Disclaimer: I do not own twilight, Halo, or Futurama.
Im just kidding I don't really hate Edward, but Review if you read this Because I wrote that!
A/n this is simply a story to annoy the people who hate stories like this, every one who writes stories about Bella getting pregnant and Edward leaving, this is not making fun of you, this is just the way I say, keep up the good work... or bad work, just keep it up.
Doctor Carlisle walks in,
"good news every one,"
Charlie interrupts, "how can you have good news? your son just left my daughter again, "
they are all in Charlie's living room, Bella is lying on the couch, staring into space, Charlie is sitting next to her.
"oh but I can, Bella is pregnant,"
"with who, Jake?" Charlie Axe
"because that allright."
"no, it must be Edward," Bella suddenly say's dramatically
"both, your having twins." Carlisle says
"what!" both Bella and Charlie
"that's right, one from each."
"that's not possible." Charlie says
" oh my yes, but it's true."
Charlie the reaches under the couch and pulls out a shot gun and plasma pistol which he then begins to charge.
"get out of my house, Charlie says
"but i'm aleady in my pajamas and Alice is out obsessively spending all my money."
Suddenly Emmett and Rose come in
" oh Bella I'm sorry my mean brother left you." Rose gives Bella a hug.
" I want a lollipop!" Emmett shouts
The End
for now
A/n All I will say is all mistakes were made on purpose