A/N ok so a Dei/Saso story… it may or may not be yaoi.
Sasori was getting really pissed at Deidara. He'd been getting ready for an hour now.
"DEIDARA!! We are not going to the prom!! So hurry up!!!" Sasori screamed to Deidara through the door.
"I'll be out soon!!!" Sasori heard Deidara scream back.
Ten minutes later, Deidara still hadn't come out. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET DRESSED!!!!!! Sasori started banging on the door.
"GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!!!"
"Two minu-"
"COMMING IN!!!!" Sasori screamed busting the door in. He looked around and saw Deidara. "Wha!!!" and ran out the room.
Deidara screamed and ran into the bathroom.
"Um… Deidara… how about we don't go out?"
"Good with me, un…"
A few weeks later, the Akatsuki are sitting watching TV. Things had been a little weird between Sasori and Deidara since that night. They didn't talk much anymore. But they were getting better. In fact, Sasori was planning something for Deidara.
"Funny, how we're watching a movie about a girl acting like a dude, huh, Deidara?" Sasori said, smiling at Deidara.
"N-not really, un…" Deidara said nervously. (They were watching 'She's the Man')
"I KNEW IT!!!!!" Tobi screamed suddenly.
"WHAT!?!? HOW YOU FIND OUT, UN!?!?" Deidara screamed at Tobi.
"It's in the movie, sempai… See tampons work on nosebleeds." Tobi replied kinda scared.
Itachi glared at the three of them and they all shut up. You see this is Itachi's favorite movie and he didn't like being interrupted while watching it.
Sasori's mind was working like crazy. Oh, I am SO using this as blackmail!!!! He stared psocholy (A/N I know that's not a word but Sasori is going too be really evil and I wanted to put psycho in there) at Deidara, who saw it and began to get afraid. What if he tells someone, un!!! That would SO not be good!!! Deidara thought as he grimaced at Sasori.
"Deidara, I'm hungry, go make me food! Popcorn!" Sasori said, knowing Deidara would do it.
"Hell n-um, ok, un!" Deidara changed his mind when he saw the evil smile on Sasori's face. He ran to the kitchen to make the popcorn. "What kind do you want, un?!?! Kettle Korn, Normal, Extra butter, Lite?!?!" came Deidara's voice from the kitchen.
"Shut up, asshole!!!" Konan screamed at Deidara. She and Pein were "watching" the movie, too. By watching, I mean they were making out on the couch while everyone else watched the movie.
"Kettle Korn!" Sasori yelled to Deidara. There was the sound of plastic rustling, the microwave being opened, buttons being pushed, and popcorn popping. Deidara finally came out with a bowl of popcorn, handed it to Sasori, and sat down to watch the movie. Ten minutes later, Sasori turned to Deidara, "Deidara, I'm thirsty."
"What do you want, un?" Deidara said with a sigh.
""Eggnog."
"Eggnog? It's the middle of March! Why do you want eggnog!?!?"
"I. Want. Egg. Nog."
"We don't have eggnog!"
Itachi turned to the two while they bickered. "Hn." He considered using Mangekyo Sharingan on Sasori; put him in a world with no puppets… or eggnog. But then he would miss his favorite movie… whatever…
"Deidara. Get. Me. Egg. Nog." Sasori said, using his eyes to tell Deidara, or else I'll tell them your secret.
"Um… I'll try to find some." Deidara said, getting up. Where the HELL am I going to find eggnog at 9 at night in the middle of March!?!?!
A few hours later, way after the movie was over, Deidara came back. And he had Sasori's eggnog. "Here you go. And if I keep doing what you want, will you not tell them my secret?"
Sasori took his eggnog and started walking away. "Maybe."
A/N WHAT IS DEIDARA'S SECRET!?!? KEEP READING TO LEARN!!! I also need other evil things Sasori can do to Deidara!!! So tell me what you think!!!!