Who do we have as a guest?

by IamEnVIOUS

Somebody is here against his will...ohhh,what fun we'll have giving him misery!

Disclaimer:I own nothing.

Me:Ladies and gentlemen,if you're just tuning in...today I have a special guest...Envy!

Envy:Wha?(looks around)...How did you get me here?

Me:That is not important...first question..how old are you?

Envy:NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS,HUMAN!(frowns,crossing his arms)

Me:Tell the audience and I'll get you a parfait.

Envy:Fine...make it quick.

Me:My,you're pushy...how old are you?

Envy:Older than you.

Me:How old?

Envy:Four hundred plus...happy?

Me:Thank you...yes..next question...who do you love?

Envy:(splutters)I'm not answering!

Me:(smirks)Why?Think she will hear you?

Envy:(blushes)No!Get me off this accursed show!

Me:Aw,Envy's blushing!

Envy:Am not,human!(reddens more)

Me:...Okaayyy...shall we bring the reason why Envy is blushing?

Envy:Nooooo!I'll kill you all!

Lust:(steps out on stage)Envy.

Envy:...Lust..let's go(grabs her hand,walking off the stage)

Me:Well,that concludes the segment.