1My first Twilight fic! ...Well, obviously. Anyway, I do not own Twilight, unfortunately. It belongs to Stephanie Meyer.

AN: Takes place after Eclipse, like a week before Edward and Bella get married. Contains swearing, and mature content. Oh, and this will be in Edward's POV.

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Chapter 1: Jasper's Idea

There are some days of my life when I wonder just how the hell do I get myself into these kind of situations. Like listening to Rosealie when she told me the unthinkable. I can't even say it!

Or that time when Emmett and Jasper talked me into throwing a bachelor party. Yep. A bachelor party. Apparently, they never had one, heard about it, and wanted me to have one. Hey, I thought it would be pretty fun myself. I mean being a vampire, you don't get to do a lot of human activities.

Boy, was I wrong!

It all started one week before my wedding...

"Hey, Ed-man! How was watching Bella sleep?" Asked Jasper as he walked to the couch.

I rolled my eyes. He can be so annoying sometimes. "Ed-man"? "It was fine."

"What'd she talk about this time?" Emmett asked.

I glared at the two. "That's private."

"Aw, come on, Eddie! We won't tell!" Emmett pleaded.

"Why are you so interested in my fiancee's sleep talk?" I asked.

"Because it's funny." Jasper said simply. Idiot.

"Fine." I said Sighing, I sat down on the chair next to the couch. "If you must know, Bella was muttering something about tacos, pie, and someone stealing her chocolate."

Emmett and Jasper, of course, burst out laughing. I waited patiently for them to calm down. "She also mentioned something about Emmett needing to get a haircut, and Jasper needing to pull that stick out of his butt."

My brothers instantly went quiet. "You suck." Jasper complained, jokingly as he realized I was joking.

The girls suddenly appeared in the room.

"Guy, we're going to get some supplies for Bella's bachelorette party."Esme announced. "We'll be back soon."

"Oh, and Jasper, I know what you're planning. Edward would never agree to it." Alice told her husband. Agree to what?

Oh dear God...

"No way, Jasper! No." I leapt up when I read his mind.

"But they're fun!" Jasper exclaimed. "Men do bachelor parties all the time!"

"Yeah! Stop being so damn old-fashioned!" Emmett put in. "It'll be fun! Just the guys doing whatever the hell we want! We could invite Charlie-"

"He already hates me, Emmett." I interrupted. I paused. Actually, inviting Charlie along for a party may not be such a bad idea. We could get to know each other better. I smiled. "Actually, you guys have a pretty good idea. I'll run it by Bella tonight."

"Why do you have to run everything by Bella?" Asked my oh-so-emo (Okay, he's not emo anymore) brother.

"Well, why do you have to run everything by Alice?" I retaliated. Ha!

Jasper looked like he wanted to say something, but didn't. Instead, he said, "So, where should we go?"

"Clubbing!" Emmett exclaimed. Jasper and I both looked at him like he was crazy. "What?"

"Well, for one thing, Jasper and I are underage." I replied. Great. I'm surrounded by idiots! "Another thing, there's no way Chief Swan would agree to it."

"There's this club in Seattle that admits under-21s." Jasper spoke up. "We could go there. It's completely safe. 'That is, if no one gets drunk...dammit, Edward! Stop freaking reading my mind!'

"I'll never stop." I winked. "But fine. We can go to that club in Seattle. I still think Charlie will say no."

"Then we'll go without him!" Emmett rolled his eyes. "Stop being so uptight!"

I glared and growled at the two.

So, it was settled. Two evenings from now, us adopted Cullen brothers (and possibly Charlie) will be heading to Seattle for my bachelor party. I sat and watched random crap on TV until the girls returned from Bella's bachelorette party.

"Well, that completely sucked." Rosalie complained as she, Esme, and Alice trudged through the living area.

"What happened?" I asked, interested.

"Someone grabbed my butt." Esme said simply. She headed upstairs.

I was a bit concerned. "Where did you guys go?"

"Seattle." Alice replied as she plopped on the chair. "We were going to see a move, but the theater there was closed due to repairs."

"We were also going to go to a restaurant, but since Esme, Alice, and I are vampires..." Rosalie trailed off and sighed. "I'm going to find Emmett."

I watched Rosalie leave the room and turned to Alice. "So I guess it's safe to say the bachelorette party bombed."

"Majorly." Alice confirmed, shaking her head. "Oh well. Maybe you boys will have better luck with your bachelor party."

"Yeah. Well, it's time to go to Bella's." I got up. "I'll see you in the morning."

"Have fun." Alice waved.

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After I did the usual "sneak into Bella's room after Charlie falls asleep" routine, Bella sighed in relief.

"Finally, something that went right tonight." She smiled.

I wanted to melt. I smiled back at my Bella. "Alice and Rosalie told me everything."

"Oh, God, it was a nightmare." Bella wrapped her arms around my waist and rested her head on my torso. She sighed. "I'm just glad it's over."

I hugged Bella gently and kissed her head. "I'm sorry you had such a bad night."

"Mmm...it's okay." Bella replied, sleepily.

I cleared my throat. "I decided to throw a bachelor party with Emmet and Jasper. I was thinking of inviting Charlie."

Bella lifted her head. She was awake. "My dad? Well...where are you going?"

"An under-21 club in downtown Seattle."

"Oh. Okay. Sure, invite him." Bella smiled. "I think that's a great idea. You could get to know each other."

"I'll ask him before he leaves work tomorrow." I said. "Goodnight."

"Good night." Bella yawned.

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After I left Bella after Charlie woke up, I spent one hour thinking about how I would invite my future father-in-law to my bachelor party. I took a deep breath and headed back to the house.

"Oh, Edwin." Charlie said when he greeted me at the door. "Bella's inside."

"Actually, sir, I came to see you." I said politely.

Charlie raised an eyebrow. "Oh?"

"I'm having a bachelor party tomorrow night with my brothers, Emmett and Jasper." I went on. "We're going to an under-21 club in Seattle. Would you like to come with us?"

Charlie stared at me for a few minutes, I read his mind.

'A bachelor party? At a club...what is this hoodlum up to now?' "I have to work late."

Bella ran up to us. "Dad, come on! It will be fun! It will also give you a chance to know Edward and his brothers better."

Charlie sighed. "Bella, I don't know..."

"Please, Dad?" Bella hugged her father's torso. "It would mean so much to me."

Charlie seemed to be giving in. "All right, I guess one night with the Cullens wouldn't hurt."

Bella smiled wider. "Thanks, Dad!"

Charlie smiled and turned to me. "What time?"

"We'll pick you up at seven. Would that be okay?"

"Yes, that would."

I smiled and headed home. Now...let the craziness begin!

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