Ok laik OMG os i thank that saucegay morf nahrootoes haz da hyoojest supapowars in teh world!11!1 so I want 2 rite a feanfixtions aboyut saucegayl.11!1 and I lurvz his kawaii face and I nawyyt 2 makee out wit him so bad lik sersly he so secksy hwo can u nlot make out wif hem
1ce upun a tim tere was dis hawty gurl named Krystal Lauren & she was leik so awsunm!11! ans she was a princess from da majical kingom of dat leaf plaece! (I forgort its name lolz i no rite)
Se had supar pruety hars and tey was long an d blueish balkis a nd was long and shinny and had anice butty and was so sexhay and evry1 lurves hur and she warz smart and pretty and nisse to every1 lol and was supar athlettik an d could do averything rite.
Butt waattt, becaussss the uglu buthed Moth kngi wantd 2 rap her cuz she was hot &stuff and he wantsd fol control ov da land.
Teh sekshie boi saucegay saw teh Moth kning kidnapperd hur and she was hot & stuf
Howevir ling teh bltaay I wil sav u princes Krystal sed susgei
I lurv u sed Krystal as she riched 4 saucegay
Sut ip u stoopid sloot sed teh moth kinag as he was runnnig away frum saucegay
I lurv u 2 sed saucegay as Krystal disapeerd into teh darkness on teh moth kisng' bak
Saucegay fell 2 da flore and sed noooooo I lurv u 2 much 2 let u dye Krystal
And den sausegay had an idea
To get mai gurlfrend bak I can go 2 tah moth kigns catles and get hur back!1 sed saysgay
Rili sed nahrootoes who was 2 bizzy mairiyng Krystals sistr Candi 2 do anthing
O yes sed saucegay
Lolz sed nahrootoes dat sounds grate and den nahrootoes became a vampir and suked Candis blud and Candi moand
Lik srsly narootoes urs gonna get lait now sed saucegay
For deh loeve of deen martini in a pikel jar cant any1 hav fun wif der gurlfrned sed nahrootoes
Intill we git bak mah darling Krystal from da evil moth kngi!1 sed saucegay
Cul sed nertoo les goo nao!1!1 Ho yay sed sausage!1111!11!
Dam sed sassy ar ator haz bin on da tv trops 2 munch!1!111!11!1!
U no wii shuld goh now raight sed nards yah sed asskay nd dey wet 2 da moth kngis plate
Moth knigh wuz standgni no teh top o teh kasel wid Krystal and he waz tanting her nd tissing har nd it wus sooooo evul and den teh motts kite decided 2 riveel hiz eyedentisry 2 da lurvly preensesh just 4 shirts and goggles and so hii tuke of heze hud
Behed sed teh umassktn mot knig I M saurkreut, formrly noghn as haveashow sourcrap the bread of the leef vlag! I M here 2 get rid ov u Krystal so I cna mar teh shekshie b33st dey cul sauseguy
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah no sed Krystal ul neffer get heem she sed tragikly
So wat sed sorecat teh bread I cna keel u any tim I want lollololololololz1!1!
Stop dis madass sed Krystal! And den she hypotenused sacrah in2 jumpnig of ov da kassle asd dying bi splattering into amiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllioooooooooonnn bazzilyon pez of ulgly turddi gurl
Ho yay sed sahskeh dat bread iz fnly ded rofl nd den dey wer hopi 4evr!
Plis rvuw mastori and bii gneiss or else u will di lol zleda seedy eye lmao