Chapter 1, re-posted because I accidentally deleted it. Sometimes my genius astounds even me,
Hey Ashfur?
Go away.
Ashfur?
Leave.
ASHFUR!
What?! What is it?
Guess what Squirrelflight's doing?
No.
Aw, c'mon, guess
No.
Aw-
FINE what is Squirrelflight doing?
Hanging out with Brambleclaw
Good for her
Hey Ashfur, why isn't she hanging out with you?
Leave now
Oh yeaaah. She dumped you
I was not dumped we drifted
Yeah. . .
Hey Ashfur, why can't you hold down a girlfriend
I hate you
I bet it's because you smell funny!
Yes you do
Do not
Do too
Or maybe it's because of your bad attitude
I do not have a bad attitude
Oh no, you're a regular bucket of sunshine
Bite me.
Grumpy-pants.
What are pants?
I can see why Squirrelflight left you
Who are you anyway?