Hey! Look! Another oneshot instead of me updating my current stories...dang it.
Anyways, I saw Doctor Strange (it's awesome, go check it out). Then I found something that questioned (SPOILER) how the good Doctor was going to pay for those two surgeries he had Christine do. Here's my take on what might happen. Enjoy!
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Strange's Delivery Service
Ding-dong!
"Oh hey, the pizza's here!"
Tony put down his tools, wiped his brow, and walked to the door. Bruce followed, in order to make sure Tony had ordered the cheese and pepperoni and not something crazy.
Tony opened the door. "Okay, how much do I owe-"
Then his brain reacted to what was in front of him. His eyes widened a bit.
Standing in front of him was a cloak. Okay, maybe standing wasn't the right word-make that floating.
And it was holding a pair of pizza boxes.
"...Bruce, are you seeing this?" Tony asked.
Bruce nodded.
The cloak shook impatiently. Tony, realizing what it wanted, pulled a handful of dollars, handed it to the cloak, and took the pizza.
The cloak seemed to nod in satisfaction before it floated away, Tony closing the door behind it.
There was silence for a few seconds before Bruce finally broke it.
"Well, that was strange."
Tony nodded in agreement. "Hey, there's a note on the pizza box," he noticed. He pulled it off and read it aloud.
To whom it may concern,
My apologies for the odd method of delivery. I have two surgeries to pay off, and, since no one up in these blasted mountains cares about money anymore and I'm still unfit for most jobs, the Cloak of Levitation has had to get a job at this New York pizza parlor. It makes sense in content, I swear.
Again, my apologies.
-Doctor Stephen Strange
"Hey, isn't Doctor Strange that surgeon who isolated himself in Kathmandu?" Bruce inquired.
Tony shrugged. "I dunno, this seems like your sort of thing more than mine."
More silence.
"So Tony, what pizza did you get?"
"One cheese and pepperoni..."
Bruce nodded in approval.
"...one broccoli, jalapeño, and pineapple."
"Oh come on!"