Read this to the tune of Spider Pig. And keep in mind that I borrowed a small tibit from several spoofs.
Emo Tard:
The Tale of an Emo Angst Fest
Emo tard,
Emo tard.
Does what ever an Emo tard does.
Can he fly on a broom?
Yes he can, but he's a tard
Emo tard,
Boy Who Lived.
Parents died.
He's alone.
His life sucks.
Look out!
It's emo tard!
He's cranky.
He's pubescant.
He doesn't know why!
He's going to take it out on people he likes!
He drops out of school.
And then it is time for...
The Epic Camping Trip of DOOM!
But he's a tard, so he dies!
But WAIT!
He's not dead An-y-more!!!
Emo tard.
Emo tard.
Does whatever an Emo tard does.
Saves the day with epic angst.
LOOK OUT!
It's Emo tard!
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