A young lady stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 10th of April, is this young lady's birthday. Though it was ten years ago she was given life, it is today she will be given a name! She wears a shirt with the image of a Frightening Beast from a popular webcomic, a skirt and oval glasses
What will the name of this young lady be?
Barnstench Fartface
Try again, smartass!
Jane Crocker
Your name is Jane. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES THAT YOU BAKED EARLIER are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. Being the HEIRESS APPARENT TO A BAKED GOODS EMPIRE It should come as no surprise that you enjoy BAKING, but you also adore reading DETECTIVE STORIES. You fancy yourself a SKILLED PRANKSTRESS and often times you dwell in the realms of BOTANY. You are also pleased to contemplate FRIGHTENING FAUNA, though saddened by their regrettable FAKENESS ATTRIBUTE.
Jane: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
Your ARMS are in your CROCKER CORP CHEST, Fartface!
Jane: Move green icon to MAGIC CHEST and click.
What Icon do you speak of? This is a fanfiction! There is no icon to interact with! Wait, are you going to imagine you are doing it anyways!? Suit yourself
Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST.
You try to pick up the CAKE for her and put it on her BED but then you remember once again you are just the reader of this fanfiction. If you want to imagine that you're doing it anyways then go ahead! Jane will pick up the cake by HERSELF and will put it on her bed by HERSELF
Jane: Quickly retrieve arms from chest.
You retrieve your FAKE ARMS from the chest. You use these sometimes for HILARIOUS ANTICS.
You place them in your SYLLADEX. There are other items in the chest.
Thanks for reading The homestuck Alpha!