A/n: I got bored. I have writer's block. RAWR! Don't expect this to update often… This is only for when I get bored and have Writer's Block…

Disclaimer: All your Hetalia belong to me~!


"So let me get this straight… You're forcing us to watch videos and just react to them?" England asked.

"Yes." I smiled. "Fifteen dollars an hour isn't that bad for just watching videos and answering questions we ask."

"… True…"

"Okay, everyone! Into position! We're going to have to separate you guys. The video will start momentarily." The eight countries walked into their respective rooms while I made sure the cameras were ready. "Okay, so you're reacting to Nyan Cat."

I started the video.

Italy giggled a little. "Oh my God…!"

"Ohhhh~! Look at the kitty~!" China squealed. He still has a weakness to cute things, I guess…

Japan raised an eyebrow.

Russia chuckled a bit before asking, "… What is this?"

America was laughing like a maniac at the screen. "Oh my… I-I'm crying…!" He promptly started banging his head against the table, tears streaming down his face, laughing all the while. Canada was humming along in his room.

"… Okay, this is annoying." England said after a bit.

"How long is it?" Russia asked.

"So… What are you going to do…?" Italy tried to ask the video.

"Do something else besides meow, you fucking cat!" Romano yelled at the screen.

"What's the point of this?" England asked. Japan had buried his face in his hands.

"… SHUT UP." Canada yelled (said).

"It's ADORABLE!" China squealed. Then the video ended. "Awwwww, it's over…"

"… I'm lost…" Russia said.

"I am kind of glad that is over." Japan confessed.

"Why do people make this?" England asked.

"T-that was the funniest video I've ever seen…!" America choked out between his now dying laughter.

"Question time!" I announced over the intercom. "What happened from beginning to end?"

"… Really?" England asked.

"Yes."

"There was a cat," Canada started. "That was… farting out rainbows?"

"It was running across space, shitting out rainbows!" Romano exclaimed.

"So, you see the cat tail and rainbow, but what about the body?" I asked.

"It's a pop tart!" America yelled.

"What were you thinking while watching this video?"

"What is this?" Russia said.

"What is this? I don't get it…" Canada said.

"God, I would rather shoot myself." England deadpanned.

"If this video was playing forever, how long would you stay until you got up and left?" I asked.

"I was ready to leave before that was over, so I'd leave right away." England said.

"Thirty seconds before I'd throw my computer out the window." Romano huffed.

"Less then ten minutes." Italy admitted.

"UNTIL I DIE." China said.

"Someone uploaded a six hour version of this." I said.

"What?" Russia seemed even more confused.

"What?" Romano stared in disbelief.

"What." England asked (more like said).

"How can not upload a six hour version of this?" America asked, still laughing a little.

"I wonder how long that took to upload…" Canada said (whispered).

"What do you think about that?"

"I THINK THEY'RE AWESOME!" America fist pumped.

"Four words for that person: Get a fucking life." Romano ground out.

"What would you name this cat?"

"Meiwakuna. In my language, it means annoying." Japan said.

"Arc-en-chat." Canada said.

"VODKA~!" Russia happily stated.

"Māo mī!" China said happily.

"Did you like the video?"

"Yes!" America laughed. "Can you play it again?" I started up the video (on his computer only) only to have more laughter come from his room.

"Yes!" Italy stated bubbly.

"I'm surprised my brain didn't go into a trauma." England said.

"I want to see the amount of dislikes on this video so I can join all those wonderful people." Romano said.

"Okay, that's a wrap! Run along, your pay shall be handed to you~!" I said. I shooed them out and started to edit the footage. This was going straight to Youtube!


OKAY~! I'mma take a break and try to clear up my Writer's Block~