King Flurry Presents: Total Drama Pokèmon Tour!
Chris:Hi,Everyone!I'm Chris McLean,the Host with the Most,and I'm going to start a new another crazy season,with 51 participants!Ues,you heard me,men,Fi-fty-one!
There are all the old contestants from Total Drama Island/World Tour/Action series,and plus other 26 new campers each one more anormal than the last!They all will compete during a tour through all the whole 5 regions of Pokèmon World:Kanto,where we're starting,Jotho,Hoenn,Sinnoh and Unova!It will be a total carnage,I granted ,prepare for a new kinky season,called...Total Drama Pokèmon Tour!
Enjoy...
Episode 1: "Moving On"
PROLOGUE
S.S. ANNA
NORTH BRIDGE
Speaker: dlin-dlin! Attention,please, passengers. The S.S, Anna will reach Vermilion City's Portland within 15 minutes.
Trent: sniiiif .. ah * The air is wonderful today, don't you think the same, my friend?
Tyler:I really really agree!What you even think, Lindsay?
Lindsay: true, , could you help me spread my back with suntan lotion?
Beth: Yes, my little friend!
Kyle: hi, I'm Kyle Prince. Are you here for a cruise?
Lindsay: hello, Kym!
Trent:We would want...we're going to participate in a reality show.
America: a reality? Beauuuuuuuuuuutiful!
Kyle: funny, we'll take a part in a television program filmed here,too!
Trent: wait..how it's called?
Kyle: "Total Drama." Do You know him?
Trent: uh .. I did.
Tyler: Who's that girl (points to America)? Your girlfriend?
Kyle: No, but it could become , She has simply followed me ever since we met ... decks are so fascinating to me that always happens when I go around the it. (blinks to Lindsay)
Lindsay: IHHH! Who are you? Where are you from? What's YOUR NAME?
Tyler: Lindsay ..!
Kyle: see?
Tyler: sigh sob ..
Trent: hello (referring to the black girl next to Kyle), I am ?
America: I'M America and I'm ..
Trent: American?
America: exaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactly!
Trent: ookay(rolling his eyes a little astonished) ...
Johnny: Look .. look .. the first new faces that I meet! Pleasure, Johnny,Johnny Fusilli .. chink! (Smiles glitch)
Lindsay and America: ehh .. plop!
Johnny: typical reaction. (Combing his hair)
Trent: Hey, wake up, girls?
Tyler Lindsay?
Kyle: Armorica, er .. America?
Johnny: (tidying his jacket)and you are...?
Kyle: Kyle Prince.
Trent: Trent.
Tyler: Tyler.
Johnny: So are you some of my mates ..
Izzy: wohoooo! Izzy the splinter sea! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! SPLASHHHH! (Everyone gets wet)
Johnny: my word! Watch what was that crazy?
Trent and Tyler: was Izzy Triton, the craziest of the reality.
Johnny: suitable nickname. (Adjusts his hair and the wet jacket)
POOL
Izzy: wohooo! Go, Huntelly! Anchor, fast! Sooooom!
Owen: * how she is beautiful when she is unleashed *
Noah: If you say so ..
Izzy: Guys! Try you too! SOOM! 'S beautiful water-ski attached to a super Huntail! YUHUUU! Zoooooom!
Christine (got stuck in a rubber-ring): Hey, you 2.
Owen: We?
Christine: you see someone else around? Perhaps the invisible man ,I guess .. is that guy all day he would help me with his invisible hand , right?
Owen: -ho-ho!
Noah: .. * .. * .. * AHEM! Want a (coughing and dim blushing) hand? *
Christine: I would be fine to receive even a foot at this time, or otherwise even a finger, a toe, an inch .. give a move that you will .Stop.
Owen: now's it! But how did you .. (Noah stomp on one of his foot) GH! AHIU Ow Ow! (Jumps and ends in the pool) SPLASH! Uh.I'm Uh fine! .. ohohoh.
Izzy: careful,Owen! The Huntail's Biker is arriving! WOHOO!
Owen: OO But, look such beautiful teeth have erupted to Huntelly...
Huntail: SGNACK SGNACK SGNACK!
Owen: ahu OHU Ow! Too sharp! Aho oh Ow!
Noah: Would you drink? I guess it would be hard for you to have been struggling for hours remained stuck in that rubber-ring!
Christine: I'd just really stuck.
Noah: Oh.
Christine: anyway .. why no? After all, as you said to me, "to be trapped makes you thirsty." Doesn't is this what you mean before?
Noah: * ahem yes. ^. ^ Ok, I'm going to order something.
Christine: Do not take too long, otherwise you'll have to reserve to an empty table your attempts at courtship.
Noah: What *?
Christine: -. - Nothing.
PIANO-BAR
Noah: I would order a mango and pineapple juice, tropical giant with two straws.
Lester: I'll prepare you immediately, sir..A-ah, See who's back!
Noah: LESTER? What are you doing here?
Lester, a part-time job .. one of all I did in my seventeen life. I hadn't enough money for the ticket and so I was employed as a bartender at the ship-club!But it's only a temporary job.
Noah: Are you going to take part in this season of Total Drama,too?
Lester: naturally, my dear! We will be in 51 to join!
Noah: f-fifty one? How do you know?
Lester: c'mon, you know worked for the CIA! Spy Chris with spy- bugs is not difficult.
Noah: All right ... 51 .. mom.
Leonard: Lester, friend, will you help me with this tray of desserts on the deck?
Lester: I'm sorry, Lenny, but I'm chatting with my old friend could get by perfectly by yourself, right?
Leonard: right .. (hate look)
Geoff: Hello friends! Lex, give me a banana and coconut juice.
Lester now, dude!
Geoff: woah! This ship is rocking! Really a scream! WOHOO!
Noah: ..
DJ (holding a diskette from curling): eh, Geoff, we're all waiting for your turn!
Geoff: arrive, arrive! I take supplies and join you there!
DJ: ok .. hurry up, dude.
CURLING POLIWAG
Leshawna: So what? Where is Geoff?
DJ:In a few will come in time to take food for everyone and then join us!
Bridgette: Well .. who's the next to launch?
DJ: Geoff, right?
Bridgette: Geoff will do it comes after him?
Eve: It's my turn. (Slides the plate near the center of the spiral-POLIWAG target drawn)
DJ: UAO! Nice shot!
Seijii: nothing special .. I'd do ! (He center the target) Voilà.
Eve: grrr .. NOT TRUE! CRACK! (Breaks the stick on the short boy head )
Garlic (hidden behind the mast): how beautiful it is when she's angry * Should I go over and tell her .. ahem ... "Wow, great job!", Not too little what If I abbreviate? "UBC" Hmm ..
Harold: Now it's my turn!
Yuma (coming out of nowhere): wu wu! I can pull myself? Please, I beg you *pleaaaase*!
Bridgette: eh .. please!
Harold: but ..
Leshawna: Who is that girl?
Yuma: Yuma Special Launch! Swish! (The pigeon flies like a frisbee hitting right in the jewels of Seijii) THUMP!
Seijii:. Or
Yuma: oops .. sorry Latyahahah * **
All: ..
Yuma: now retrying (throws it like a frisbee,once another time) zwish! Damn.
SOUTH BRIDGE-AREA OVERVIEW
Rory: looks the beautiful landscape that stands today in front of us: such a beautiful sunrise, as , darling?
Claryssa: ...
Rory: Oh, right, Claryssa .. I mean almost magnificent as you! Cause You are my sunrise, my lunch hour, my moon at night, my ..
Claryssa: (Rory looks like she really worth-in a bad way) ..
Rory: My ehm.(the curling disc flings on his head)Thud-Ouch!Where it's come from this?o.,o?
Cody: is very nice to enjoy the beautiful warm morning air without the stress of competition!Ah..relaxing.
Sierra: CODYKIN!
Cody: S-Sierra? EVEN here? (Sierra hugs him so hard that almost suffocates him) OUff!
Sierra is not great? Will spend another season together!
Cody: h-how beautiful.
Katie: looks these pectorals, Sadie *
Sadie: and Katie, have you seen his sculpted abs? * Eh ..
Justin: Thank you, thank you, thank ,but not sums me.
Alejandro: girls .. admire that! (Takes off his shirt)
Katie is still UAO ** + * Justin dumpling
Sadie: IHH! **
Justin: Thief of admirers!
Alejandro: poor dick.
CABINS
CAB 1
Gwen: finally we two are spending some time alone ...
Duncan: Yeah, no presenter meddling idiot or loser between ..
Courtney: AHEM!
Gwen: I looked and can have some 'quiet for once?
Duncan: * Gulp Courtney?
Courtney: DUNCAN ..
Duncan is not as it may seem, we're just ..
Courtney: Oh, but I believe you, ..! (Gives him a kick between the legs)
Duncan: ouk!
Gwen: Hey! .. Down your dispotic legs from my Duncan!
Courtney: Ah, you admit it? I will ..
Bridge: interesting .. (taking notes)
All: ..?
Bridge: go ahead as if there's none here..scrib Scrib ..
All: O.o
Tracey:Excuse me, where can I find Heather Wilson?
Gwen: you will be doing the two-hundredth the shower-cabin located in the front.
Tracey goods. (Enters the cabin)
Courtney: where was I?
Bridge to "Ah, you admit it? I will .." and then you stopped.
Courtney: Right, thank you But why you are so interested in our arguments?
Bridge: I am a future I take notes on the various attitudes assumed by the human race according to the situation.
Courtney: Oh, I totally understand you .Know it, I am very ambitious,too!
Gwen and Duncan: did not understand, look. -. -
BRIDGE
Johnny: (phoning his hairs) There you go, the bunch is back in its place, and dried and jelled perfectly .Great idea to pile the hair dryer.
Kyle: How much does it cost?
Tyler and Trent (exchanging puzzled looks) ..
Johnny: the coat is dried,too perfect ..
Alice: excuse meeeee!
BUMP!
Johnny: woah! SPLASH! (Ends in water) splutt who on hell .. uh ..?
Alice: Sorry! Sorry! My fault, I never watch where I run! You wanna a hand? Please forgive me!
Johnny: (see such a fuck**g fairy!) No, you do not be pity. It was only an accident.
Alice: Oh, no .. you are soak wet .It's all my fault ,I'm so clumsy, why?
Johnny: it's really my fault cuase I heard your yell but I stayed immobile like a you hurt during the impact?
Alice: ?
Johnny: nothing important .Can I help you carry your bags? What is your cabin?
Alice:it is number 3 .. thanks a lot, but you should not bother you.
Johnny: No trouble! Indeed, it is a pleasure for me ...
CABINS
CABIN 3
Alice: Thanks a lot, you're really very kind * again *
Johnny figured.
Alice: ...
Johnny: ...
Alice: uh, we arrived. My cab is this. Thanks! (she enters)
Johnny: It was a pleasure *
Monika: ALICE! You have no idea who is the third person (remember?) with which we had to share the cab!
Alice: MONIKA! It arrived, and who would?
Mayko: but who else if not me, the great Mayko Makishima? UU
Alice: Mayko Makishima! Do not believe it! The famous rising star in Japan!
Mayko:'ve already autograph ..?
Monika: me first! Please!
Mayko :sure ^ - ^ Voilà, now you can brag of having the memory of a true
Monika: yeah, is the most coveted autograph of time after that of my favorite idol: MADONNA! Yeah!
Mayko: WHAT? There is none better than me, give me your autograph! STRAAAAP! So you learn.
Alice and Johnny:!
Monika: ...
Mayko: tsk! (Walks away)
Monika, perhaps the paper was of poor quality? Oh, how how how I'm stupid! The offense must have surely for this reason.
Alice and Johnny (exchange of looks puzzled)
Azusa: sorry, have you seen a girl with short hair style Liberty Spike, green eyes and pale skin? I'm the big sister: Azusa Makishima.
Monika: UAO! The older sister of the great Mayko! Make me an autograph?
Azusa: autograph? o-okay ... (writes her signature) Happy, now?
Monika: Thank you very much, yeah.
Johnny: You missed the time-(straightens the hair)-the "sympatyzer" for a breath, chink!
Azusa: I'll wait here.
Alice: Sorry, now I have to go back to work, otherwise the captain fires thank you twice, Johnny!
Johnny: Wait .. you mean that those cases were not your own?
Alice: * - *! True! I must have done you deliver them , please?
Johnny: ok .. and quiet: I do not mind at all! ^. ^
Alice: thank you so much more! SMACK! Hello, hello! Zoom!
Azusa: uh .. uh!
Johnny: ... p-please *
CABIN 4
Zeke: Zap!
TV: Lemonjuice drink, the drink refreshing and invigorating + there is!
Zeke: ... zap!
TV: It is now airing the famous TV series "Coach Leandro."
"LEANDRO COACH"
...
Part of the challenge ... Leandro, Coach.
Zeke: bah, already seen, nothing new! Zap!
Garry: courage, my friend, do not is not cool.
TV: TG Kanto, HELLO! Today seems that the entire Vermilion City is about to welcome the cast of the full force of a successful reality show, has never before been held in Japan...
Blaineley: they're talking about us!
Sunday: Mythical!
Zeke: strong.
Blaineley: Shht! Shut up.
Reporter: we hear the views of some real idols of Kanto.
Brock: It must be a fantastic experience traveling in the company of Pokemon, engaged in a perpetual challenge to elimination through an entire region! I wanted to be in their , did anyone tell her you're really cute? Please, be with me in my fitness facility .. ouch!
Misty: stop doing the stupid! I wanted to wish good luck to all competitors: never give up and never hit the ground running But just in case I encounter you,I grant you won'thave an easy game with me, the super-master of the water pokemon, MISTY!
Psyduck: Psayayay!
Misty: -. - Psyduck .. -. -
Reporter: Keep this thing away from the camera: I crashed!Ehr.. Line to the study.
Cabin 5
Sygfryd: this situation is intolerable.
Mousse and KJ: ..?
Sygfryd: the sound of the TV of our contiguous neighbors cabin is at least 0.476589% higher than the average right mathematics media .I'll argue with the captain immediatly ! (Opens the cabin door)
Kelsey: wiii! Squishh! Careful, Mr. Kururu! (she's dashing on a gigantic brush skiddin'in a sea of soap)
Sygfryd:?
Kelsey: SQUIRZ! (It invests literally) I had-a-row? Wii!
James (arriving breathlessly): Forgive broken, right?
Sygfryd: Truly I fear I have just suffered a trauma ..
James: Kelsea, wait! We hubs are not allowed to do such stunts!
Kelsey: Whaaat you're saying? Scream stronger, Jammy! WOOO!
Sygfryd: hey, I still had not finished talking! A little 'education,for God's Sake.
Maitre:Kelsea,you scoundrel girl,Sacrableu,turn back now! I'll strangle that troublemaker brat.
Sygfryd: what a foul and coarse language , ZSK.
NORTH BRIDGE
Lindsay: Come on, Beth, you're not spreading the cream well, I hear all the skin rough.
Beth: have some patience.
Trent: So, Kyle, let me understand: you're filthy rich, you're an aspiring actor and you are considered beautiful . Then why are you here?
Kyle is my 18th birthday gift.
Trent: and as a bonus you have subscribed to this show?
Kyle: Yes, they must have finally realized I was tired of piles of pure gold Rolex.
Tyler and Trent: ...
POOL
Leonard: lunch is served, gentlemen and ladies.
Leanne: Thanks, I was .. crunch .. mh! These sandwiches are simply amazing! Tell the truth: thou hast made, right?
Leonard: Certainly, Madame! (Heheh) And what do you think of the lobst..
Leanne: try ..
Izzy: SPLASH! Waoo! Wow, lobster? Ahm Yum yum!
Leonard and Leanne (soaking wet): * COMPLAINT *
Izzy: Owen, get out of the water! I want to challenge you in a glutting challenge!
Owen: No, I'm too that running back and forth followed by a moment by Huntelly...wait? "Glutting"? ARRIVE! (Click to sprinter)
Noah (a little farther): here's the appetizer.
Christine: did you take fewest time! .. Only half an hour.
Noah: I'm sorry, I stopped to chat with the bartender, eh.
Christine: OK, go matter. (What an interesting guy)
Noah: shall we have an aperitive?
Christine: good .. munch .. not bad.
Noah: ^. ^ Good. Yes ..
Christine: You didn't told me your name.
Noah: My name is Noah Dasari.
Christine: Impressive,you have a biblic name,Noah.
Noah: even yours, even if it is the female form .
Christine: I actually called Chris.
Noah: CHRIS? Em .. nice name.
Christine: already .. like my father: Chris Mc Lean.
Noah: ..!
Christine: you okay?
Noah: perfection! Hahaha.
MEANWHILE ..
SEA OPEN
Klemens: ciaff ciaff ciaff ciaff .. keheh, jump off the cop's boat was a risky move but genial .Now I need a place to spend the winter waiting to the waters calming down. (A shark swims silently behind him) KZAK! (sticking a knife under water) Look, look .. a cruise ! (jump on the anchor and start climbing) Provided lift .. ke-he!
we are on the ! Guess in the cabins if there is something valuable to steal!
Hmm .. maybe it's best making a disguise,kehehe .That blue paint falls like a glove!
BRIDGE
Kelsey: BRAM! WOHOO!
Maitre: someone stop this destructive hyperkinetic!
James: pant pant .. Kelsey? Back here!
Alice: mh .. and this how I should clean? ^ Mh Oh .. That's the maitre! Excuse me, boss, you know by any chance ..
Kelsey: awaaaay! Permission!
Alice: ahhhia! Ahu ...
Maitre and James: leave, leave! (Overwhelming Alice)
Alice: What I done wrong? I did? * - *
Kelsey: BRAM (breaks down the door of access to the bridge of the buffets)! Area Catering, here is a service volleys!
Leonard: As I said, Miss. ..
Leanne: Leanne Ludvisk.
Leonard: Leanne, here is the lobster!
Leanne: it looks nice.
Kelsey: beware!Away!
Leonard: Oh, no! DO NOT SHATTER HERE!
Kelsey: I lost control, soooorrry!
Leonard: NOOOO!
Leanne: O.O
BADABRAM! (RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOUFFET TABLE) FIIII ... (the food flies in orbit)
Leonard: DAMN ON ! SPLATCH! DOUBLE * COMPLAINT *
Leanne: Whew, at least not this time .. SPLATCH! TRIPLE * COMPLAINT *
Kelsey: nothing broken?
Maitre: what disaster!
James: UAO.
Owen: yuppii, rain miracles! GNAM GNA GNAM! Mh .. crunk crunk, krunching.
Izzy: a flood of lobsters, bizarre phenomenon! WIO! PLAKT! Lobster on his head! .. Crunk crunk .. tastes delicious!
Noah: So, to win this level you have to attack the final boss from two different parts, so I get confused it and our little not-friendly friend no longer will be a problem.
Christine: You're a real expert! Beep blip zap! Pass.
Noah: heheh, indeed I am a true fan of videogames. Think of when I was only 8 years I brought my computer in a factory computer games, and managed to take possession of it!
Christine: UAW! Cool .. hehe.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Noah: What's that noise?
SPATAPLATCCPLAKTSPLAKTCRACKL! (The rest of the seafood buffets rains upon the two)
Noah: -. -
Christine: "Wonderful".
Speaker: dlin dlon! Vermilion City! The S.S. Anna has just landed at the port of Vermillion to have hosted you(such only a way to speak).
Klemens: we there yet? .. Well it will not be difficult to mingle with the crowd.
VERMILION CITY
Geoff: .. incredible orgy! We are in Vermilion!
Lindsay: goo, the orange is so good!
Heather: watch that it's called Vermilion for another .
Lindsay: and what would be, Miss know-it-all?
Heather: try to guess, genius!
Gwen: Lindsay, what do you ask Heather? You do not want to embarrass?
Heather: What are you trying to insinuate, Shadow Bomb? I know perfectly well that the city is so named because of the orange roof! Even Beth could get there, but I fear for you and Lindsay this would be asking too much.
Alejandro: Come on, girls, stop fighting!
Duncan: Yeah, shut up a bit. Miss Nerve-driller has just gave me an headache!
Courtney: How did you call me? (Chokes Duncan)
Leshawna: how ,stop it all ,fools. Anyways .. I do not see any trace either of Chris or of Chef Hatchet!
Beth: Maybe they replaced the hosts? Yes! Finally!
Harold: expect to rejoice.
Chef (driving a rotten truck): Poot Poot! Hey, Bozo, go up soon, otherwise I leave you here.
Duncan: cough cough .. the usual scrap!
Sygfryd: I bet .. but this engine is not under the rules! Oh no, eh! This has serious consequences to the detriment of the environment and myself have asthma and ..
All: O.O
Lester: where is the off button?
Chef: silence, invertebrates! But how many on hell are you?
Bridge: uhm .. 51.
Leshawna: how did you rely so quickly.
Bridge: science and calculation, my dear grand evolutionary cell mass post.
Leshawna: YO? W-What you said ..
Chef: And I have to move from here to Pallet Town 51 snotty-assed? Forget it! I will accept 31 only.
Bridgette: but now we're on the go! How do you think to do this?
Duncan: I will give him a hand!
Leonard: Trez bien!
Alejandro: I like your idea! Push! (All three throw down a pile of boxes that goes to shatter against half of the passengers in the cargo compartment)
Almost all: ahh! bad! Bast ***!
Duncan and the other 30: Bye bye, amigos!
Heather: nothing personal!
Blaineley: Goodbye, losers.
WROOOAM!
STILL IN VERMILION CITY
Owen: ahhh! Bump!
Izzy: Coming Soon! CRUNCK!
Owen: **MY KIWI **!
Bridgette: they did it for real this time.
Geoff: do not despair, baby!
Klemens: There will be a bloody payback, word of a Malkovich!
Christine and Noah: "great."
Johnny: Oh, that cretin of my cousin. Alice, are you okay?
Alice: Yes, now, yes * .. eh? Yes, I'm fine, ehehe!
Monika: what a bad flight, yeah!
Mayko: sgrrrrrrrrrrr ... now .. i .. kill .. No-no, I am changed! Stay calm, Mayko, calm down .. ouff You are too perfect for scomporti ouff ..!
Azusa: sister, do not let's get to win! We are Makishima, and our last word is FIGHT!
Mayko: true! But I will not ruin the look, all that dust already in the compartment loads made a killing, then I was also tossed on the ground ..!
Azusa: boys, listen to everyone: old, as newer and new entries: We might as well give it won?
All: NOOO!
Azusa: then each of us tuck the shirts, organizes itself and proves our skills to them!.Told this,who is with me?
Mayko:, ME,ME,ME! With you you're always sitting pretty!
Gwen: No, thank you, flying solo.
Christine: ditto.
Noah: I'm with Christine.
Gwen: Hey, here's someone in my ropes!
Trent: I propose to join in a squadron of 4.
Izzy: wu wu, me and Owen,too!
Owen: Yes, me and my buddies old and new (in a crushing embrace all 5)
DJ: I will go with you two.
Kyle: We can join you 6?
America: Yeah, pleaaaaaaaaaase!
Trent: okay, buddy!
Tyler: Lindsay, Lindsay, where are you?
Cody: friend, probably she remained in the truck, like Sierra (PHEW!)
Sierra: I'm here instead ^ - ^
Cody: AHH! But,But ... I was dropped from the truck APPOSITL...ehm, that is about to give way to elegantly Courtney (Courtney really has thrown out)
Sierra: Me too, to bring up the "treasure" of Justin! (In fact she has raised and thrown into Justin)
Azusa: ok, teams decided to revenge? Mayko, DJ and CO, follow me!
Johnny: Come, Alice, I'll take you to Pallet Town in a way or another, you'll see!
Alice: very nice!
Monika: Wow, great! Yeah!
Yuma: I'll make my own (..)
Klemens: me too.
TO BE CONTINUED
VERMILION CITY
TEAM A
DJ: So .. do ?
Grandfather Diezel: buy this rough terrain at Vermilion was an idea worthy of the great Diezel, sin that I can not find any youth willing to setting me FREE! Ah, what times are this shit!
Geoff: Wow, Diezel is also here? That little old man is everywhere!
Azusa: uhm .. I already have a pretty good idea.
TEAM B
Gwen: So what is the plan to reach Pallet Town?
Christine:And you ask me?"Intelligent"..
Cody: Come on, girls, you can do better!
Sierra: uhm ..
Kyle: Of course! I know how!
Trent: really?
America: I knew my boyfriend would solve the situatioooooon!
Kyle: boy? No, huh ... Not so fast!I told you few minutes ago.
Izzy: come on, spit it out instead of prevaricate! Come on, man, come ooon!
Kyle: I'll call my father and tell him to immediately send a limo complete with driver here in Vermilion.
All: O.O
Noah: and you have not thought about what it takes ... Because it will came fiiiii BRAM ..!
Pilot: Limousine dropped, sir!
Kyle: great job, tell my father not to consider the idea of fire you on the spot, this week.
Pilot-Butler-Chauffeur (Feetlicker-handyman-slave-yesman-eccecc): thank you very much for your generosity, sir Prince. (Small ****, great son of a pimp and a ***** hate you and all your family ***) For me it is an honor to serve you!But my name is Jeeves..
Kyle: courage, what you're waiting for,Jerome? Go!
Trent: amazing.
Tyler: strong, a true limousine!
Cody: you said it!
Izzy: , aspects from?
Owen: great!
America:maaaaajestiiic!
Christine and Gwen: great.
Noah: soon.
Jeeves: Can I point out to you, Miss (to Izzy) that my name is not Jerome, but ..
Kyle: Shut up, anyone interested Jerkins hurry up, we get to Pallet Town within two hours.
Jeeves: Pallet Town? It is there that there is the summer residence of your father?
Sierra, Cody, Tyler and Trent: SUMMER RESIDENCE?
Kyle: ..
Owen: How do I get to eat in this wonderful 4 wheels?
Kyle: press a button and fix the problem.
Owen: I love the options of limousines! Click .. yum yum yum yum.
Izzy: I'm hungry too! Yum yum gnam
Noah: at this rate Izzy will become fat by dint of attending Owen and Owen will become crazy for the love of there's me, in the middle,that will shoot myself unceremoniously!
TEAM C
Johnny: I had found a formidable idea, girls!
Alice: we listening.
Monika: wow, think fast, yeah!
Johnny here is the plan-one moment (combing his forelock) -
Alice and Monika: ...
Johnny: hide on another truck going in Pallet!
Alice: What? Here there are none.
Johnny: Oh, uh .. then?
Alice: So ..?
Johnny: * sigh *
Alice: * _ *
TEAM A
Diezel: So, bold young man, let me recap ... you and the rest of your squad would be willing to work in my field (that will kill you for labor for hours and hours under a scorching sun, enduring constant threats and reproaches) FREE?
Azusa: exactly.
Mayko: A MOMENT? WORK? No way not even a star like me you can not lower them base manual labor!
DJ: Come on, Mayko!
Geoff: working today ,for no great effort tomorrow, wo-hoo!
Bridgette: sacrifices and win!
Mayko: no, nada, nyet, nein, dwarf mo.
Azusa: do not make me force you sister ..
Mayko:I've dug out the well alone!
Azusa: it's your last word?
Mayko: yes.
Diezel: So what?
Azusa: ok, I did not want to do it .. but you compel me there, sister.
Mayko: U.U?
Azusa: I'll tell Kazumi and Kaminari to sending to KaoHon (FaceBook) embarrassing photos of your past.
Mayko: what photos?
Azusa: for example .. when you would get to stalk your first boyfriend Kenjii, pretending to be his best male friend.
DJ and Bridgette: what you did!
Geoff: crowds! But even cool!
Mayko: # # O.O
Azusa: So?
Mayko: ok .. I will pursue that too. -. - ..
Azusa: Well, Grandpa Diezel, all done!
Diezel: and therefore expect to get hoeing, plowing, seeding ..?
Azusa: the other side of the coin: we help you with the field, you take us up to Pallet Town.
Diezel: done deal!
TEAM C
Monika: wow .. you are giving just to do!
Alice is over .. we have not a shred of idea on how to get to Pallet Town!
Johnny: what if we did the bike-sharing?
Monika: the "what"?
Johnny: steal, or better, "borrow" three of those beautiful bike somewhere moron left carelessly in front of the Pokèmon Center , and ride up in Pallet!
Monika: yeah! Brilliant Idea!
Alice: I do not seems honest!
Johnny: Come on, Alice, 3 bikes are not the things whom with someone would do something of vital importance!
Alice: okay ... forks on them. sketch out and go away! Zooom Zooom Zooom!
POKEMON CENTER
All: THE THIEF! TOOK OUR HANDS POKE!
James: Koffing, use smoke screen!
All: coff kofff!
Jessy: everything went smoothly! Ohohohoh! Now we slip and bring the head of this big load!
James: Your idea of using three bikes any the old famous hot air balloon was a brilliant move, Meo! No one has recognized early.
Meo: heheh! I'm a know!
Jessy: .. but the bike? WHO ON HECK STOLE THEM?
James: who dared to not respect the better-known powerfulTeam Rocket?
Meo: .. and now?
Jessy: I choke you, stupid mangy cat!
Meo: Do not blame me! .. What could I learn?
Police: here they have them! Team Rocket, you're under arrest!
Jessy: Plan B?
James: koffing, wall smoke!
All: Koff Koff!
Meo: keep everything well! Farewell!
All Three: Team Rocket hit the row at the speed of light! Zooooom!
BIANCAVILLA
Spat spat .. KATAKLANGHETE! (4 wheels of the cart, and all shattered on the ground)
Chef:WE ARRIVED! Come on, get off!
Leshawna: ahh .. finally! Ahio. Damn way to travel! Yo!
Harold (with a box on his head): you said, Leshawna.
Sunday: ah .. I'm all you will always travel well?
Beth: I'll get used to, you'll see.
Lindsay: I'm all disheveled! Has anyone seen Tyson?
Beth: No, not Tyler horizon.
Courtney: nor Gwen! Be!
Duncan even as Gwen? Oh, shit .. no!
Courtney (glares at him): ..
Heather: atciù! How much powder the heck was on that mass of bolts? What was the point if you take a shower now I'm back all dirty?
Tracey: .. and you having your hair? Ooops .. sorry .. what hair?
Heather: I would like .. such as hair?
Justin: what are fascinating (look in the mirror)
Alejandro: I never since.
Heather: Give me here, quick! AHHHH! I LOST MY HAIR!
Tracey again? .. Dear sister, you should take a fall once and for all!Tihihih.
Heather: WHO DID !
Tracey: tihihihih! (Hidden in the pocket shampoo hair removal)
Sygfryd: tsk tsk .. such a wild aspect. (Shakes his head) And acquainted with rough manners.
Chris: Oh, you've arrived at last!
Leshawna: here Chris.
Chris: strange .. I thought you were more a lot of are the others?
Klemens: (comes out behind him) Klemens Malkovich present.
Duncan and Leonard and Alejandro:BUT-FROM-WHERE-HE'S ARRIVED?
SCREEEEK!
Jeeves: Gentlemen, we arrived.
Courtney: UAO a limo .. I must say to my lawyers to make sure to get one.
Kyle: great trip, Jeeves.
Izzy: You are great, Jennaro!
Jeeves: I'm really ..
Trent: such a fabulous trip, man!
Owen: you said, the hydro-masseuse was even automatic in there!
Leshawna: Automatic masseuse?
America and the nail-file!
Lindsay and Sunday: really?
Sierra and the private area for romantic dates .. ah **
Katie and Sadie: IHH!
Cody (covered with lipstick marks): Plut Plut .. yuck! Finally out of that trap!
All: hahaha!
Chris really has all those options? Chef, remind me to protest to the manufacturer for you to give me a new limousine infinitely better.
Chef: OK.
Chris: I just missing .. 1:00 to 2:00 ..
Sygfryd: 9, Mr. McLean.
Bridge: ..
Harold: ..
Chris: Oh well, we can not wait that long Their comfortable! Meanwhile .. I bet you're curious about the dynamics of this season, eh?
Duncan: PAH! I do not care a damn.
Courtney: It is important, however, I've got to know all about how to handle this season, so I shall tell my sharks (lawyers) of where they should focus their justice activities against Chris.
Chris: ... .Yes,and because this transmission has to do with existing legal scandals, producers jailed, discredited lawyers and legal sharks .. touch us! So ..
At least in theory all of you made a total of 51 adolescent-rakes which means that this season will be the longest ever made!
Noah: creepy ..
Chris: it will spend 51 weeks together with myself!
All: HOW MANY!
Sygfryd: 51 weeks , 304 days and 9 months,to be exact.
Noah: """creepy"""!
Gwen: Help!
Heather: 304 days to show me in this way..BALD? NOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooOOO!
Tracey: tihihih (this is just the beginning, dear sibling)
Chris: Hahaha! And wait until you see the rest!
Alejandro: the rest? O.o
Christine: I can not wait.
Chris: So ..
WWW WWW (something incredibly quick cuts through the air touching the head all)
Duncan: but ... what's on?
FWWWWWw wwww wwww KATAKRASH! (The "thing" shatters on the back of the home-base of Pallet)
Yuma: fwiii excuse me .. here I am!
Leonard: But how did you come? FLYING?
Yuma: a * ahem ahem ahem * species, yes.
Kelsey: Cool!Kelsuper!
Chris: well here! Now get in line and close to other in order to listen to me..I was saying ..? Ah, yes!
Charizard: GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Geoff: WOHOO!
Bridgette: It is beautiful!
Harold: A CHARIZARD.
Mayko: but it is safe to drive this thing to know, grandfather Diezel?
Azusa: Come on, sister, do not be a coward!
Diezel: you betcha! Gidaaap, Clyde!
DJ: Tell me when I can open my eyes -
Diezel: you can do it now, giant coward: we arrived!
Chris: nooo! Not another season along with that vegliard ..
Clyde: GRAHHH! FWAAAAAAAAAAAAMP! ( browning Chris)
Chris: fss ..
Diezel: well done, you learn to give respect to elders!
Izzy: go, Grandpa! Can I take a ride on your fire-breathing dragon?
Diezel Certainly, dear niece!
Izzy Come, Owen!
Owen: No, no, no, I'm afraid of ..
Diezel: Clyde, will fly again!
Owen: FLYYYYY!
Chef: other (heheh) water?
Chris: No, .. now I will no longer be stopped!In the first part of season teams will be well... 5.
Sygfryd: but it is mathematically impossible! 5 teams would advance to a 51 .. I!
Harold: I was going to remark myself.
Chris: now we come! Let me finish for once! The mechanism is as follows: every two days will exceed the 5 teams and a challenge
-The winning team will enjoy the reward and can sleep in my luxurious caravan anzikè ground (camps) or in the medical center (when we will find one)
-The two teams will lose a playoff challenge.
Leshawna: and the two "no losers,no winners" teams? What about them?
Chris: they're gonna get the expected punishment!
All: Whaaat? But it's not right!
Chris: shut up! You have not yet seen the best part! Follow me into the back of this house.
BACK OF RED'S HOUSE
Duncan: what the heck is that stuff? ( ther's a giant pokèball with an enter zip, style of clothes as a recruit and a Rocket cannon very strange)
Chris: this (points to the pokèball) is your revolutionary new confessing room!
Harold: but how does one get in? Strong design, though.
KJ: For those like me I doubt there will be chance to stay there.
Chris: you want to try?
Harold: Yes!
Chris comes in, then!
Sphere: vzzzss .. (it opens like a poke ball)
Harold: Galactic.
Sphere: vzzz .. CLACK! (closes when Harold enters)
Harold: ahh, help!
CONFESSIONAL
Harold: Help!
Pokèsfera, what cries, fool? Do not see the camera?
Harold: uh? Who said that?
Pokèsfera: what a moron ...
BACK
KJ: ok, we saw how the ball runs .. but these should serve us instead for what?
Chris: These Team Rocket's overalls as well as streamline curves and bring out the pectorals are the Suits of Shame, which appointed the loser of each show will have to wear the suit on him ... and get in the cannon powered by photovoltaic pichu and pikachu to BE FIRED IN ORBIT .. and "go at the speed of light" Loser! hahaha! Who wants to check up it ?
All: ..
Chris: since you are the nearest and most interested .. have a go, KJ!
KJ: eh? No, actually, I. ..
Chris: strength, wear this!
KJ (wearing overalls): but .. but .. but!
Chris: strength in! (Two assistants in the gun slip KJ) Ready, Pikach & Pichu?
Pichu and pikachu: pika! PIIIII KAAA CHUUU! ZAM!
!
KJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Fiiiiii ..
Chris: what do you think about such a fire- power?
Seijii: M-me-eh..
Courtney: First danger signed,scrib typed ..
Chris: I would say that what you saw is now more 'll have all the time to see the rest: a season! Ah, ah!
Noah: Wonderful.
Sygfryd: toh, my device consisting of a dial-powered quartz and rubies already marks the time of vesperna: it's seven o'clock.
Zeke: to,what says the little guy?
Chris: it's dinner time!LOVE THIS SO MUCH,you won't on the contrary.. Chef is eager to let you taste the specialties in the field he has prepared for this season.
Chef: heheheheh!
Owen: Be! Eat! Nice!
Noah and Christine: Magnificent .. (enter the house along with all others)
Harold: Hey, guys? W-where are you going? Can someone please re-open the ball? I', I'm Claustrophobic!
Chris: (left out) ... And so a new chapter opens!
Chef VFC: First course: Ravioli with vileplumes's hats!
All VFC: NOOOOOOOO.
Chris: We are now in sixth season, but on my face even a tiny wrinkle! These teens but I think it will .. many of wrinkles? NOOO .. of TEARS! Hahaha! They do not have the slightest idea what is waiting for their misadventures in the exciting new phantasmagoric sixth (third) season:
Total Drama Pokemon Touuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!
KJ: WAHHHHHHHHHH! ... Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii KATAKRASH!
Chris: Uhh!. O (step in. He) was was was ..
AFTER HOURS
Hoothoot: Hooo! Hooo!
Johnny: courage .. puff ... pant-time (he combs his hair while riding his bike)-girls.I'm sure by nowBlank Town is near!
Alice: I thought you said .. pant pant .. the same thing ... ... three hours ago? Uff .. puff ..
Monika: Ohw My Gowd .. my pant legs are gowing to Anf to ask ..
Hoothoot: Hoot? Hoothoot!
Johnny: Look, a sign!
Alice: ... pant .. what say?
Johnny says-time (once another time placing the crest) - "Welcome to B.."
Monika: BLANK TOWN? Finally! YEAH!
Johnny: "Bark Town." Ooops .. I know I'll have to remind the cardinal points.
Alice: What!
Monika: Oh, What Disaster!
END OF EPISODE