" Wolverine chuckled to himself. "Always works, dumb ass kids as if I can be assed to get up that early"
Fight will be posted when I find it. My first fic tell me what ya think!
This is just some randomness that popped into my head and had to be written, the actual fight is lying around somewhere when I find it ill stick that up too.
On with the madness-
*********************************************************************
' You know chuck,' said Logan as he stared out of a window in the mansion, ' I'm all for breaking down barriers and getting along but don't you think this is going a bit too far?'
"I don't know what you mean Logan, what could go wrong with a simple friendly picnic?"
For an answer, a loud explosion rocked the institute, and Logon resigned to his fate sighed and led the Prof. Outside so he could see exactly what was going on.
It wasn't pretty.
Jean and Pietro were engaged in a violent hair pulling fight whilst the others crowded round them egging them on and placing bets on who was gonna win.
"Let go"
"No you let go"
"GO! Jean go! That's my girl!"
"Come on Petey pull her hair off already!"
"Owww...you're pulling!"
"Remy bet's 20 on the red-head"
"No way," said Lance "My moneys on Pietro, I remember what happened the last time some one touched his hair."
"Hey that wasn't funny yo!" said toad form over their shoulders. "It took me two days to get down from that tree – and that's only cos my pants finally ripped"
"Ah-hem"
The group turned round to see the Professor and Wolverine standing (in the prof's case sitting) right behind them, and neither of them looked very happy.
"You kids done..." growled Wolverine "or do ya want me to finish it for ya?" He extended his claws slowly making sure everyone got the (very sharp) point.
Jean and Pietro slowly detached themselves from each other, both clutching pieces of the others hair.
"Pietro has more of red's hair you owe me 20"
Gambit grumbled and handed over the 20 bucks to Lance whilst Jean and Pietro stood in the middle of the circle looking guilty.
"Oooooooooh you're in trouble.." The smirk on Pietro's face was huge. "Professor he started it!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Puh-lease Grey, face it. I am waayyyyy prettier then you are. Just accept it and move on already"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Are not"
"Are too"
"Err...Chuck you wanna cut in any time soon this could go on for a while"
"Jean – Pietro, after what happened with Apocalypse I would have thought you could overcome your differences now that you are on the same side. But as you have failed, I am forced to make you settle your differences in a more constructive form – you're going to wrestle."
"WHAT!?!"
"You cant make me" said Pietro snidely "you're not the boss of me"
"No but your father is, and Magneto has ah kindly left all his charges under my command while he is gallivanting off to the Caribbean having the time of his life while I'm stuck here. I mean after all I've done you think I'd get a day off but nooooooo Magneto thinks he deserves to go on holidays full of hot women in bikini's while I get stuck with the psycho brats, a Cajun who has noting better to do then flirt all day and an idiot who burnt all my curtains because he thought it was funny....."
"Did he call me psycho?" said Wanda
"FIRE!!! GLORIOUS FIRE! Hahahahahahahaha"
"What can I say Gambit has a certain quality which all the femmes cant seem to resist" he sent a big wink in Rogue's direction.
"Oh please!" Rogue sent Remy one of her death glares
"You know you want me chere"
"Yah –six foot under"
"...as if I didn't have enough to do already.."
"er.. Chuck?"
"I mean I have needs too but does anyone care? Nooooo. I mean what if I want booty?"
"CHUCK!"
"Ah-hem as I was saying Pietro, your father left me in charge and therefore you'll do as I say....unless you want me to tell Magneto who took his specially formulated $200 hair gel of course..."
"Eeep!"
"Good – Now seeing as we've got this new ring fitted we might as well put it to use. Jean, Pietro get suited up please."
The two stalked off pushing each other as they went along.
"The rest of you get snacks because this is going to Rock!"
A moment of silence followed this statement as everyone stared at the Professor with open mouths.
"Dude – you just totally stole my line?" said Lance
"Oh please..its not like you own it"
"well actually Professor..." started Kitty
"Are we gonna get this show on the road or not? Anyone who isn't seated by that ring in under 1 minute will be subjected to Danger Room sessions with me, for the next week, at 3 in the morning. Got it?"
((WHOOSH!)) {A/n nice sound effects huh?}
"Heh, heh, heh" Wolverine chuckled to himself. "Always works, dumb ass kids as if I can be assed to get up that early"
Fight will be posted when I find it. My first fic tell me what ya think!