Konichiwa my marshmellow chicken people! Back by demand for my humor ( Fuck you non raters! I even gave you anonymous rating privileges! Betches!) I am here with Super Naruto 2: The Anti Rape Amulet! YAY!

Disclaimers: I own nothing, because they found out about me stalking them. (Is putting yaoi pictures of the writer online so bad?) Oh well

Warnings: my usual foul mouth, and a Shizload full of Lemon! YAY!

More Sailor Scouts, Sasame, And Haku! (I though he was a girl! I so wrote about him!)

Super Naruto: Part One

Chapter 1

The Evil Curse Of Fluffiness.

Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura were off adventuring around the land of the sand, still laughing about kicking my ass in the last fanfiction, and wondering if I was still pulling out the glass Haku left. (I so am! That Shetbag needs to take the bottle rape down a notch. T,T.) They came across a small shrine to some unknown god or goddess.

"Hey, let's go in!" Sakura said, hoping for a place she could rape Sasuke in peace.

"All right, but Naruto is soo at my back." Sasuke said.

"Shit" Naruto and Sakura said at the same time.

They walked in, and on the wall was Haku and Sailor Saturn. Sailor Saturn was almost conscious and airily said "This is a trap." and fainted. Orochimaru, from my last fanfic showed up and began to whip them saying something about needing someone to fill in for Itachi.

All of the sudden, Sakura used magical Sound of Loving Murder. Kelly's My Romantic Pattern started playing, and an Imeem bar showed up over her head. "Damn, she is much more useful here than in the show!" Sasuke said.

"Statistically speaking, 94 of all people believe that we should be gay together, and they know that Sakura is just a sex icon used to attract fanboys to do her evil will in the future." Naruto stated.

"You're right. Let's kick Orochimaru's ass just for the fun of it though."

"YAY"

The two of them ran at Orochimaru and threw different styles of kick at him, Naruto with his Harem Jutsu, and Sasuke with Super Nonsexy Fat Lady attack.

Needless to say, that since Orochimaru is eaten with aids, he died very quickly.

The chains on the other two broke easily, but a strange noise filled the room. Symbols floated around and attatched themselves to Sasuke and Naruto.

"Sasuke..."

"Naruto..."

"I think I'm getting sick. I have to have sex with you. I th..." Naruto's mouth was covered by one of Sasuke's fingers.

Shining tears fell from Sasuke's large luminous obsidan eyes. "I love you Naruto."

Jessica walked in, and then stared around the room, and at the two lovers that were obviously not paying attention, and were noisily making out on the floor.

"Holy Fuck! Why the Hell did the Author write this! It keeps getting worse and worse everytime! God, someday they'll have sex in front of their parents!"

LEMON LEMON LUST LEMON!

They had made out for minutes when it started. Sasuke tentatively stuck his hand down into the front of Naruto's pants, and started playing with his balls, and felt him getting hard in his hands.

Naruto removed Sasuke's shirt and began to feel around the hard muscle, and nipped at Sasuke's dark, hard nipple.

Sasuke seductively removed Naruto's pants, and began to give Naruto a handjob. Naruto arched his back in a state of total bliss.

Sasuke's pants were coming off as well, and Naruto began to suck on him. Hard.

Sasuke groaned with the pleasure of it, and began to rapidly thrust in and out of Naruto's mouth, forcing a gag from Naruto as he deep- throated it.

Sasuke's load hit Naruto's throat with a sickening bitter taste, but he swallowed it. Sasuke turned Naruto around, and began to fuck him like a wild animal, thrusting in and out of his ass harder and harder. Then with a wild scream of ecstacy, it was over.

END LEMON

"What happened?" Sakura asked in horror.

"Well you see," Haku explained, "when you broke our chain, you hit the gay sex curse, and you need the amulet of anti rape to cure it."

"Oh God, not another Damn adventure." Jessica said. "Sakura, you stay here, Haku, Sailor Saturn and I shall go get this amulet.