Author's Notes:

This is bascally about Sora creating a chat room and wrecking havoc over the internet.

You might be able to recognize people by their screen names, but I'll give you a list of them at the end.

I've been in a very Kingdom Hearts mood lately. This one was created while high on sugar and at my friends house at 2:30 A.M.

REVIEW! PLEEEEEEASE!

-Lorwen Ayumi


Disclaimer:

I don't own KH, it's Simple and Clean!

((in the distance, a voice is heard)) ..As the waaaaay that your maaaaking me feeeeel tonite, it's hard to let it ((a gunshot is heard, the voice stops)) Heh...


KeybladeMahster has logged in

KeybladeMahster: Sweet! Now to make a chatroom...

Random Chat Room Number 664023895 has been created

KeybladeMahster: Okay, I guess that I'll just wait for everyone to come in now!

KeybladeMahster: ...

KeybladeMahster: How hard is it to find my dratted chat room!

FlowersareyourFriends has entered the room.

FlowersareyourFriends:Very hard, Sora. Seen Namine around lately?

KeybladeMahster: Of all people...no, I haven't.

Flowersareyourfriends: Drat. I just wanted to sharpen my scythe on her overly thick skull..

KeybladeMahster: 0-0

FlowersareyourFriends: Gah! I mean, just...you know...erm...Uh...

xSubmit-Foolsx has entered the room

xSubmit-Foolsx: This room has been connected..

KeybladeMahster: Oh no, not again...

xSubmitFoolsx- Tied to the Lllama...

FlowersareyourFriends: Don't you mean darkness? 0-o

xSubmit-Foolsx: ...

KeybladeMahster: ...((snicker))

xSubmit-Foolsx- SHUT UP, FOOL!

KeybladeMahster has been smacked

xSubmit-Foolsx- Anyways, it's not my fault! It's whoever wrote theses damned 'Evil Speech' Notecards!

FlowersareyourFriends has exited the room

NothingButAFake has entered the room

xSubmit-Foolsx: You!

NothingButAFake: Eh? What?

NothingButAFake has been smacked

NothingButAFake: What the hell was that for :-(

KeybladeMahster: For being "Nothing but a Fake" ((laugh))

NothingButAFake: ((sniff)) YOU MEANIE! ((runs and cries in corner))

xSubmit-Foolsx: Actually, I was getting on him for writing my notecards wrong, but that works too. :-D Curses! I have to go! Evil plots of World Domination! Rememeber, Every heart must turn to the llamas from whence it came!

xSubmit-Foolsx has left the room

KeybladeMahster: Finally! The freaks gone!

BHK: The-Other-Keyblade-Mahster has entered the room

BHK: The-Other-Keyblade-Mahster: ...((looks left))

BHK: The-Other-Keyblade-Mahster: ...((looks right))

BHK: The-Other-Keyblade-Mahster : ((grins)) NO AXEL!

KeybladeMahster: ((rolls eyes)) Why are you so paranoid about Axel?

BHK: The-Other-KeybladeMaster: Becuase...

xSavexthexPyromaniacsx has entered the room.

xSavexthexPyromaniacsx: Hey, BHK! I need to find Sora, he owes me another battle...

BHK: The-Other-KeybladeMaster:That's why; Run...

KeybladeMahster has left the room

((Keyblade Mahster: Heh, heh. I'm just under stealth settings. Still here...they can't seeee meeee..))

xSavexthexPyromaniacsx: Wait, where'd he go?

BHK: The-Other-KeybladeMaster: You can't see him!

xSavexthexPyromaniacsx: You're crazy!

BHK: The-Other-KeybladeMaster: Indeed. The balogna calls my name...Lunch...see you again soon, Axel no Baka!

BHK: The-Other-KeybladeMaster has left the room.

xSavexthexPyromaniacs: ...Time to leave, I guess. There's Scientists to be murdered, towns to burn down...What the hell was I supposed to be doing here anyways?

xSavexthexPyromaniacsx has left the room.

((KeybladeMahster: Time to shut this down! But tomarrow...yes, tomarrows another day..))

KeybladeMahster has finally and truley left the room. You may go back to your usual REVIEWING OF THIS FIC! THIS MEAN YOU! .


Final Author's Notes:

I know, it was the most pointless fanfic on earth. I need to get a real job...DAMNED CHILD LABOR LAWS!

Here are the Charactes and their screen names:

KeybladeMahster: Obviously Sora...

FlowersareyourFriends: Marluxia from Chain of Memories

xSubmit-Foolsx: Ansem, the creepo villian

NothingButAFake: Replica Riku, also from CoM

BHK: The-Other-KeybladeMaster: The 'Blond Haired Kid' from Kingdom Hearts 2

xSavexthexPyromaniacsx: Axel from CoM

Hope you enjoyed! PLEASE REVIEW! (Everyone can now tell I'm preeeety desperate)

If I get enough reviews, I'll treat you with a second chapter that includes Namine and Kairi, plus Riku! Nyu!