Funny one-shot, 'cause who doesn't love Multiple? :D
See A/N at the end. :)
Inspiration goes to Red Witch for their story "Jean Grey Is Ticked Off About Something"
Disclaimers:
I don't own...
X-Men: Evolution
Dear Marvel,
I am not thrilled with the way I turned out here in "Evoverse," and I would like to bring several problems to your attention for correction. Pronto.
First of all, there are several flaws with my name. Why does everybody call me Jamie? My name is James! I understand it's a nickname and all, but come on! Jamie is a girl name! And since when is my code name Multiple? I'm supposed to be Multiple Man! Why did you cut out the "Man" part? I'm manly!
Secondly, I would like to point out that my wardrobe department made some serious and potentially fatal errors. Fatal for me, that is. Why is my shirt pink? Kitty keeps trying to tell me that it's actually salmon, and that it's a manly color. If pink (or salmon, for that matter) is so manly, why isn't my code name Multiple Man?
Thirdly, I would like to say that I am not pleased with the way I look or sound. C'mon! I'm supposed to be 5'11"! says so! And why am I so shrimpy and squeaky-voiced? Kitty thought I was 12! How old am I supposed to be, anyhow?
That brings me to my final point. Why am I so much younger than the other New Recruits? It's not fair! Sam and Bobby always pick on me 'cause I'm younger! (That may also have something to do with my pink/salmon shirt, I'm just sayin'.)
I expect immediate correction of these careless mistakes, A.S.A.P. Thanks (I think).
From, Multiple MAN
AKA JAMES Madrox
AKA that kid who gets picked on 'cause he wears pink/salmon
A/N Ah yes, I do love a good Jamie fic... Oops. Sorry. A good James fic, then. Anyways, I just wanted to point out that yes, I do know a girl named Jamie. So I'm pretty sure the name is for both guys and girls. So, if any guy out there happened to take offence from that... well... don't, I guess.