A Street Dancer and Fighter's Life
By: PurpleCobra247
Rated T for some adult language, some sexual content, and mild violence
(ZaQuinto and other characters belong to me. Looney Tunes and Loonatics belong to Warner Bros. and Stitch belongs to Disney. I know this was supposed to be in the Cartoon Crossovers section, but since there's more Looney Tunes and Loonatics and nobody else, but Stitch, I'm placing it in the Looney Tunes section. Enjoy!)
Chapter 1: Meeting the Fighter/Dancer
Many people have many talents, but this individual has two. He goes by the name of ZaQuinto Dragorii. He's a young 14-year-old peach dragon, living in Atlanta, Georgia, with the talent of street dancing and kung-fu fighting. His talents made him a worldwide phenomeon and here's the amazing fact… he doesn't have to go to school. Know why? His street dancing and kung-fu talents got him through school successfully. He graduated from college before his 14th birthday, which amazed his parents. Now, that he lives a life of luxury at age 14, he doesn't have to worry about school anymore. As for his talents, it raised his reputation by a mile and it got raised even more the following morning…
"ZaQuinto! Time for breakfast!" An elderly female voice called from a distance. He was just waking up from a good night's rest from his bedroom and sat up and yawned, looking at his digital clock on his right side. It read '8:47 am'. He got up, wearing a pair of Bugs Bunny boxer shorts and a football jersey, and headed downstairs towards the kitchen, where he saw his parents. His father, named Henry, was at the table reading a newspaper while his mother, Kate, was just finishing up with cooking breakfast.
"Morning, Mom! Morning, Dad!" He greeted in a hansome male voice as he sat next to Henry.
"Mornin', son! How are ya?" He asked in a country voice.
"I'm a'ight. What's for breakfast, mom?"
"It's your favorite: fried sliced potatoes, biscuits, and fried bologna." Kate replied.
"Alright!"
"Ha ha! That's my boy! So, how was last night's competition that went on Downtown?" Henry asked.
"It was competitive… as usual. I hope something good happens today."
Right on cue, there was a knock at the door. Kate placed breakfast plates on the table and headed towards the front door. As she opened it, she saw a tall old man dressed in a black business suit with blue eyes. He was holding a sheet of paper in his hand as he spoke.
"We, at Warner Bros. studios, heard about your son's amazing talent of street dancing and kung-fu fighting and we've agreed to take him in and sign him up into our Loone Tunes group. What do you say?" The man explained. Kate gasped when she heard this.
"Are you serious?" She asked. The man nodded. "Oh, my God! ZaQuinto, come here!"
The young dragon ran up to his mother and grew shocked.
"Mr. Warner?" ZaQuinto asked in amazement.
"Yeah, it's me. How would you like to become a Looney Tune for free and for life?" Mr. Warner asked.
"For real!"
"Yeah. Just sign this contract…" Mr. Warner handed ZaQuinto the contract as he continued. "…and arrive at the studio and business building by tomorrow afternoon at 3:30. Deal?"
"You got it! Thank you, sir." ZaQuinto shook the old man's hand.
"No problem. I see you like Bugs Bunny."
The dragon paused for a minute in puzzlement. Then, looked down at his boxers.
"Oh! Yeah. He's my favorite."
"Well, when you get there tomorrow, you'll see him… along with somebody else you might love."
"Love?"
Later, around lunchtime…
"What does he mean 'somebody else I'll love'?" ZaQuinto asked again.
"I have no goddamn idea, but I hope it's nothin' bad." Henry replied in anger, chomping off a potato wedge from a whole box of 20 others the three were sharing. ZaQuinto took another wedge as he spoke.
"Maybe he's refering to a woman. Yeah! That's it… but who?"
"Maybe when you get there, you'll find out, dear." Kate replied as she took another bite of her potato wedge.
"I hope so."
The entire threesome of the family were in puzzlement about the word 'love' Mr. Warner mentioned to ZaQuinto yesterday. On the next day, however, he was getting close to finding out why Mr. Warner said 'love'. He was riding in a black Lincoln Navaigator limo with Mr. Warner and a few of his clients. They were astonished to see the young ZaQuinto himself.
"So, this is the young lad that's been in these hip-hop dancing battles for the past few years. What's his name?" A client named Franklin asked. Mr. Warner chuckled as he placed an arm around the young dragon's shoulders.
"His name is ZaQuinto Dragorii. He's 14 and not going to school anymore." He replied.
"Really?" asked another client named Tony. "Why is that?"
"His street dancing and kung-fu style fighting got him to skip a few grades and graduate from college as his age of 14. Amazing, huh?"
"I'll say. Won't the Looneys be amazed?"
"I'll bet they will. But, Mr. Warner, can I ask you a question?" ZaQuinto asked.
"What is it?" Mr. Warner asked back.
"What did you mean by 'love'?"
"From yesterday?"
"Yeah."
"Oh! Well, you'll see when we get there."
"Okay."
"Nice outfit. Is that the Falcons jersey?"
"Yeah. You like my whole outfit? I got my Falcons jersey, blue baggy jeans, and my handy purple fingerless gloves. I'd like to call them my 'street dancing' gloves."
"Nice. Well, we're here. Just wait 'til we get inside."
When the SUV limo finally came to a stop at the studio, the driver got out and opened the trunk, removing ZaQuinto's luggage from it while Mr. Warner, ZaQuinto, and all the clients got out of the vehicle. They all walked up to the front door and Mr. Warner unlocked the door before they entered inside.
"Everyone's gathered in the auditorium, so meet me backstage. One of my clients will escort you there. Jerry?" Mr. Warner commanded before he walked off with the rest of his clients, except Jerry, who walked up to ZaQuinto.
"Follow me backstage, please." He kindly requested as he led the dragon towards the backstage door and went inside. "Mr. Warner will be with you shortly." After that statement, he left, leaving a nervous ZaQuinto alone backstage.
Meanwhile…
Mr. Warner was standing next to the stage entrance, waiting for Jerry to arrive. When he saw Bugs walked up to him, he stopped the rabbit for a minute.
"Bugs, is everyone there?" Mr. Warner asked.
"Yeah, doc." Bugs replied. "Everybody's in da auditorium waitin' for our newest arrival."
"Including the Loonatics?"
"Yep."
"Good. You can join everybody else. The presentation starts in 2 minutes."
After that command, Bugs proceeded in the auditorium and took his seat between Daffy and Lola.
"Why are we here again?" Daffy asked.
"To meet and greet… heh heh! That rhymes! Anyway, we need to meet and greet our newest Looney Tune, who's also a street dancer." Bugs replied.
"What in the hell isth a sthtreet dancther?"
"You'll see, Daff."
Meanwhile, backstage…
"Okay, ZaQuinto. Are you ready to be introduced to the entire Looney Tune body along with the Loonatics as well?" Mr. Warner asked, straightening his bowtie. ZaQuinto gulped before he spoke.
"Yeah. I'm ready… I think." He replied hesitantly.
After that response, Mr. Warner walked out onto the stage and commanded everyone to get quiet before he spoke into the microphone.
"Attention, fellow Looneys and Loonatics! I'm glad you all could make it here today to welcome our newest member of our studio. I know some of you have heard of him, but you haven't actually seen him. He's known worldwide as the best street dancer and kung-fu fighter in the entire planet. Now, I'd like for you to give a round of applause for our newest member: ZaQuinto Dragorii!" He announced as he allowed ZaQuinto to come out of the curtains and walked up to Mr. Warner. He saw the whole lot of the Looneys and Loonatics clapping before him and he began to sweat.
"Hello." He nervously greeted.
"He's a little nervous, but I'm sure you'll all be nice to him. We also have a special guest, who is also ZaQuinto's supporting friend."
"Really?" ZaQuinto looked out into the audience and saw Stitch sitting between Ace and Lexi, clapping along with the rest of the audience. When he saw him, he gained his confidence in an instant before he spoke.
"I'd like to welcome my good friend, Stitch. He's my street dancing partner." He continued.
"Since when have you two have been partners?" Ace asked, patting Stitch on the head.
"Since last month. With his partnership, we've been able to win every competition since then."
"What exthactly isth sthtreet dancthing?" Sylvester asked.
"Good question. Street dancing is when you make up your own style with a hip-hop twist to it. I got inspired from a movie, which I forgot the name of. As soon as Stitch showed me that he could do it, we pretty soon became partners from that day on."
"What about you goin' to school?" Bugs asked.
"What about it! I graduated at the age I am now. It was amazing to my parents, but they were proud to me regardless of how amazing it was."
"What age isth that?" Daffy asked.
"I'm 14 now."
Half the audience whistled after that reply.
"Goddamn." Slam swore under his breath.
"How did you do it!" Wile E. asked.
"Beats me. I'm guessin' that it was my street fighting and kung-fu skills that got me through in a breeze." ZaQuinto replied. He froze after he said that statement so suddenly and this puzzled Mr. Warner from behind him.
"ZaQuinto, what's wrong?" He asked.
"Are those two ladies Lola Bunny and Lexi Bunny?"
"Yeah, why?"
ZaQuinto didn't reply. He smiled as he jumped off the stage and ran up to Lola. He stopped when he arrived at her seat and kneeled down, taking her hand in the process.
"Hello, sexy." He greeted seductively as he kissed her hand. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Lola."
"Nice meeting you, too." She replied as she blushed. "You were so cute dancing like that on tv 2 days ago."
"Really? What did you think of my dancing?"
"It was pretty cool. I've never seen a boy like you dance like that… especially with an experiment as your partner."
"Shucks. Kicks in the clutch, I guess. Do you remember the continent the competition was located?"
"Somewhere in Asia. Hong Kong, I believe."
"Very good." Stitch soon came out of nowhere and tackled ZaQuinto towards the floor.
"Long time, no see, cousin." He greeted. ZaQuinto chuckled as he sat up.
"It's been a while, huh?" He asked sarcastically.
"Ih. I'm just gonna be here just to be here. I can stay here as long as I want."
"Great. We'll have lots of fun together, won't we?"
"I'm sure you would." Said a different female voice. ZaQuinto stood up completely and saw Lexi walked up to the three.
"It's nice to meet you in person, ZaQuinto. You did great 2 days ago." She continued.
"Thanks. I suppose you ladies are big fans of me." ZaQuinto replied as he took each of the ladies' hands.
"We sure are, baby." They replied in unison. Stitch purred at that remark.
"Looks like you've attracted some ladies, ZQ." He purred as he walked off and Mr. Warner walked up to them.
"I hope you'll like it here, ZaQuinto." He started. "Oh, and by the way… these two ladies is the reason why I said 'love' yesterday."
"I can see that." ZaQuinto agreed before he purred sexually. "How about you ladies join me at the pool tomorrow? I may be a dancer and fighter, but I can also swim like hell."
"Okay." Lola replied. Lexi looked down, feeling ashamed.
"I would join you, but Ace and the rest of us Loonatics have business to attend to." She said calmly.
"That's a'ight. You can always join me later." ZaQuinto agreed as he allowed Lexi to leave. "So, it's really gonna be just you and me, Lola.You are married, aren't you?"
"Yeah, but I'd love to show off my body to you." Lola replied sexually as she stroked the dragon's face. He gulped and started to sweat as she did this.
"Are you sure Bugs won't mind? I mean, I'm 14 and I can handle it, but I'm just makin' sure that Bugs wouldn't mind showin' your nakedness to me."
"He won't mind." She leaned down towards him as she whispered. "Trust me, baby." After that, she kissed him on the cheek. This made ZaQuinto collaspe to the floor by the time she stood back up. This made her giggle as she picked him up. "He's so cute."
Later, around dinnertime…
All the Looneys, Mr. Warner, Stitch, and ZaQuinto were at the dinner table, eating Sylvester's famous Grilled Chicken and Side Salad dinner with rice on the side with the chicken. Bugs and Lola had the salad while Stitch, ZaQuinto, Mr. Warner, and the other Looneys had the rest.
"So, how do you like it here?" Mr. Warner asked.
"I've only been here for a few hours. Don't ask me yet 'til later." ZaQuinto replied. Stitch chuckled as he heard that reply.
"There's goes his sense of humor." He said as he took a bite of his chicken.
"Too bad the Loonatics couldn't stay for dinner."
"They're superheroesth! What did you exthpect?" Daffy asked sarcastically.
"My bad, Mr. Attitude Problem. I was just sayin'."
"I see you were floitin' wit my wife, doc." Bugs said randomly as he took another scoop of his salad. "Ya like her or sometin'?"
"Hell yeah. I like her. She's sexier that Honey, I know that!"
"You really think so?" Lola asked after swollowing her piece of her salad.
"Yeah. Honey has no kind of different physique at all. She looks like Bugs dressed in girly clothes."
"You got a point there, buddy." Daffy agreed.
"Can we stop talkin' about her, please?" Bugs asked calmly. "I'm eatin' here."
"AAAAHHHHAHAHAHA!" Stitch busted out laughing. "That was funny there, Bugsy! Hee, hee!"
"Honey's really not that important to you, is she?" ZaQuinto asked.
"Yeah." Bugs replied, continuing his dinner.
"Now, as for Lola here, she's got game and style. I love tomboys, to be honest to all of ya'll. They're more fun to hang out with than girls like Honey."
"Really?" Lola asked.
"Yeah. It's like I always say: 'If a girl love sports, then a girl loves a cute boy that can do street dancing and kung-fu simultaneously.' It makes me feel good knowing that tomboys like me… fanwise that is."
"Strong words you just said there, ZQ." Stitch agreed. "You respect women, do you?"
"Of course. If I didn't, then I wouldn't be here right now."
"That's nice, ZaQuinto." Mr. Warner commented as he finshed his dinner. "It actually IS too bad that the Loonatics couldn't be here. They just missed a perfect discussion about you."
Later, at around 9:45 pm…
ZaQuinto and Stitch were playing a game of NBA Street while Bugs and Lola were in their bed watching.
"Now dat you're gonna be called a Looney Tune by tomorra, how are ya gonna make a good livin' for yaself?" Bugs asked.
"I'll think about it." ZaQuinto replied, keep his focus on the game. "Besides, I'm only 14. Sure, I'm a pure genius, but I still need to use my head for sentimental reasons."
"Meega agree." Stitch agreed as he kept his focus on the game as well. "That dancing skill we got made you go this far. I'm sure you'll have improvement from Mr. Warner's clients by tomorrow."
"I hope I get a good compliment from them. I really wanna stay here for real."
"Why?" Bugs asked.
"Why do you think?"
"Oh! Lola, right?"
"Yep. I must confess. I do wanna stay here because of her. I haven't seen her before and I really should get to know her a little bit."
"Ya mean… ya haven't seen Space Jam?"
"No. I was so busy in school that I didn't find the free time to watch it."
"Well, damn, doc! Dat's a shame right dere."
"Bugs! Don't say that!" Lola protested. "It's really no big deal if ZaQuinto hasn't seen Space Jam!"
"Sorry, Lo."
"Have ya'll yelled at each other like that before or is this your first time?" ZaQuinto asked, quiting the game and letting Stitch continue on his own in 1-player mode as he walked up to the two rabbits.
"Only twice. Dis is da second time." Bugs replied as he wrapped his arms around Lola's waist.
"What was the first time?"
"When we tried to adopt a dog a few months ago." Lola replied. "Bugs told me that he had an issue with keeping a dog and it really pissed me off. He said it was a childhood memory I shouldn't know about."
"Den Lola had to yell at me… or betta yet, coise at me about it and it really started an altercation between us. It was so loud dat we had to take our argument outside da shelter." Bugs continued.
"What made me yell at him was something I'd never expect him to do since we met: he slapped me across my face! I was gonna slap him back, but I didn't wanna make the fight worse. So, we were better off yelling at each other on the way home until we found each other some santuary in separate rooms. I went to our bedroom while Bugs went into his office. A few hours after that, we made up and apologized and promised that I would never get a dog again, knowing that Bugs has issues about it."
"All that over a dog?" asked ZaQuinto, who showed a smug, but confused expression on his face. The two rabbits nodded simutaneously. "That's a bunch of bullshit right there, man."
"It was." Lola agreed. "All that crap over a dog! You must have issues about dogs if ZaQuinto thought that was a bunch of shit!"
"Well, my bad! Alright?" Bugs replied in anger before ZaQuinto hushed them by holding up his left palm.
"Stop it, you two. Why are ya'll actin' so 'ima-childish'?" He asked, making the two rabbits stop their altercation. "You know what you two need to do?"
"What?" Bugs asked.
"Make some good love tonight. Stitch and I will leave ya'll alone for the night while ya'll do so. How about that?"
"Dat's not a bad idea. Lola, what do you tink?"
"I guess, if it'll make us feel better." She replied.
"Mr. Warner gave me my own room, but Stitch is gonna share with me, since he's staying here as well."
Stitch turned off the Gamecube and the tv as he heard this, then he headed towards the door and stopped at the doorway.
"I'll meet ya in our room, ZQ." He reminded before he left. ZaQuinto nodded as he turned back towards the rabbits.
"You've made an excellent point, ZaQuinto." Lola started before she stood up out of bed, stretching her arms. "Thanks for helping us out."
"No biggie, guys. I was glad to help." He replied as he looked at his watch. "Well, Stitch and I better get some sleep if I want to know what the clients and Mr. Warner think about me." He was about walk off, but Bugs stopped him.
"Hold on, doc. You already got improvement so far." He said, making ZaQuinto freeze in confusion.
"Huh?" He asked as he turned around towards the rabbits. "Why do you say that?"
"Because WE are part of the clients, too." Lola replied slyly as she sat back down on the bed with her legs crossed. ZaQuinto nearly collasped, but caught himself after that remark.
"Oh, damn. Okay. Thanks." He whispered as he continued on his way back to his room and got himself ready for bed, awaiting the rest of the improvement from all of the other clients the next morning.
To be continued…