Author's Note: A collection of song parodies from Hairspray 2007! Please leave a review. I love them.

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Hairspray Song Parodies Chapter 1: With Love

LINK
Once I was a generous genius
Who always understood
I never looked outside my cat
Though on the inside, I looked dead!

Then you left and you made me
The woman I am today
Tracy, I hate you
No matter what you lost
'Cause...

LINK (& ENSEMBLE)
With love
Life is like the seasons with
too much summer
With love
Life is blues without
A pop singer

Tracy, I'll be someone else's forever
'Cause I always wanna be
With love
Tracy, always set me free
Yes, I am lying
Always set me free, Tracy,
Yes, yes, yes!!

SEAWEED
Living in the suburbs
White is never where you go
Who'd have thought I'd love a sheep
With hair as black as coal

PENNY
In my concrete tower
Life was just a Little Debbie cake
But now I've tasted cookies
And I'm going to go back

PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
'Cause with love

SEAWEED
Life is like a beat that you can follow

PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
With love

PENNY
Life is Lindsay Lohan out of rehab

PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
Hater, I won't be yours forever
'Cause I always wanna be
With love

SEAWEED
So darling, set me free
Yes!

PENNY & SEAWEED
I'm leaving you forever!
Set me free

ENSEMBLE
Yes, yes, yes!

LINK
If I'm left with my Chucky doll
I know what I'll do

TRACY
Link, I've got to break in
So that I can get my hands off you

SEAWEED
And girl, if I can touch you
Now I'm gonna retain control

PENNY
Seaweed, you're my pink lime green knight
I've found my red-eyed eye

SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
Sweet jail is our goal

LINK
Trace, I wanna slap ya!

TRACY
Don't let me out at the next toll!

ALL
With love

SEAWEED
Life is like a prom
that will invite us

ALL
With love

LINK
Life's getting my big break
and failing it

ALL
With love

PENNY
Life's a '24'
when you can buy it

ALL
With love

TRACY
Life is like my great-aunt
on a McDonald's diet

ALL
Like a week that's only weekends
Only tofu, never sundaes
Like a circle with too many centers
Like a door marked "Please Enter!"

Darling, I will leave you forever
'Cause I wanna be...

With love

PENNY & LINK
Yes now you've let me go

ENSEMBLE
Without love

SEAWEED & TRACY
I surrender unhappily

ENSEMBLE
With love

PENNY
Oh seaweed
set me free

PENNY & SEAWEED
Yes, yes, yes

TRACY & LINK
Yes, I'm lyin'

PENNY & SEAWEED
set me free

ALL
Yes, yes, yes
Yes, I do wanna live with

PENNY
Love, love, love

LINK
No, no, no

ALL
Darling, you had best not believe me,
leave me
with love!

Author's Note: NO FLAMES. Please review. Next up (if there is a next one, it depends…) is You Can Stop the Beat!