MK25:Hello. welcome to my new fic Digi-cranked.
Grady:You're working on two fics at once? i never knew you were a multi-tasker
MK25:Oh please. You knew that when I tried to played video games and chat in a chat room at the same time.
Grady:Oh yeah... that was kinda tough, talkin and playin mystic heroes.
MK25:You bet it was!
Furby beak:You're a little whore!
MK25: I though I said shut up! Grady, get the hammer
Grady:(while getting a hammer that's as big as him)hammer.
MK25:Time to meet you maker, literally.

Max-X narrator:During the severe bashing of this beak, Grady and MK would like to say that MK does not own Digimon, Crank yankers(where he got this idea), MAXimum EXposure, which is where I came from, Cityplace, or the Furby company. but if you do sue him, you'll only get some clothes.

MK25:Damn, nearly got zapped by that thing
Grady:We got a fic to do, so go on and start doing your thing.
MK25:Right. let's start the laughs. you'll laugh your crack off in this chapter.

Chapter one:it's time to crank

Takuya, Koji, J.P., Zoe, Tommy, and Kouichi had all gone to Takuya's house for a little party(it's actually the anniversery of when they went to the digital world, but there parents don't know about that). They were all sitting in Takuya's room thinking of what to do. Tommy was the first to say an idea. "Why don't we do crank calls?" Tommy inquiried. It was a good idea and they had nohting better, so they stuck with that. Since it was Tommy's idea, he was up first. Tommy was switching glances from dialing and the phone book. As he finished dialing, a young woman with a thin asian accent picked it up. "Hello?" she asked the caller.

"Hello, do you have the pu-pu platter?" Tommy inquiried the voice from the other side. apperently, he had called a chinese restaurant.
"Yes, we do." she simply replied. "Are you gonna order that?"
"Yes," Tommy replied, shushing his friends. "And can I order that with extra poo?" he immedently hung up and his pals started to burst out laughing.

"Oh, my god, Tommy!" Zoe managed to huff out. "I can't believe that!"
Koji started to stand up, still chuckling. "A little cliché, but it was still funny."
Tommy glared at him. "What? you think you can do better?" he had the phone in front of Koji.
"I give at it." Koji snatched the phone and began dialing with one hand as he pulled out a tape recorder.

"Hello? This is Cityplace. How can I help you."
"Thank god! please, I need to speak with your toy store." Koji put on a good act.
"Please hold."
"Hurry, it's an emergency!" Koji almost sounded like he was being attacked.

Almost immedently, a middle aged woman came on the other line

"Hello?" she said, a bit of anger in her voice.
"Is this the toy store in Cityplace?"
"Yes, it is."
"Thank you, I have an emergency. I'm calling about a Furby."
"I'm sorry, we don't have any at the moment."
"I'm not calling cause I need a Furby, I'm calling because I have a defective Furby launching out violent words at me." At this point, the other warriors had left the room to keep her from gettng suspicious. "I bought this Furby a few days ago from your store for my 7 year old brother, Kouichi(A/N: Shut up, Kouichi fans. it's all part of the joke.). He weighs about 400 pounds and I promised that I would get a Furby if he dropped 20 pounds by his birthday. He's come from 500 pounds."
"Okay, young man."
"I'm gonna put the phone next to the Furby so you can hear what it's been saying for the past 2 days." He nears the tape recorder by the phone and press the play button
"Listen here, Brat. ...KRRRZZT... I'll kill you! ...KRRR, he he he." the recording repeated and Koji could hear the others laugh there asses off.
Koji hit the pause button to continue talking. "Did you hear that?"
"Yes I did."
"I can't believe a Furby would say that!"
"Can you-?"
"Wait, it's talking again" he hit the play button again
"Oooooooooooooh... eat me!" he paused the tape again
"Why would a Furby say those things?" The woman asked
"I don't know, but it just used profanity!" Koji stated. "What's going on? I think I may have to call a lawyer." he hit the play button again.
"I'm going to kill you mommy with an ax!" paused it again.
"You're not gonna hurt my mother!" Koji shouted to nothing in particular.
"Are you shouting at a toy?"
"You would do the same if it threatened to kill your mom. What crap are you selling?"
"Where are you calling from?"
"It's talking again" hits play.
"Shut the hell up, Jackass!"
"Why don't you?"
"I smoke crack!" pause.
"Let me speak to your manager. I want to talk to him now."
"Alright, one minute."

A fairly bass voice came on. "Hello?"
"Is this the manager?"
"Yes it is." the manager said.
"Is this a decision making manager, or a patsy for the higher ups?"
"Please, let me help the best I can." Koji hit play.
"RAAAAHH...AAAHHHRRR..." This recording repeats over and over.
"It's making exorcist noises now, hold on. let me shake it a little and see if I can get it to talk." a shaking noise can be heard from the tape recorder.
"You're a little whore. he he he..." The recording was paused.
"Did you hear that?" Koji asked, shocked.
"Are you absolutely sure that's a furby doll?"
"Yes, and it just called me a whore! Wait, it's talking again"
"You smell like a camel's ass! ooh-ooh-oh-oh.
"I will burn your circuity if you don't shut up!"
"Are you..."
"Die, die, DIE!"
"Should I call the police about this furby?"
"I will spit acid in your eyes and blind you."
"I wouldn't know what to do."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT To do! I think i'm gonna call the bomb disposal unit, and have them take this thing away!"
"I have a gun, i'm going to shoot you know. he he he he hehehe!"
"Quit threating me."
"Young man, I-"
"It's got a gun!" Koji hits the play button and gunshots and screams can be heard.

Koji pretends to fall onto the floor and hangs up as the others walk in, trying to keep from laughing until they close the door. when they did, they all fell to the floor, including Koji, and laughed for 30 minutes

"I...can't breath!" Takuya barely managed to huff out before collapsing.
"Kouichi, I'm sorry for dragging you into it." Koji aplogized to his brother.
"It's was all too funny for me to mind." Kouichi then put a hand on the phone. "But let me try..."

MK25:How do you like this.
Grady:That was pretty funny.
MK25:Did I tell ya, or did I tell ya?
Grady:Dude, I want to see the next chapter!
MK25:R&R, then. I'm still working on my tLoD fic, I just got a bit of writers block. any suggestions must be submited to the tLoD review section or contact me at