The 6th Annual Fiction Wrestling Awards Chapter 1: BotB Female Rumble, a X-overs + Wrestling Crossover fanfic

There is an empty white room, with absolutely nothing in it. It's hard to tell where the floor ends, where the walls begin, and where the ceilings even are. The room stays empty for a few seconds...until a voice is heard...

"What makes a great hero?"

...Superman comes into the scene, looking around before a small photo with Bruno Sammartino falls from the ceiling and hangs on string. "Is it knowing who your constituents are and doing everything to please them?"

Superman then sees photos of Hogan, Hart, Michaels, Austin, Rock, Cena, and Reigns fall from the ceiling. "It could be the generations of heroes you've followed...knowing that the people may never truly love you when you're compared to them...but you do it for them anyway..." Superman brushed past the Reigns photo on his way towards other photos. "Or maybe it's just true selflessness?"

"Heroism is not one abstract concept created to simply be a catch-all term. We know a hero can be anyone...but how many ways can one be called to heroism? What inspires us to become heroes?"

Now walking towards a sea of photos, Superman observes each one as they hang from the ceiling.

"Heroism can be enacted when after all else fails...and when nobody believes in you...you still get up and continue to try your best to reach for the stars." Superman said as he walked by The Legion, The Wolves, and The Rebirth.

"...A hero's journey never begins easily. Many times, it starts with the roughest of roads and the hardest of obstacles, and we never know just why we have to suffer...yet the bad get off scot free." He walks by a photo of Johnny Cage doing his FUSION promo against Ryan Griffin.

"The journey of a hero is arduous, keeping yourself from the vices that many a man would easily succumb to..." He says this while taking a stroll right by a photo of Cactus Spiders and Vega & Wolf, "...but a hero is able to overcome these vices..."

"A hero gets up no matter what happens. Even when a hero is knocked down, they STILL manage to get back on their feet and keep fighting that foe. The foe can be physical...or mental..." A photo of Velvet and Amelia drops down.

"But no matter WHAT happens...a hero always gets up. The world may be against them. The biggest most vile of beings could be the hero's way. And no one believes they can stand up to them. It's a task too arduous for any man or woman to take." Superman brushes past two photos of Gilgit and Gwen Ten.

"But the hero doesn't give in. The hero NEVER gives in. HEROISM never dies because of a challenge, whether they know of it beforehand or not." He said, walking by Nate and Bucky's photos.

"HEROISM...is a thing that stands the test of time. It's TIMELESS...CLASSIC...it never dies, even if it seems to disappear..." Superman, walking by a photo of WWT's logo, continues his speech.

"Heroism is a concept that can't die because the hero never dies. The physical does not matter. It's the representation. When faced against insurmountable odds, it is heroism that carries us past multiple evils." He makes his way around a photo of Percy, Arin, Caesar, and Narveaz. "...Especially if one of those evils is just gross..."

"The journey may be hard...the trials may break us down. But in the end, when the hero triumphs...when they climb that mountain of success...and reach the top...that is when a hero finishes their journey. And upon finishing their journey, they truly can be called...one of the best." Finally, Superman stops at what seems to be a mural. The mural depicts every male and female in Best of the Best, drawn in colorful detail. Whoever did this was a hard worker...and probably hardly got paid.

"This is what this show is about. A reward for heroism in all its forms...even the bad gets its due...but it's time for a hero to truly rise. Ladies & gentlemen, this city represents that heroism. Even amidst all of its adversity, it still rises to the occasion. So I am proud to announce..."

Superman walks towards a black door shaped hole, traveling through it...

...before making his way to the middle of the audience after walking through the entrance, standing amidst his Metropolis citizens! The crowd bursts into what could be the loudest pop of the night, AS A STANDING OVATION IS MADE FOR THE HERO!

"Not even The Olympic Entourage can keep me from this show. LADIES & GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU...

THE SIXTH ANNUAL FICTION WRESTLING AWARDS!"

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A graphic displayed of every company's logo travels through the sky to collide with a blank silver ball. As the ball spins, it magnetically attracts every company's logo onto it as it spins faster and faster! After spinning at peak speed, the ball glows bright...

...and displays The FWA's logo!

The Fiction Wrestling Industry & NBC present...

The Fiction Wrestling Awards 2017!

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Fireworks travel across the stage, colored with red and white in honor of WWT! The wrestling entrance stage has a planet resembling The Daily Planet at the top of it. And the theme of the stage seems to be big metropolitan city, similar to Mania XX. And of course, the ramp was ridiculously long and winding like Mania 18's. The crowd, still pumped after Superman's appearance, was panned across by the crowd!

"Vega & Wolf Are Bringing Sexy Back!"

"It's Cactus Spiders!" Another sign says with Ultimate Spider-Man's visage on it alongside an exapserated cartoon of Cactus Man.

"GWEN GAVE ME JOBBER SYNDROME" Says a guy in his 30s dressed as TD Kennelly.

"SCORPION VS GOKU" says one sign, plainly putting it out there.

And now...we hear the dulcet, lovely tone...of one quiet and soothing...Charlie Guzman...

"WHAAAT UP!? IT'S DASHIEEE! AND WELCOME BACK...THE FICTION WRESTLING AWAAARDS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"

"JESUS H. CHRIST, YOU MORON, WE ALL HAVE HEADSETS ON!" Batista yelled from his seat at ringside. "HEY! It's DRAX THE DESTROYER. Your Hollywood badass! FORMER WORLD CHAMPION...BATISTA!"

"And I'm Kari Kamiya...it's fun to be here, guys. Um...can we...not have drama this time? My neck can't support it tonight." Kari asked politely.

"I won't start anything if you don't." Batista shrugged.

"I...guess that's a start." Kari just went with it.

"This is The CinemaSnob, folks, and we have a GREAT show for you tonight. Somebody ACTUALLY thought we were decent, which is why we came back. I don't know what TW's been smoking." Snob shrugged. "But we have the FUSION Titles ALL on the line. Amelia McBride tries to get her belt back from Velvet House in their final encounter. Cactus Spiders try to keep their reign going by defeating the sexiest tag team since The Fashion Police. The Legion is about to make everyone Bite Za Dusto...did I do that joke right? I don't need ten-thousand angry nerds breathing down my neck."

"Well allow me to take over for now..." Jim Ross spoke, "Hello everyone, Jim Ross here! And Ray Narveaz has to try and beat THREE people for his title! The Roman Dictator, The Leader of The Grump Revolution, and one-third of WrestleNation's main event! And Gilgit-Baltistan...a girl whose species I see so much of in FEW, which is the Countryball...the little Regionball that could is going ONE ON ONE with the devil's favorite spawn herself, Gwen Tennyson. And GPW gets love with Nathan Blair DEFENDING against Bucky Connors in his first ever World Title match! And of course...our MAIN EVENT. Son Goku, the legend of WWE...Scorpion, the legend of UWE...for the first time ever...the dream match IS REAL. We get THE match of matches, with Scorpion vs. Goku!"

"And of course, all night is a WWT Appreciation night! And we will see Naruto Uzumaki ONE ON ONE with Tommy Oliver for The WWT World Heavyweight Championship in its final ever defense!" Kari exclaimed, "And we will get all that and MORE RIGHT AFTER THE OPENING MATCH! The BEST OF THE BEST-"

Kari is quickly interrupted by guitar riffs..."Next Big Thing" riffs...

"...Uuuum...what?" Kari looked around. "He shouldn't be out here..."

The song kicks in, bringing out Lex Luthor with The Gold in the Fort in hand. Doomsday walks out next, stomping his way down the ramp as Justice League security get ready at ringside. Boos only accompany these two, since Metropolis has no love for Doomsday. They might give Luthor some love...but he had Doomsday at his side.

"Ladies & Gentlemen, Luthor SHOULD NOT be out here to start the show. He wasn't scheduled to be here. WHY is he even OUT HERE?" Asked JR.

"Cut the music! Luthor...as deputy of the show under TW's authority, I need to ask you to LEAVE." Superman demanded Luthor, The League preparing to deal with the threat.

"Superman...I know you don't want to cause a scene. So how about you stay away from me and my beast. If you think the bloodshed wherever Gwen goes is high, imagine the bloodshed that comes when Doomsday feels threatened and decides to unleash his rage upon EVERYONE IN THIS ARENA. You want last year...but on catastrophic levels...to be on your head? Besides...don't you have wounds to heal? Getting defeated by a simple athlete can hurt one's pride."

Only boos can be heard once more, except they're even louder. "LEXCORP SUCKS! LEXCORP SUCKS!"

"And yet it empowers EVERYONE IN THIS DAMNED CITY WITH FUNDING, SO I WANT TO HEAR NOTHING!" Once again, he bring sup a valid point before getting to his main reason for being here. "The only thing I want to hear...is the CONFUSION in my own head as I think about my client Doomsday. He wins Best of the Best last year, defeating all of your heroes. These same heroes are the ones people tout as amazing...and yet why is it that these same heroes, these world champions...don't want to challenge The Kryptonian Monster?"

Luthor continues making his way down the ramp, hearing many protest his speech. "The BITCHES can wait. They should be making dinner at this time of night, anyway."

"Now that was just uncalled for..." Kari shook her head, then audibly winced on the mic. "Ow ow ow..."

"Now granted, I know my monster is a bit scary. But I see these world champions...the Romans...the angry nerds...the ones with 'Fighting Spirit' who I absolutely detest...the friendly ones, the prosecutors...no that isn't a world championship...the officers of justice...no that isn't a world championship either..." Luthor continues pondering, "...I see these champions...these 'heroes' you mention. The last interaction I had with a hero, he sent me away from one of the best jobs I ever had. If it was up to ME...that hero would cease being a Magnus Champion. And THAT is what I want you world champions tonight to know...even the ones who aren't here...Doomsday...has your fates in his hands. NONE OF YOUR FATES ARE YOURS TO DECIDE ALONE. You had one year to contemplate and enjoy your titles. My client has been HUNGRY FOR A YEAR. It may be Ramadan for the Islamic faith and Lent for Christians...but my client is not holy...and he is done fasting. Your fates are decided TONIGHT. ONE OF YOU will be a VICTIM. And my client will be world champion...even if he has to drag you out of the audience..."

Doomsday eyes down the entire audience, all world champions alike. He pays close attention to Kuso and Tennyson, two people Luthor hates and so Doomsday will probably hate. Of course, Luthor wants to save it for later. So he holds onto his big guy and drags him off of the barricade. "We'll be watching the whole night. World, Omega, Magnus, Heavyweight, Undisputed...they all mean one thing to Doomsday. You're on his list." Luthor says, keeping Doomsday from taking swipes at audience members. "Next Big Thing" plays again, as Luthor tries pushing Doomsday out of the ringside area.

"...Ominous words from Lex Luthor, folks. Doomsday is on the hunt tonight. We don't know which World Champion he wants...but all we know is that no World Champion tonight is safe." JR stated.

"Luthor seemed a tad upset about earlier." Said Kari. "The whole being kicked out of WWE thing. HOPING they don't cash in. But that's kind of a dead hope."

"Hey, they feel ignored. I don't blame Doomsday. If he wants to cash in, he has the right." Batista said.

"You DO know Doomsday, like you, is a brainless animal who doesn't think, right?" Snob asked Batista. "LUTHOR is picking the person. Doomsday is just following what Luthor says on instinct."

"You want to make another joke, porno reviewer?" An upset Batista asked Brad.

And Brad only chuckles, "You make it seem like I'm ashamed of that."

"Well speaking of champions in fear...folks we have women at the front. The Digital Bitches, The Powerpuff Bitches, The Lola Bunny Bitch & Sailor Jupiter Bitch! THE BITCHES IS HERE!" Dashie shouted. He meant no disrespect. He called everyone "bitch". "The Women's Tag TItle Rumble is NEXT-AAAH!"

"Yessir, who will these tag champions be wary of...?" Asked Jim Ross. "We have no name for this briefcase yet. We just know...that there will be a winner for the female's tonight...and the male's later! So we go to the ring, where The WWT Announcer is here to announce the fall for us!"

"The following is The BEST OF THE BEST WOMEN'S TWENTY-SIX TEAM RUMBLE MATCH!" Exclaimed the guy, "Two teams will start out. And after sixty seconds, another female team appears! This goes on until EVERY team is eliminated save one! When one's partner is eliminated, the entire team is eliminated! This goes on until the final four teams, when BOTH teammates must be eliminated from the match! The winner will be crowned...the BEST of the BEST."

The crowd chants, "YES! YES! YES!" at the fact that the match is starting! They turn their attentions to the stage, eagerly awaiting the first two entrants.

"First...introducing the first tag team!" The commentator announced while the crowd eagerly awaited...

"Who drew unlucky number one?" Batista asked.

"Number one has produced a few winners. It is possible. Very hard...but possible..." Jim Ross said. "I won't name names right now...but it's been done."

…

...And that's when a BGM of creepy noises and flashes of a numerous weird imagery like a shack in the woods, a few corpses, and then a screaming man come across the screen before a "DEP!" Is heard as the lights cut off...

The crowd began to...react. It was hard to tell if it was a cheer or a boo...but they all reacted.

...the same imagery and noise came back...

...and the lights come back on, revealing Mabel & Abigail of The Possum Family in the ring! The crowd, bemused by their promo (cause smarks become a hivemind when a meme arises), begin chanting, "CREEPY DANGEROUS! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* CREEPY DANGEROUS! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*"

"The POSSUM Family is number one! Representing TWAE...the Possum Family don't look so upset they're starting from such a bitch position..." Brad shrugged.

"Hey, man, they creepy AND dangerous. They scary as HELL." Dashie exclaimed.

"...You're joking me...right?" Asked Snob. "You...you just get a brain fart you ignoramus?"

"I don't know their histories. Honestly...I just know they are The Possum Family, and they sent their females to fight in this match. They're from Tiny Toons, have met Buster & Babs in a Tiny Toons movie...this is a weird one, folks. But the crowd seems amused."

"Well I wonder if No. 2 is gonna be amused..." Kari asked.

"And team NUMBER TWO..." The interviewer pointed to the entrance...awaiting the next opponents...

…

...and they pop HUGE upon hearing-

This will be the day we've waited for

This will be the day we open up the door

I don't wanna hear your absolution

Hope you're ready for a revolution

"WELL...consider me on the train of THESE GUYS as the top team to win, even IF they're NUMBER TWO! And The Possum Family got the WORST team they couldn't gotten at number two!" Exclaimed Kari.

#2: Team Bumblebee

Yang, touting her new metal arm, high-fives several people with it as she makes her way down the ramp! Blake, meanwhile, takes her time before Yang while also high-fiving people. She gives several people autographs as well before sliding into the ring. Meanwhile, Yang removes her shades and leaves ringside to hand them to the little girl in the front. Said girl was giving interviews earlier in the day.

"Yang talking to Chelsea Rivers, Make-A-Wish Foundation wish made today where she was allowed to interviews wrestlers participating in the show. And now she gets Yang's sunglasses. Talk about a HUGE night!" Exclaimed JR. "She seemed to be a fan of the RWBY stuff."

"Some aren't, due to the 'oversaturation'." Kari said, "But hey, Bumblebee is JUST that good! They are EASILY one of...if not THE best female team in the business today. They've won so much, they need to find NEW competition! Hence why they're here in this match! Bumblebee in CCW...the place who kickstarted the big women's tag team craze...I'd PAY to see that!"

"Or maybe Bumblebee in the burgeoning UWE Queen's Duos Division or the WCWWE Women's Tag Division. Could ALSO breath more life into ACW's Women's Tag Division, which could become as good as the male's. UCA and XCW may be starting their own soon. Maybe a hop and skip over to those companies could be beneficial...but THAT is only if they win the briefcases tonight." Brad said.

Yang & Blake are finally together in the ring, and Yang preps herself by stretching. Blake leans against the far left corner and just calmly observes the Possum Family. Mabel and Abigail get in the faces of Yang and Blake, arguing with them over who will be the one to go coast to coast. Yang indulged in it cause it seemed fun. Blake...was not amused by Abigail getting in her face. Yang found too much fun in it, but it was Blake who was getting increasingly annoyed...

"Ladies & Gentlemen...who goes home with the briefcase? Let's find out...RIGHT NOW!" Dashie shouts...

...as the bell rings AND BLAKE KICKS ABIGAIL IN THE GUT AND NAILS THE GAMBOL SHROUD (Corkscrew Roundhouse Kick to a Kneeling Opponent) TO THE HEAD OF ABIGAIL!

"Well I'll be damned, I think Blake just KO'd Abigail IN RECORD TIME!" Exclaimed JR. "Even YANG looks shocked!"

Yang, wide-eyed, just slowly looks over to her partner with a look that screams, "What the hell, dude?" Blake could only look back at Yang and shrug.

"She annoyed me." Blake said. The crowd just chants, "BLAKE! BLAKE! BLAKE! BLAKE!"

And now, Yang just goes to grab Abigail-MABEL GRABS HER FAMILY AND SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM OF THE ROPES! She is NOT eliminated! None of them are!

"And...a very UNIQUE way to avoid a quick elimination! Mabel grabbing her sister and taking her outside the ring!" JR said.

"DO NOT write this team off! The second you do, you AUTOMATICALLY make yourself a prime target for elimination!" Batista said. "Buuut I dunno if Abigail is waking up soon off of that kick..."

Yang was ABOUT to chase them, but Blake told them to just wait. Wait 90 seconds. The crowd booed The Possums to high hell, but Mabel told them all to shut up. She hissed at the Women's Tag Champions, not caring what anyone thought.

"So what? We gotta wait for like a minute for a new opponent? LAME DUDE LAME!" Dashie groaned.

"PUUUSSIEEES! PUUUSSIEEES!" Exclaimed the audience towards the Possums. For this match, it wasn't really appropriate...or that insulting, really.

Yang shrugged, but kept her eyes on the possums as she exited the ring for the next few seconds. No, she wouldn't go hit the possums. Instead, she would go to Chelsea Rivers and lift her up on her shoulders. The crowd gave the kid a huge cheer as Yang began playing to the crowd for the next few seconds before going to the timekeeper area. She even signed the WCE Women's Tag Belts with her name while questioning why they were floating...and hissing. Blake, meanwhile, just sat in the ring and pulled her book out. "THE POSSUMS DIDN'T COME TO WRESTLE, BUT WE CAME TO WRESTLE, SO SEND THE NEXT TAG TEAM OUT ALREADY!" Yang shouted on a mic. "FORGET THE TIMER, JUST SEND 'EM OUT!"

"Yeah! I agree with that!" Dashie shouted. "COME ON TW!"

"SEND THEM OUT! SEND THEM OUT! SEND THEM OUT! SEND THEM OUT!" Exclaimed the crowd in accordance with Yang. Nothing happened for the next few seconds...

...but after ten seconds of chanting and Yang even giving Chelsea the mic so she can say, "SEND THEM OUT!"...

...despite the lack of music accompanying them...we DID get Number 3...

#3: Saria & Malon (UCA)

The two got a HUGE pop, larger than they had ever received before! Malon was almost overwhelmed by it, but Saria managed to keep her on track to get to the ring.

"TW received the call, and he brings out UCA's Saria & Malon! Signed to UCA a while back, they are their first ever female tag team." Said JR. "Possible progenitors to a UCA Women's Tag Team Division. The opportunity of a lifetime for them both if they KNOCK OFF Team Bumblebee here tonight!"

"It is VERY telling for Force the Fox...if they can match up to Yang & Blake, one of the best female duos of all time, then they could easily lead a tag division." Brad said.

"Sorry, I was hoping for people I knew." Batista sighed. "Who are these two?"

"I LITERALLY just said who they were, Dave." JR pointed out.

"Oh really? Sorry, you got drowned out from all the posteurizing. I thought Yang ate you when she was busy chewing scenery." Batista deadpanned.

Blake puts her book up. The fun starts now, ladies & gentlemen. Yang puts Chelsea back down into her seat and rolls into the ring. Saria & Malon slide in through the bottom and stare down The CEW Women's Tag Team Champions. Yang looks at Saria and Blake looks at Malon...Malon declares that THEY are walking away with the win. The two girls, wearing generic blue UCA shirts, look at one another...

...and FINALLY we get this match started proper WITH MALON ZIG-ZAGGING TO EUROPEAN UPPERCUT YANG TO THE ROPES! And after that, she rams her right into the near right corner and begins ramming her shoulder deep into Yang!

"The INTENSITY from Malon! Look at her GO! And-OOOOOH SPINEBUSTER from the farmer!" JR shouted when Malon pulled Yang out the corner and Spinebustered her! "The STRENGTH of Malon matching up to Yang's!"

Meanwhile, Blake tries for a German Suplex, only for Saria to flip onto her feet and bounce off the ropes behind her. Blake turns around to catch Saria onto her shoulders and get thrown with a Headscissors Takedown! Saria hopes up again, and Blake rolls to her feet and gets a Front Dropkick to be put down again! Saria then stands up and Shooting Star Presses Blake! Yang, after being put down by a huge Lariat, is then looked at by Saria! The girl runs towards her partner, and Malon lifts her up off the rebound into a Military Press...and then drops her right onto Yang's gut with a Splash!

"Look at these two TALENTED young women!" Exclaimed JR. "Showing off for the crowd and MATCHING Team Bumblebee! Good Lord, I think the crowd could get used to this!"

Blake rolls to her hands and knees, and Saria runs to the ropes...Springboards...and comes back INTO YANG'S GRASP! The Springboard Back Elbow didn't work...and now Blake could-GET GRABBED AND GERMAN SUPLEXED BY MALON! The momentum sends Saria flying over so she can flip and land on her feet! And Saria backs into the ropes, comes back as Yang tries to get up, and Dropkick her right in the head!

"YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT!" The crowd chants towards the new team who just took over the match! Malon & Saria high-five one another, and then keep their eyes firmly on the match...and the timer as it began going down...

"Saria & Malon are giving UCA a good showing here...I think this should be enough to greenlight a division, personally." Brad said.

"You sure?" Batista asked. "Whatever...bring out the NEXT team."

"Next team...actually team number FOUR. Number three and two are in the ring. Number one...trying to figure out how to bring a soul back to a body." JR snarked.

The crowd counts along as the timer goes down...

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Saria grabs Yang and tries to throw her over, but Yang elbows Saria...then elbows Malon. The two girls then run and Double Dropkick Yang in her knees to take her down. And then then grab her and lift her for a Double Suplex...

...BUT YANG LIFTS THEM BOTH UP...and places them on a now standing Blake's shoulders...and DROPS them with Elevated DDTs!

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BUUUZZ!

...

...Number four brings us, "Masterpiece" by Jim Johnston. The crowd gives minimal reactions for the team of old fashioned women. They're more recognizable by name only. But these two ladies were anything BUT proper...

#4: The Tragedies (DFW)

"These ladies of lore at nothing if not vicious when need be." JR said.

"I've read their stories! Lady MacBeth & Juliet Capulet...two ladies who'd do ANYTHING for their men...and vice versa. And...it seems their men are coming out WITH them." Said Kari as Romeo Montague & MacBeth come out.

"The mythical King of Scotland and the love of Juliet's life...I do not like this one bit..." Said Jim Ross.

"What? HUSBANDS cannot accompany their WIVES?" Asked Batista.

"I'm just saying, Batista...this is NOT going to end fairly..." Said Jim Ross.

"You guys are just complaining for no reason. They want to see their dearest loves WIN." Batista said. "Nothing wrong. It's cute."

Lady MacBeth and Juliet enter the ring and begin to assault Blake first. They felt she was the easiest to target. But Blake pushed them off and began trading stiff kicks between the two women. But Juliet grabs a leg and pulls Blake in before nailing a Jumping Knee Strike to the jaw of Blake! Yang runs over and JULIET SIDESTEPS THE SPEAR! Yang runs off as Lady MacBeth grabs her and pulls her in for a DDT. Meanwhile, Saria & Malon grab onto Juliet and try to push her over the ropes. Juliet manages to slip through, and she runs the ropes and comes back to be CAUGHT by Malon!

"Malon, the strong girl, catching a running Juliet AND THROWING HER CLEAR OVER THE ROPES!" JR exclaimed as Juliet is ELIMINATED!

"Malon-HEY HEY HEY HEY!" Exclaimed Kari as Romeo ran around the ring to CATCH JULIET..."CAN HE DO THAT!?"

"She didn't touch the floor! She didn't touch the floor! Juliet is STILL IN!" Exclaimed Batista.

"Oh so THAT'S why they're here. They're CRASH PADS..." Snob groans. "Of COURSE..."

"Someone needs to REMOVE them from ringside!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.

"Why? WHY are you all so adamant on RUINING true love!" Dave asked. "You all are just BITTER."

"True love would be letting them win and lose of their own merit...not THIS." JR said.

Juliet says, "Oh Romeo...Romeo..." lovingly before kissing sloppily before a disgusted crowd. "GET A ROOM! GET A ROOM!" they chanted, though nothing truly mattered to these two lovebirds. Saria & Malon nearly puked when they saw this, and Yang was just disgusted. Blake...well she blushed and tried to look away...*whispers* she couldn't...

(*SKIP*)

The timer goes down again...the world looks on as Blake & Yang work on The Tragedies! The Gambol Shroud dazes MacBeth...and she stumbles as Yang runs...AND PULLS MALON IN THE WAY OF THE SPEAR! Yang didn't care who she took down, but she was now susceptible to a Flapjack from MacBeth into a DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER FROM JULIET The Shakespearean Tragedy (Shatter Machine) connects as the counter goes down...

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Malon gets Irish Whipped to the ropes, and The Tragedies follow and CLOTHESLINE HER! She flips OVER THE ROPES oooh...she lands on the apron. GOOD landing for Malon. Saria Dropkicks them both in the backs, sending them to the ropes before Malon elbows Lady MacBeth's face...

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AND FLIPS HER OVER WITH BY GRABBING THE HEAD! BUT MACBETH IS THERE TO CATCH HIS LADY! And BIGGER BOOES erupt as Lady MacBeth makes a scene by making out with her husband. And unlike Juliet, she was INTENTIONALLY trying to piss people off. She was much more conniving than Juliet & Romeo with their puppy love.

"Oh this is RIDICULOUS..." Groaned JR. "How long is this gonna go on for?"

"As long as it needs to, JR. I'm CRYING over here!" Batista sobbed. "It's BEAUTIFUL!"

The buzzer goes off...

...

...and we get surprise entrant number one...a GPW team...

...

You say you always keep your word

Show me what you're after

I thought you'd promise me the world

Tell me what you're after

The crowd gives a pretty decent pop for GPW's representatives...a rainbow haired girl and her pink haired companion slowly walking out to the ramp...

#5: FlutterDash

"Well I know of this team! Whoop whoop, WILDFIRE in the house...I apologize, but I don't feel shame." Brad shrugged.

"These bitches is HYPE! I ain't no pony dude! But yo...lowkey...THEY TIGHT! Rainbow chick's just flies ANYWHERE she wants! Shy chick needs to come out her shell more, but HEY...she's...SHE AIGHT!" Dashie said.

"Yes...in the EDUCATED WORDS of DashieXP...'They Aight'." Batista declared.

Rainbow Dash runs her way down the winding ramp, high-fiving any fan she can try to get her hands on. And Fluttershy follows her down the path, trying to keep up. MacBeth puts his lady on the apron, BUT DIDN'T SEE FLUTTERSHY BARREL HER BODY INTO HIM LIKE A CANNONBALL!

"And DOWN goes MacBeth! Rainbow Dash wanting NO PART of The Tragedies and their cheating ways!" Exclaimed JR. "Barreling into them like The Kong Family!"

Romeo turns around and FLUTTERSHY DOES THE SAME, JUMPING OFF THE BARRICADE TO SLAM INTO ROMEO! She gets through with that barrage of pain, and then slides into the ring to HUGE cheers! "TIME WE DO THIS RIGHT!" She shouts before running under an angry Lady MacBeth's right arm and RUNNING INTO INTO A SHOULDER FROM FLUTTERSHY! Malon picks up Fluttershy from behind and lifts her with a Back Suplex before Saria runs over and DRIVES Fluttershy down with a Neckbreaker/Back Suplex combo with Malon! But Rainbow Dash springboards off the ropes and Crossbodies into them both!

"Her high risk style LOOKS GREAT! But folks, that may be the RISKIEST thing about her...because she could be caught-LIKE THIS!" Jim Ross shouted as a Springboard Crossbody to Yang backfired and got her caught!

And now Yang runs to the ropes and goes to dump her...but Rainbow Dash lands on her feet on the apron and then flips backwards and nails a Pele Kick to the head of Yang. AND FLUTTER CUTTER (Arm Trap Neckbreaker) to The Women's Tag Champion! Dash rolls back into the ring to save herself before trying to eliminate Yang.

"YO! I GOTTA root for them! Not just cause they Wildfire...but cause SHE Dash...I'M Dash! She's Dashie...I'M Dashie! WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS! Man, I'd HANG with her! She so criiisp in that ring." Dashie said.

"I'd say she's more reckless than anything." Batista said. "SOMEONE will swat her out the sky. GPW pride or not, she ain't smart."

"Fluttershy IS more conservative. They match up well. She should be able to keep her friend and partner out of the air for long periods of time." Said JR.

(*SKIP*)

The match slows down now...though as FlutterDash NOW slows down...Yang, finally getting fired up, tries mounting a comeback. She runs towards MacBeth, ducking an elbow before bouncing off the ropes and SUPERMAN PUNCHING HER! SUPERMAN PUNCH TO MALON! AND NOW A PUNCH TO SARIA! Juliet tries to come at her, but then SUPERMAN PUNCH! But then THAT ended when Dash grabbed her legs from behind! Fluttershy runs over to her to take advantage BUT GETS A SLINGBLADE FROM THE FAUNUS! Blake with the save! And Yang goes to pick up Fluttershy...

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Now it's time to say goodbye

To the things we loved

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"Well I'LL BE DAMNED, and SO WILL YANG & BLAKE!" Exclaimed Jim Ross as Yang dropped Fluttershy.

#6: WhiteRose (UWE)

"UWE picked WHITEROSE...RUBY ROSE and WEISS SCHNEE to represent them! And the WHOLE of RWBY is in the ring!" Exclaimed Kari. "Well GOING to be in the ring!"

"You know I bet Ruby and Yang would LOVE to face off..." Said Snob. "This is a big one. Cause NOW it's gonna be a FOUR WOMAN GROUP trying to ally with one another. THIS could get hard for anyone else. BUT ALSO...this could go the way of the two not CARING to team together. Wouldn't be smart, but that sounds like them."

Ruby...staring down her sister Yang...just yells, "WRESTLEBRAAAAWL!" before she runs down the ramp. Weiss follows Ruby, the latter excited to finally fight her sister! Yang crouches, awaiting her sister...

...and-THE POSSUM FAMILY COMES FROM UNDER THE ROPES AND THROWS YANG OVER THE TOP!

"THE POSSUMS! ABIGAIL & MABEL BACK IN THE RING! THEY MANAGED TO GET HER SOUL BACK INTO HER BODY, AND I THINK THEY JUST EXCORSIZED THE RING OF YANG XIAO LONG!" JR screamed.

"YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEM POSSUM GIRLS ONCE, AND THEY IMMEDIATELY COME BACK AND TAKE OVER! THAT'S HOW YOU WIN! THAT IS HOW YOU WIN!" Batista agreed.

"YEAH CONGRATS; YOU HID OUTSIDE THE RING AND SNUCK BACK IN! GOOD FOR YOU!" Exclaimed Kari to retort.

The crowd was SHOCKED...

...but thankfully, Yang managed to SKIN THE CAT...hanging on just BARELY. One foot touched the floor. JUST one...but she was not in a position to defend herself. Thankfully, Blake was around with rights to send Mabel off of her. And then, thankfully for Yang, Ruby and Weiss managed to help her onto the apron.

"Oh OKAY...so THAT is fair!" Batista exclaimed. "Romeo & MacBeth saving their wives...oh nooo. BAD BAD. But THOSE TWO...saving Yang from CERTAIN ELIMINATION...oh SO SUPER FANTASTIC."

"CONTEXT, Batista. CONTEXT..." JR groaned.

(*SKIP*)

The Tragedies lift themselves off the mat as they try to stay away from ANY ropes. Romeo & MacBeth are reeling on the barricades still as counters go down. They team with The Possums to fight against RWBY. They exchange punches across the ring...

...while Saria tries to eliminate Dash, but Fluttershy jumps on Saria and pulls her off of her partner. Nothing of note happens here. They brawl back and forth while trying to gain an upper hand. Ruby Dropkicks Abigail...which gets her Superkicked-no, it's caught and spun away before Abigail takes her to the ropes with a right before trying to throw her over.

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...A guitar riff could be heard wailing in the back, bringing out Alex DeLarge. He taps his cane on the ground and points to the stage...

#7: Casey Lynch & Shenhua

"Casey Lynch! Shenhua! Two XCW stars entering this match, trying to add some prestige to a possible XCW Women's Tag Team Division!" Said Kari. "These to are...a weird combo. I never would have suspected THESE TWO would team up."

"Alex DeLarge isn't the man he is for no reason." Brad said. "Charisma by the pound. Clockwork Orange shows off how savage he can be. But he seems to also be a decent business man if he can have those two AND Meg Griffin under his charge...I mean, he managed to help her WIN MATCHES."

A light fixture suddenly fell into the audience. We hope it didn't hurt anyone. But if it did...it's Meg's fault.

Casey slides into the ring with her guitar in hand. She runs right for The RWBY/Possums/Tragedies brawl and STAGE DIVES into it! Everyone goes down, and The Tragedies' own Juliet gets up. Sweet sweet Juliet slowly turns around...

...EL KABONG! THE GUITAR GETS SMASHED OVER JULIET'S HEAD! Juliet falls over, her eyes rolling to the back of her head. Shenhua catches her, and proceeds to dump her over the ropes...

...where, once again, ROMEO CATCHES HER...

"And the crowd is SICK of it." JR shakes his head while the Montague & Capulet proceed to kiss passionately at ringside...while Casey runs the ropes behind Shenhua...

"It's so cute...two teens in love. Remember when you were in love?" Batista swooned.

"Yes it was in the privacy of my own home." JR groaned.

Romeo Eskimo Kisses Juliet BEFORE BOTH ARE KNOCKED DOWN BY THE SUICIDE DIVING CASEY! CASEY FLEW THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE...SHE'S FINE...BUT THE TRAGEDIES ARE OUT!

"You_OH LORD CASEY WITH HIGH RISK, HIGH REWARD! TRAGEDIES ARE GONE!" Kari exclaimed. "Casey with the BEST move of the match so far!"

Lady MacBeth, about to throw a tantrum in the ring, is quickly grabbed by her husband who pulls her out. He tries to calm her down at ringside, hoping to keep her sane. And Lady Macbeth is just seething while Romeo and Juliet are trying to get up.

Casey, meanwhile, rolls into the ring and holds up the devil horns to huge cheers. "ROCK ON! ROCK ON!" they chant thanks to her eliminating The Tragedies. Weiss, back on her feet, preps for Casey to turn around. She bounces on one foot, ready to launch a huge kick...

...and SUPERKICK-Myrtenmaster CAUGHT and Shenhau grabs the hand of Weiss and pulls her in for The Taiwanese Assassination (Eat Defeat)!

"Casey brings the recklessness and it seems Shenhua brings the cold, calculated strategy..." Kari said.

(*SKIP *)

Abigail Possum twists Yang around, getting her firmly into a Reverse Swinging STO hold...

...but she's pushed off by Yang, and SUPERMAN PUNCHED SO HARD...she falls into the ropes...

...which brings us Ruby, who runs the ropes...and then comes back with THE CRESCENT ROSE (619)...which sends Abigail dazed and upward...

...and MYRTENMASTER (Superkick) from Weiss levels her to her knees...

...and Blake ends the RWBY Rush with The Gambol Shroud to lay out the possum lady! Metropolis's Shuster Arena is ROCKING right now...

...and on the other side, Malon shoves Shenhua off of her and Saria tries to push her to the ropes. When nothing works, she tries to Headscissors her over. But nothing truly works. And if anything, the Headscissors is DETRIMENTAL. Shenhua lifts Saria and has her in a Powerbomb. The Prawn Hold is kept...and Casey shoves Malon down and springboards off the ropes to SMACK her in the face with a Springboard Forearm Smash! Saria falls off the shoulders of Shenhua.

"UCA and XCW teams, both with something to prove here. Their tag divisions, not even yet started, want a huge moment to build off of. Neither giving the other an inch here." JR said.

"And the timer begins again! Ladies & gents...who do we get?" Brad asked.

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...But then the lights went out for a moment...

...and flashing imagery played again, showing nothing but black and white images...

...but the final image made the crowd pop...

...the images all stopped...on The Severence Symbol

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...the lights came back on after the symbol went off the screen...

...to show Sally with Mabel in hand...and another girl with Abigail in hand...

"..Creepy & Dangerous huh?" The girl, with hatred in her eyes for everyone in the ring...but especially The Possum girls for their promo...then lifted her HIGH over her head...and then put her over her shoulder...runs to the ropes...and LAWN DARTS HER...

"HEADS UP!" Exclaimed Batista AS ABIGAIL POSSUM GETS SENT FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THE ENGLISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!

"Hey! Hey she ain't touching the floor!" Batista pointed out...

...right as the girl rolled under the ropes...and then lifted up The Possum.

"Okay okay information I have says her name is Fatchna Nekane...I...I think she knows Taichi. Information states that HABIT didn't find her and Yagami may have asked him about her." JR said.

"Guys...she's looking at the women's tag champs in the front row..." Kari gulped. "Hey...um...other me...run."

Fatchna sneers at the girls with their belts. She was told one thing: the end goal was to showcase. But that doesn't mean she can't send a message. With a speedy run, Fatchna carries Possum with her AND THROWS THE POSSUM INTO THE FRONT ROW WHERE THE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ARE!

"GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD!" JR cringed, "THERE ARE AUDIENCE MEMBERS WHO GOT HURT FROM THAT!"

The Justice League flies down and chastises Fatchna for that. But she didn't care. They were all targets. But thankfully, she couldn't MORE to the civilians. She slides back into the ring as Sally punches at Blake. They had beaten down Team RWBY when the lights went out in order to get the possums. Now they focus all of their attention on them.

"What a hostile child..." Brad gulped.

"Yo she made me pee a bit..." Dashie said.

(*SKIP*)

Rainbow Dash Moonsaults onto Yang, who catches her and tries to throw her over the ropes. But Fluttershy manages to make it off her shoulder and backs up...into Fatchna. Dash then sees she's in-between Yang and Fatchna...and good God, she decides to dip out and goes to help Fluttershy try to eliminate Saria.

"Two of the strongest girls in the match...Fatcha and Yang." Snob said. "I'm looking for HERCULEAN feats of strength here. I want someone to lift the whole ring up now. Fatchna's a FREAK."

"She's a freak...but she's got her own charm." Batista said as Fatchna skips the staredown and goes to gouge Yang's eyes! "Simply adorable."

Yang pushes off and tries for a forearm, but misses when Fatchna dodged it. She turns Yang around and goes for a Scoop Slam...but Yang reverses and lifts Fatchna for a Back Body Drop onto the ropes! It connects...

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...but the Severence girl manages to regain balance...

...AND SHE LEVELS YANG AND BLAKE WITH A DOUBLE LARIAT!

"JESUS!" Batista shrieked.

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..."Architects" by Rise Against plays, The Rookie Revolution stable theme...

...and this brings out No. 9...

No. 9: The Flawless Girls

Amber & Eliza shuffle on out, holding up their right arms and shouting (with the crowd) "ALL HAIL THE REVOLUTION!"...but upon seeing Fatchna begin CARRYING SHENHUA AND CASEY AND SPINEBUSTERING THEM...they opt to take their sweet 'ole time.

"Yeah...when you see what's in the ring...and then see what's at ringside..." Dashie motions to ringside, where there are fans on the ground. The Women's Champions had all moved out the way...save O-Aelita, Sailor Jupiter, and Lola Bunny who tried to save a few audience members from getting hurt first before taking the brunt of the Possum Cruise Missile. "...Them girls is smart."

"I don't even blame them-RUBY! RUBY GOT FATCHNA OFF HER FEET!" JR exclaimed as Fatchna hung on the ropes.

Ruby runs the ropes, bouncing off before BEFORE FATCHNA TURNS AND MAKES HER FLIP A WHOLE 360 DEGREES WITH A LARIAT!

"BAH GAWD!" JR cringed. "SOMEBODY GET HER OUT OF THERE!"

"A HOSS...just what we needed..." Batista swooned.

"We had TWO already!" Exclaimed Brad.

"What's wrong with a third?" Asked Batista.

Sally just WATCHES at this point. She's more amused with watching people who don't know Fatchna try to fight her head on. ...and speaking of head on...Saria tries to dive off the far right corner and gets CHOPPED ACROSS THE CHEST! But then RUNNING SICK KICK BY MALON! MALON HAS HAD ENOUGH!

"Malon! Malon got Fatchna dazed! Malon got Fatchna on the ropes, metaphorically speaking!" Exclaimed JR.

Fatchna is dazed, stumbling about in the ring...and Malon runs the ropes again and takes her down with a Shoulder Block! Fatchna goes down, and Malon runs again and High Knees Fatchna to take her BACK down!

"Malon with a barrage to keep Fatchna down!" Kari shouted, "Malon is-FATCHNA WITH A SPIN-THAT LOOKED LIKE BARON CORBIN'S DEEP SIX!"

...And throughout all of this...The Flawless Girls are just walking down the long ramp right now. ...Okay more like taking a brisk jog...that makes them seem like they're walking in place.

(*SKIP*)

They STILL haven't gotten to the ring. The Flawless Girls were going to be overlapped. But they saw Fluttershy try to cut down Fatchna...and get HEADBUTTED in the chest...and they thought it was worth it. Instead, they opted to run to the sound of "Chariots of Fire" while doing slow-motion running.

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...I get off on you

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I give you what you want

But nothing is for free

"AWE IS IN, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WE GOT THE BREAKOUT RUMBLE WINNER IN THE MATCH RIGHT NOW!" Exclaimed Jim Ross...

#10: Cindy Vortex & Kimiko Tomohiko

"TWO VETERANS! BREAKOUT RUMBLE WINNER IN CINDY AND TWO WOMEN'S TITLES IN AWE AND WWE TO HER NAME!" Exclaimed JR.

Kimiko jumps out...but it's CINDY who walks out with her game face. Fatchna is busy hossing people around. But Cindy takes her AWE shirt off and glares into the ring with INTENSITY. After letting out a HUGE scream, Cindy starts running faster than Kimiko can even comprehend on her way to the ring! The Flawless Girls wave to Cindy as she runs to the ringside area and slides into the ring!

"CINDY WANTS FATCHNA! THE VET WANTS THE ROOKIE WITH MUSCLE!" Brad exclaimed.

"Little people don't BEAT big people! We already established this LAST year!" Exclaimed Batista.

"It ain't the size of the dog, IT'S THE SIZE OF HER HEART AND LOOK AT THAT DOG GO!" Kari screamed AS CINDY SLIDES INTO THE RING ANDE STARTS THROWING STIFF RIGHT AND LEFTS TO THE GUT OF FATCHNA!

"LOOK AT CINDY GO! LOOK AT HER HIT! THE VETERAN GETS RIGHT HANDS AND LEFT HANDS OUT RIGHT NOW, TRYING TO SEIZE THE MOMENT!" Exclaimed Brad. "OH LOOK A FREAKING A THRUST KICK-oooh caught..."

"BUT TURNED INTO A KICK TO THE HEAD!" Exclaimed Kari.

Fatchna is on one knee, and Cindy GETS SNATCHED INTO A COBRA CLUTCH! Sally was still in the match! NEVER forget! Fatchna gets up, and she grabs Cindy by her legs and pops her into the air for Sally to grab. She had a move called The Bad Addiction (Steenalizer) that she wanted to try...

...BUT KIMIKO CHOP BLOCKS HER AND SENDS SALLY BACKWARDS! Cindy Seated Sentons Sally...and then they both realize they could just eliminate Sally! Sally tries to get up, and Kimiko Superkicks her back down. "GET ON HER! GET ON HER!" Cindy commands the wrestlers in the ring. Wrestling seniority is the law right now, and the rookies begin to DOGPILE onto Fatchna to keep her down! After a Double Superkick/Roundhouse from Black and White (Blake and Weiss), Fatchna falls over. And the entire ring begins to just STACK themselves onto Fatchna! Not even SHE could break out of this! Kimiko, meanwhile, stalks Sally. The girl turns around...and Kimiko forearms-NOTHING. Sally rolls under the ropes and saves her team. She wags her fingers, KNOWING they'd try to go for her. And after a second, she began to circle around the ring and pull Fatchna from under the ropes! HUGE boos erupt, as ANOTHER heel uses the outside and the rules to their advantage.

"Hey they HAVE THE RULE for a reason! TOP rope! Not ANY rope." Said Batista. "Sally's the SMART one here, obviously. She knows some moves, but WRESTLING doesn't win Battle Royals. She needs to use her brain power to keep Fatchna in this match. No WHEN to hit and when to dip. She was too smart for even a GRADE A STUDENT in Cindy."

(*SKIP*)

Flawless Girls, after such a LONG JOURNEY, are able to see the ring in the horizon. They SEE IT. It's THERE! Oh GOD it's there...

...unfortunately, Amber gets thirsty on the way. Eliza doesn't want to stop though! Oh dear! But Amber must drink. So Eliza obliges. They stop at a water vendor and ask him for a drink. But they don't have money. They need to wait for their supply. So they motion for Johnny Cage to bring them some money. But they IMPLORE Johnny...PLEASE...take your time.

"They're ALMOST HERE, JR!" Exclaimed Batista. "GOD I can FEEL it!"

"Oh dear Lord..." JR groaned.

The girls are overlapped by the new team coming down the ramp...

#11: Cream & May (XWWF)

"Now I don't know TOO MUCH about Cream & May...I haven't done too much research on XWWF. They came in very last minute for the show." Said JR. "I wasn't able to compile words and such for them. But I know that's Cream the Rabbit. Don't believe that is the May of The Poke-Coordinators."

Malon & Saria and Shenhua & Casey still duke it out while people try to eliminate Fatchna. Cindy, Kimiko, Yang, Blake, Ruby, and Weiss are all on her. But Fatchna just pushes them ALL off.

Meanwhile, Fluttershy meets Cream in the ring and the two exchange a brief look. Fluttershy thought she was adorable, and offered a handshake for good sportsmanship. Cream, though nervous, reluctantly accepts it...then warms up to her. Then they proceed to grapple around, while Rainbow Dash wastes no time and jumps to elbow May in the face! May comes back and elbows Rainbow back...then Rainbow elbows her back...then May...then Rainbow...May...Rainbow...Maynbow...BowMay...THE ELBOWS JUST KEEP TRADING BACK AND FORTH...

"Well at LEAST the ring is a tad more clear than just Fatchna business! But this ring is getting VERY crowded..." Said JR.

(*SKIP*)

Malon is able to catch the beginning of The Throwing Knives of Shenhua, and begins to lift her for a Piledriver. Meanwhile, Saria is on the corner. She tries to get up to her feet on there...

...and Saria stands tall...she wasn't going to risk going on the apron for this.

...she flips off the corner-AND CASEY PULLS MALON AND SHENHUA OUT OF THE PATH OF SARIA SO SHE CRASHES ONTO THE MAT! Saria writhes in pain, that Fairy Driver (Meltzer Driver) attempt a bad one. And after Shenhua gets free, Malon is turned around and put onto Casey's shoulders. Reverse Fireman's Carry. She then throws her off INTO THE FEET OF SHENHUA FOR A FIREMAN'S CARRY INTO AN INVERTED DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP!

"OOH...DeLarge's crew with Malon DRIVEN into Shenhua's feet! And Casey grabs Malon...like dirty laundry..." JR said as Casey dumps Malon over the ropes. "And Malon is eliminated! UCA, you had a decent run. THOSE TWO are good. The battle of the pre-Tag Division teams was won by XCW."

DeLarge claps for his girls as the counter begins...

...as Fatchna throws everyone off again. Sally, outside the ring, claps while making sure Fatchna does what she needs to do. Why get hurt? They weren't supposed to go all out. Just show off Fatchna.

"If SHE is going to FWF...I fear for that women's division." Brad said. "Like...that's a lot of girl."

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..."Right Here Right Now" by CFO$ plays us out a new team...

#12: Misaka Mikoto & Pippi Longstocking (WWE)

"...Oh this is going to be good." Kari snickered.

"Ladies & Gentlemen, this team was created last minute by WWE Animated...and I MUST SAY it's an oddball team." JR shrugged. "But Pippi...is credited as The Swiss Superwoman. The strongest little girl on Earth. This is going to a very interesting meeting..."

Misaka and Pippi run down the ramp together, running past The Flawless Girls as they wait for Johnny Cage to get to their location. The water vendor is looking very...annoyed.

Once they enter the ring, Pippi goes in the middle to meet Fatchna. The crowd goes, "Ooooooh..." at this meeting. Fatchna looks ANGRY at Pippi for even attempting to approach her so haphazardly. Pippi offers a hand, and then declares, "HEY! I'm Pippi Longstocking!"

"There needs to be an IQ test one should take before becoming a wrestler." Batista deadpanned.

"But then how would you have passed it, Dave?" Snob snarked.

"...You're going to be to me what Kari was last year, huh?" Batista growled.

"I hope I'm much worse." Snob snickered.

Pippi got no handshake from Fatchna. NONE whatsoever. Sally, from ringside, was telling Fatchna to NOT SHAKE HER HAND. Misaka just stayed back, watching with the other teams as they gave Pippi and Fatchna some room. Something was going down soon.

"...Ya gonna shake my hand?" Pippi asked. Fatchna just did not humor her...

...but Sally DID trip Misaka up and dragged her out the ring! After throwing her into the steel steps, she got the attention of Pippi. With her back turned, Fatchna BELTS her in the back with a double Forearm! Fatchna picks Pippi up, yanking her to her knees.

"Stupid is a POWERFUL tool to take advantage of." Said Cinema Snob.

Sally slides into the ring and runs the ropes to kick Pippi back down before she slides out the ring and kicks Misaka in the face to keep her down. She knew if Pippi got her butt up, it would be bad.

(*SKIP*)

The Flawless Girls were finally getting the money from Cage. Thank GOD.

...and another countdown starts as the ring starts to feel too crowded...

The entire ring was filled with people trying to eliminate one another. No eliminations would be made in the ensuing seconds, though. No wait-PIPPI WAS TOSSED OVER-but she landed on the apron. Shenhua & Casey dealt with Bumblebee...Cream & May was trying to eliminate Cindy when Kimiko jumped on them and forced them to let go...Fluttershy Dropkicks Ruby, as Weiss is nearly thrown over by Dash before kicking her off and trying to eliminate her...

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...The Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha theme plays out for No. 13, the duo who have been teaming for a while now and have been friends for AGES.

No. 13: Nanoha Takamichi & Fate Tessarosa

"Two best friends that went through an ordeal in AWF with The Rookie Revolution recently." Said JR. "Now that they're free of that, they can move on and try and win these briefcases."

"AWF, winners of the first Best of the Best with Dekisugi Hidetoshi of The Doraemon brand." Said Kari. "Proud to always rep AWF."

The girls enter the ring and see Cream getting HEADBUTTED by Fatchna! They immediately enter the fray, but get pushed off by Fatchna. May knees the gut of Fatchna before Fluttershy JUMPS ON FATCHNA'S BACK! And then SPRINGBOARD KNEE TO THE FACE FROM RAINBOW DASH! She goes to a knee, and Cream runs the ropes and DDTs Fatchna! The four of them try to get Fatchna up...which isn't hard. But Fatchna gets thrown to the ropes as Nanoha and Fate runs and DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE FACTHNA OVER THE ROPES! But ooooh...she's on the apron...Fatchna lands there...May & Cream grab her by the head...

...BUT FATCHNA GRABS THEM BOTH AND THROWS THEM OVER THE ROPES! BOTH eliminated!

"I know I sound like a broken record...but GEEZ look at her!" Kari exclaimed. "Cream & May out of it...and Fluttershy Dropkicks the knees and gets Fatchna tied up in the ropes! Rainbow Dash runs and Dropkicks Fatchna as well! Nanoha runs, and she comes back and STIFF KNEE TO THE SKULL! Fatchna falls out of the ropes, and then tries to get up. But before Casey could run at her, SALLY runs up and Shoulder Blocks her out of the way before rolling back under the ring!

"Now THIS IS RIDICULOUS..." JR groaned. "The rules are being bent so far, I think they've been tied in KNOTS."

(*SKIP*)

This has been FATCHNA'S SHOW for a long time. Casey Lynch Chop Blocks her, and then Shenhua begins delivering The KENTA strikes she calls The Throwing Knives. But Fatchna pushes her off and DECKS Casey in the face! Shenhua Dropkicks Fatchna into the ropes, and Casey runs them and comes to Fatchna screaming! She jumps into the air...

...Curtain Call (Inverrted Leg Drop Bulldog) IS CAUGHT...

...AND FATCHNA JUST RELEASE POWERBOMBS CASEY LYNCH OVER THE ROPES!

"AND ANOTHER ELIMINATION BY FATCHNA!" JR exclaimed.

Nanoha kicks Fatchna's legs from under her, and Fate jumps to GET CAUGHT! BELLY TO BELLY OVER THE TOP ROPE TO FATE!

"THIS BEAST OF A WOMAN CANNOT BE STOPPED!" Exclaimed Snob.

"COUNTDOWN STARTING, AND YOU THINK THEY'LL JOIN THE FLAWLESS GIRLS FOR THE PIZZA PARTY!?" Dashie asked. "CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY GOING IN THERE!"

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We're singing

Hey, you can't count us out
We've been running up against the crowd

Yeah, we are the dark horses

We're singing…

Wait! It's not over now

We've been down but we've never been out

Yeah, we are the dark horses

"ANOTHER team of veterans here!" Exclaimed JR as we get...

#14: Abigail Lincoln & Kuki Sanban (WND)

"With Abby and Cindy...TWO former Women's Champions in the same ring from the same era! I could talk about their WWE careers, but that would be disingenuous of me." JR said. "INSTEAD I will talk about the collective experience between Abby, Kuki, Cindy, and Kimiko...specifically Abby and Cindy."

"I've faced Abby before. She NEVER quits. That's the one thing you gotta say. PERSISTENCE isn't just a thing to say in a promo for her. She LIVES that." Kari said.

Abby & Kuki run by the scene...with Kuki stealing a slice of pizza and a soda from the party The Flawless Girls, The Twinleaves, and Cage were having. Amber offered pizza for not bothering them. They were almost there anyway. ...Hey...why not share? They ask Iggy & Fuzzy Khan to have some fun!

In the ring, Fatchna grabs onto Yang and throws her into Blake. She then grabs Ruby and lifts her into the air...KNEE to the face! Ruby finds an opening to run the ropes and GET SHOULDERED ONTO HER BACK BY SALLY! And Sally slides back out the ring!

"OH GIVE ME A BREAK!" Kari roared. "House of Severence with the SAME TACTICS over and OVER again! People are trying to FIGHT, and you just decide to be a COWARD!"

"It's just RIDICULOUS! Get in the ring! Somebody GET HER..." JR pleaded.

Chants of, "COOOWAAARD! COOOWAAARD!" erupt. Though Sally does not mind. Her girl is winning. Not anyone else. Though when she sees Numbuh 3 & Nuimbuh 5 behind her, she decides to back up. Numbuh 5 & Numbuh 3 COULD go after her and drag her into the ring. But...they choose not to. A Chuckling Sally backs away from them, going back to her job of tending Mikoto Misaka WHO RUNS AND THRUST KICKS SALLY IN THE MOUTH!

"MIKOTO! MIKOTO IS BACK UP!" Exclaimed JR.

"Mikoto FINALLY with a REPRIEVE from the BEATDOWN she was being given by Sally while they were outside!" Exclaimed Brad.

"Whoawhoawhoa this is...is bit bad." Batista said.

Mikoto SMASHES Sally's head into the apron and throws her into the ring...while Fatchna is about to go after Mikoto and her partner...

...until the ring opponents start motioning for Fatchna to turn around. Despite hating them all, she does turn around...

....to see Pippi cracking her neck...and smiling...happily...

"...Pippi...isn't MAD...is she?" Asked Batista.

"Nonono, Pippi's...just in a very playful mood." Kari said. "I've never seen Pippi be mad."

Fatchna moves over to Pippi and throws a right hand, but that's ducked and Fatchna gets a Headbutt tot he CHIN for that effort! The two start trading rights and lefts, POWERFUL ones at that! Fatchna gets the upper hand at first, but then Pippi EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS Fatchna to send her stumbling! She stumbles back, and Pippi actually LIFTS FATCHNA WAY HIGH OVER HER HEAD...AND MILITARY PRESSES HER ONTO THE MAT!

"Look at Fatchna get MANHANDLED! Come on! COME ON GIRLS!" JR shouted.

Numbuh 5 gets into the ring and grabs the waist of Fatchna before Kuki runs in and Shining Wizards her! And off of that, Abby can German Suplex her! Sally tries getting up, and then quickly rolls out of the ring before Mikoto can get her hands on her...

...but then Mikoto looks to Pippi...and Pippi points upwards with her thumbs. Mikoto smirks and backs up...

...

...and Mikoto runs towards Pippi...

...Pippi grabs her and pops her over her head...

...POP-UP RAILGUN (Boma Ye) TO THE SKULL OF FATCHNA!!

"Fatchna is dazed! FATCHNA IS DAZED! SHE'S OFF HER FEET!" Exclaimed Jim Ross while Cindy and Abby commanded everyone to GOGOGO! Her and Cindy ran and DOUBLE BOOT TO THE ROPES! Yang...SUPERMAN PUNCH! Rainbow Dash runs and DROPKICKS in the face to send her OVER THE ROPES...

...but on the apron! Fatchna lands on the apron!

"STILL on the apron! She just CAN'T go away!" Exclaimed Snob.

"She's a SURIVIVOR...The House of Severence is just a group of horror zombies or something!" Batista shrugged, "But HEY! They're SUCCEEDING!"

Kuki forearms her! ABBY forearms her! YANG forearms her! Fatchna is HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE TO THE ROPES! SHE WON'T...LET...GO!

...So Abby and Cindy look at one another.

...and then run the ropes together...

...and come back AND DROPKICK HER LEGS OFF THE APRON! Fatchna nearly falls! Fatchna is NEARLY OFF...

...so Kimiko and Kuki both get onto the top turnbuckles. The near right for Kimiko and far right for Kuki. Both girls jump...

...

...Double Footstomp on the hands of Fatchna THAT FINALLY SEND HER OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR! FATCHNA IS OUT! THE CROWD POPS WILDLY FOR THE VETERAN TEAMS!

"HOUSE OF SEVERENCE! HOUSE OF SEVERENCE IS FINALLY OUT OF THE MATCH! EVERYTHING FINALLY FELL IN ON THEM! THE TWO VETERAN TEAMS FINALLY GOT THE BIG GIRL OUT OF THE RING!" Shouted Jim Ross. "FINALLY!"

"THE BS HAD TO STOP! IT HAD TO FINALLY STOP!" Snob exclaimed. "GET HABIT'S ANGELS OUT OF THERE! MY PANTS ARE GETTING TOO TIGHT FROM WATCHING THIS DISPLAY OF AMAZINGNESS..."

"YEAH BOY, ME TOO-wait what my boy?" Dashie asked Snob. He got no answer whatsoever.

Cindy and Abby fist bumped, ready to return to normal action as the crowd began to get louder and louder.

"And now...we return back to pre-HoS fare." JR said. "I just-OH GOD!"

"THE FLAWLESS GIRLS ELIMINATED CINDY AND ABBY!" Shouted Kari, "YOU'RE KIDDING ME!"

"THEY JUST SWOOPED IN AND FREAKING STOLE IT!?" Dashie asked.

"YES! YES! THE JOURNEY HAS BEEN FINISHED! THE FLAWLESS GIRLS WITH THE DOUBLE ELIMINATION UPON REACHING THE RING! IT WAS AN ARDUOUS JOURNEY...BUT MAN IT HAS TO FEEL GOOD FOR THEM TO FINALLY GET HERE!" Batista cheered and praised The FGs.

The crowd, thanks to the girls beginning to share pizza with some of the crowd, did have pockets who cheered The FGs. But for the most part, it was BOOS for MILES around The Shuster Arena! Amber & Eliza cheered, looking at the veteran teams as they simply looked on in pure ANNOYANCE. They JUST got Fatchna out...and then they got THIS.

"...Now THIS...I just can't even FATHOM how ridiculous this is." JR sighed. "They stay out the ring for most of the match, come in, and STEAL two eliminations!"

"They did NOTHING WRONG." Batista said. "The rules-"

"Ah to hell with the rules, I'm talking about MORALS." JR snapped back at Big Dave.

"Morals only apply when needed." Batista shrugged. "We need to WIN NOW. And THAT is what The Flawless Girls have as their motto right now!"

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BUUZZZ!

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...no music plays yet.

"...Do we have a next entrant?" Asked Kari.

"I guess they ran away when Fatchna was around." Said Batista.

The match continues for a bit, with Weiss grabbing Eliza and locking her in a Sleeper Hold. The crowd does cheer for this, and Ruby gives body punches to Eliza similarly to how Yang gives some to Amber as Blake holds her.

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash get lifted up by Pippi and thrown off! They separate from one another...and Misaka offers to be thrown around. Pippi throws Misaka over to Fluttershy and Misaka Elbows her in the face! And Pippi runs to Dash and European Uppercuts her so hard she nearly goes flying over the corner! Thankfully, she can catch herself. Misaka then turns to Ruby and Weiss...and Misaka runs and RAILGUN TO WEISS! Weiss goes down as Pippi spins and EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO RUBY!

"Pippi & Mikoto on fire right now!" Exclaimed Kari. "And Bumblebee just disposed of The Flawless Girls to fight The...Swiss Railguns? They need a cool name. Gotta find one for them."

Yang & Blake vs. Misaka & Pippi...they were about to go at it as the only teams on their feet now...

...

"EXCUSE ME..." A male voice said from the back. It was familiar...VERY familiar. "...I need ALL of you Metropolis MOOKS to sit down and SHUT UP..."

"Oh no, don't tell me..." JR was weary of the people next. But his fears were confirmed soon enough...

...FREDDIE BENSON walks out, recording the experience while smirking. Nuclear heat nearly makes the arena melt due to Freddie's MERE presence. Because they know who's NEXT.

"..." Kari said absolutely nothing.

"...You good?" Dashie asked Kari.

"...Sure." She replied.

"Well I'll be DAMNED! We're being GRACED with ROYALTY tonight!" Batista cheered.

"I NEED ALL OF YOU TO SHUT UP! Royalty will be in your presence SOON ENOUGH! The Fiction Wrestling Business...and The Queendom present to YOU...your FIFTEENTH ENTRANTS INTO THE RUMBLE..." Freddie looked up, "...iGenera-"

CARLY AND SAM THROW RUBY AND WEISS OVER THE TOP FROM BEHIND!

"OH GOD, WHERE DID THEY COME FROM!?" JR asked.

"BEHIND US, THAT'S WHERE!" Exclaimed Kari. "THOSE NO GOOD-"

"iGENERATION FINALLY ENTERING THE MATCH-WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! iGENERATION WAS IN, NOT THE WHOLE DAMN QUEENDOM!" JR screamed. "SAILOR MOON! SAILOR MOON WITH THE SENSHI BOOT TO YANG!"

MOON stands over Yang, and then Aelita turns Blake around and AELITA-DDT! Yang is thrown through the ropes and out the ring, and then TORI VEGA, YAYA NANTO, AND ZOEY BROOKS ATTACK AND BEGIN STOMPING OUT WHITEROSE!

"THE DAMN QUEENDOM JUST SCREWED OVER RWBY! WHITEROSE GONE! BUMBLEBEE OUT THE RING!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?"

"MAI VALENTINE! THROWING BLAKE INTO THE CROWD WITH THE OTHER WOMEN'S TAG CHAMPS!" Snob shouted.

Pippi sees this and immediately tries to throw herself into this, but Sam DECKS her with The Meat Hook! Misaka then gets BACKSTABBER'D by Carly! iGen are the ONLY team standing in the ring!

...And outside the ring, The Queendom in its entirety stand over RWBY. iGen joins them outside...and it's Moon who steps forward and screams in Yang's face. "YOU WANNA EMBARRASS ME!? EMBARRASS ME DURING OUR BIG MOMENT!? PUT ME THROUGH A TABLE!?"

Moon digs under the ring-o-wonders, where one can find ANYTHING their heart desires. And she pulls out...a metal...bar? Does she hit Yang with it? No. Instead she attaches it to the ring post...and then attaches Yang's metal prosthetic to it...IT WAS A MAGNET...

"OH...OH GOD NO...OH GOD IN HEAVEN..." JR shook his head, "THAT'S A MAGNET! THAT'S A DAMNED MAGNET ON HER METAL PROSETHETIC-I HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH DESPICABLE ACTIONS SINCE DIESEL RIPPING OFF MAD DOG VACHON'S PROSTHETIC! THERE HAVE BEEN LOWS MOON'S GONE TO, BUT THIS REACHES THE PEAK! THE YUMI LEG BREAK PEAK!"

Yang can't move from her spot, no matter HOW far she tries to go! Aelita runs over and BOOTS Yang in the head. The Horsewomen hold up the four hands as they surround Yang and make her watch. Moon...eyes Ruby. Yang's younger sister gets to her feet, and Moon simly trips her up with a playful kick to the leg. But THAT isn't what Moon wanted. What did Moon want?

...The table that Zoey was bringing over with Tori.

"...Moon wants revenge...she wants her own version of KARMIC revenge. But not against YANG. Oh NO, see that would require guts." Moon said. "Moon has none, no she goes for the younger sister."

"You idiot. It's PSYCHOLOGICAL. BREAK YANG'S MIND." Batista said. "A PERFECT SIGN...that says, 'Welcome to WWE...remember who RUNS the camp'."

Once the table is set up, Moon yanks Ruby up by her hair and puts her between her legs. "YOU TAKE A KNEE OR YOU PAY A FEE..." She yells to Yang, who's squirming and trying to break free from the magnet and her captors. But The Horsewomen keep her down...and she PLEADS for them to just leave her sister OUT of this...

...and Moon lifts Ruby up...

...AND POWERBOMBS HER THROUGH THE TABLE, HER VERSION OF THE PERFECT KARMIC SITUATION! YANG SQUIRMS AND SCREAMS FOR HER SISTER, BUT THE HORSEWOMEN JUST CONTINUE TO STOMP INTO HER!

"AAASSHOOOLES! AAASSHOOLES!" The crowd just TEARS INTO THEM...

...and then Mai, for GOOD MEASURE, just picks Ruby up and Harpie's Feather Duster (Spinning Lifting Double Underhook Facebuster) her right back onto the floor!

...And then Aelita, because she felt Mai missed a spot...ran over and Aelita-DDT'd Ruby onto the floor AGAIN...

...and then Sam & Carly, because now they felt left out, picked her BACK UP and delivered iDestruction (Inverted Death Valley Driver (Sam) / Springboard Diving Knee Drop (Carly) combination) to Ruby!

And now the security (regular security) comes out to keep The Queendom away from RWBY. But TONIGHT, they felt VICTORY. Moon...was getting a bit too into it, screaming into the face of Yang.

"NEVER DISRESPECT ME AGAIN! YOU WALK INTO MY TERRITORY, MY WORLD, YOU BETTER PRAY I DON'T EVISCERATE YOU! NEVER IN YOUR LIFE THINK YOU CAN STEP UP TO ME, XIAO LONG! NEVER! NEVER!"

It finally took about ten men to carry Moon away kicking and screaming, much to the point that even The Queendom might have gotten somewhat disturbed by the anger she was putting into this. "...Okay." Was all Carly said before sliding back into the ring with Sam. Medics rushed out to assist RWBY...though Yang was screaming for them to not waste time with her but check on her sister. Still, they needed to get her arm free

"Batista...NEVER IN YOUR CAREER have you EVER been this vindictive..." JR said.

"Did you see his big, 'Basketballs Don't Hold Grudges; Spotlight' era?" Kari asked.

"...you CANNOT even BEGIN to support this." JR said (10...)

Batista shrugged. "I mean...LOOK, I don't LIKE IT. I don't HATE these people. I think Moon went too far. I think The Horsewomen were out of line. (9...) But COME ON...(8...) am I supposed to say I don't see where Moon is COMING from? (7...) I mean, she felt EMBARRASSED."

"Moon ALWAYS feels embarrassed." Kari (6...) said. "She's ALWAYS been like this. This isn't NEW. (5...) She hates everything that CHALLENGES HER. (4...) She's a BRAT...a GROWN UP BRAT. She NEVER matured. (3...) NEVER. Anything that seems like it is a challenge to her queen be status, she gets pissy and does stuff like THIS. (2...) Ask ANY girl who's feuded with her! (1..) She's..she's...I want to TRY to refrain from swearing, cause NBC, but GEEZ I can't STAND HER..."

BUUUZZ!

...

But first,

Let me take a selfie

The crowd gives a fairly mixed reaction now for No. 16, as the duo begins to take a selfie to The Chainsmoker's "Let Me Take A Selfie"...

#16: The Social Network (SPARK)

"The...Gijinka Race of people, representing businesses and other such things...have brought us Twyla Twitter & Faye Booker." JR said. "Of course, the ring is now iGeneraton's ring. But let's see if they decide to ALIGN with iGen." JR said.

iGeneration await The Social Network, who begin walking down as Twyla decides to tweet. The audience can see her tweets on the 'Tron as they walk by medics checking on Ruby.

"Aaaw poor scythe girl! Get well soon! #WhereDidYouBuyThoseBoots #IWantSome"

"Me and bestie about to wrestle for briefcases! Tweet us your thoughts! I'll live tweet!"

"Hey Donald, you can't say that! *Insert Angry Emoji*"

"Does anyone else think Carly Shay looks a lot like Miranda Cosgrove? #Spooky #LikeTwins"

Faye automatically retweets each post before entering the ring. They see FlutterDash getting up in one corner, both trying to make a game plan as iGeneration eyes them down. Meanwhile, Misaka gets up...and Sam grabs her and pulls her in for The Tenderizer Powerbomb! And after that, she grabs a limp Misaka and tosses her over the ropes. And now, they turn their full attention to FlutterDash. iGeneration looks at The Social Network and motions for them to help them.

"They're asking for help to handle the teens. iGeneration thinking an alliance." JR said.

"It's a VERY smart idea, I HAVE to say." Batista said. "I mean, they ally with one another...they get other teams out the way until the final...four? final two? Not bad, eh?"

"Poor FlutterDash being eyed like MEAT. They lasted THIS long and now are about to be thrown out by this duo of wolves." Said Kari.

Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash are prepared to fight...as Twyla begins thinking. Course, her mind is hooked to the site itself. So her tweets begin showing up on the bottom ticker of the screen (think when WWE shows tweets...only the audience can see them; no one in the ring can).

"Should we? It'd be sooo much easier! #EasyWinsAreBestWins"

"I wonder if Harambe is still funny..."

"iGeneration beat up the girl with the nice boots though..."

"Tough decisions...what should I do? Retweet or #HelpiGen or #BeatUpiGen"

The Social Network continue looking at iGen before looking at FlutterDash...

...and Sam YANKS Fluttershy from the corner and delivers The Jobber Clobber to her! Rainbow Dash snarls at Sam, challenging her before running and Carly catches her and Powersams her! Sam yells, "REMEMBER PROGRESS? LARIATS, BITCH!" at Rainbow Dash's face before running and JOBBER CLOBBERING Rainbow Dash! The internet icons and the internet Gijinkas are together. Sam runs and LARIATS Fluttershy next! And she is just LEVELING The Rainbooms with The Jobber Clobber!

"Sam Puckett is a VERY vicious girl with the meanest streak out of all of The Queendom..." Kari said. "The Jobber Clobber is QUICK and EASY to use, so of course she'll spam it."

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash crawls up on the leg of Faye, who is busy checking Facebook posts. She groans is shakes Dash off, but then Dash tries to use Faye to stand up again. "Really?" She groans before putting her phone up. Dash would be defiant to her VERY last breath in this match. THAT much is true. Fluttershy was also trying to stand up, but Sam puts a foot on her back to keep her from moving...and then starts digging her foot into her back. She lets out a small squeal, which made Twyla put her hands to her mouth. Faye gave her a glare and said, "Really...? This is the thing you use your emoticons for?"

"She looks so sad... #SheLooksLikeACutePony"

"...This is ridiculous..." Faye said, checking the retweets. After seeing THAT, she groans and just shrugs. "Whatever."

"...Is anyone checking Twitter?" Batista asked. "Because..."

"Yes...yes I see it." Said Jim Ross. "I am amazed at the powers these characters have at times."

Sam commands them to throw out Rainbow Dash, though Faye didn't like her tone. "...Excuse me?"

"...THROW...OUT...THE BLUE BITCH..." Sam says in a condescending tone while knocking on Faye's head. But Faye SLAPS the hand away from her. Now the crowd starts cheering...as Twyla chose her hashtag thanks to the fans and began stepping to iGen...

"I think...I think they made have chosen their answer..." Said Kari with a smirk.

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...UNTIL THE FLAWLESS GIRLS ATTACK THE NETWORK FROM BEHIND!

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"Looks like SOMEBODY took the offer..." Groaned Kari.

"Man...shoot...I'd take it too! Team up with a badass team like THAT!" Exclaimed Dashie.

iGeneration, watching as they finally escort Ruby from the ringside area on a stretcher to the back. Weiss follows her, and...well Blake is MIA. Yang is still feeling woozy, and they're still trying to figure out how to get her off the turnbuckle without needing to remove the arm. iGen haven't felt strong enough though. So while The FGs handle FlutterDash and The Social Network, they exit the ring AND START PUNCHING AT YANG EVEN MORE!

"Oh for the love of GOD, leave her BE!" Exclaimed JR.

BUUZZZ!

"iGeneration taking PERVERSE PLEASURE in beating up on an already hurt Yang!" Snob said, "This isn't kinky! There is NO safe word!"

And I hate how somehow I always give in

To those lips that can paralyze

Though I know that she is the devil

She's so beautiful, so evil

"THERE IS A SAFEWORD!" Kari screamed while the crowd POPPED, "IT'S 'EVIL'!"

And THIS SONG got iGen to PAUSE and look in shock. They FORGOT this team was in the match! And for ONCE, the crowd was ACTUALLY cheering for-

#17: Evil Beauty (ACW)

Allison Wilson & Eliza Hart run as fast as they can down the ram, taking its sharp left turn as they try to get to iGeneration! They leave Yang alone now...these two teams have BEEF! Real beef!

"And you see how they STOPPED when Wilson & Hart came out! HATRED! PURE HATRED between The Horsewomen and Evil Beauty!" Exclaimed JR as they met on the ramp, "AND HERE WE GO! ACW FEUD ON THE FWAs, EVIL BEAUTY FACING OFF AGAINST THE HORSEWOMEN! RIGHTS AND LEFTS ARE BEING TRADED, LADIES & GENTLEMEN! THIS IS MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A BARN FILLED WITH NITROGLYCERIN! OOH! HART THROWING CARLY INTO THE BARRICADE!"

And Sam goes for another Jobber Clobber, but Allison trips Sam and she goes head first into the ring apron! And then she grabs Sam and CHUCKS HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS!

Meanwhile, in the ring, Amber picks up a dazed Fluttershy as she tries to crawl away from The Flawless Girls. Rainbow Dash refused to roll out. She felt it was more honorable to stay in and be eliminated then wait outside. Amber & Eliza Double Suplex lift her and put her on the apron. And then Amber runs, smirking as she goes to eliminate the dazed Fluttershy who pulls the rope down AND SENDS AMBER FLYING OUT OF THE RING!

"FLUTTERSHY WITH BARELY ANY POWER OUTSMARTS AMBER! FLAWLESS GIRLS ARE OUT! iGENERATION HAVE NO ALLIES IN THIS MATCH!" Exclaimed JR.

"PERFECT KARMA, FOLKS!" Kari shouted. "FLAWLESS GIRLS ARE OUT...SORRY REVOLUTION! ...Or NOT sorry..."

Amber PLEADS that she wasn't ready! That wasn't her real run! Eliza tries to also plead her case, but NO ONE is listening! The referee at ringside tells them both to GET OUT!

"Now let's see you make a long journey BACK UP that ramp!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "Acting RIDICULOUS on your way here!"

The Flawless Girls sigh, beginning their long journey back up the ramp...

...as the counter starts again while FlutterDash and The Social Network look at one another. Rainbow Dash says, "Thanks..."...

...and Faye kicks the hand away and goes back to her old ways, beating up on the war weary blue girl! And Twyla shrugs and says, "#Sorry" before delivering a Running Impaler DDT to Fluttershy!

"WELL...they had hearts for a MOMENT. They didn't eliminate FlutterDash early on." Snob said.

"May be a dumb idea too..." Said Batista.

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My life

My love

My sex

My drug

My lust

My god it ain't no sin

Can I get it

Can I get an amen

My grace

My church

My pain

My tears

My hurt

My god, I'll say it again

Can I get it

Can I get an amen

#18: Shego & Gaz (WWT)

The crowd gives their love and appreciation for WWT as the veterans walk out...though anyone who knows WWT knows this team is possibly the shakiest in the entire match.

"W-W-T! W-W-T!" The crowd chants as Gaz and Shego just bypass the security scuffle and enter the ring.

"WWT fans know the deal here...these two...RIVALS. And I am surprised WWT put them in the match. But if anyone represents WWT's females, it's Shego." Said JR.

The Social Network about to have a BALL handling these two!" Exclaimed Batista. "They couldn't get along to save their lives..."

Gaz steps in the ring and aims right for the stomach of Faye! Twyla gets Shego, who ducks a Roundhouse and begins throwing body shots RAPIDLY! Shego pushes her to the ropes and catches Twyla into a Bearhug...and then a Sitout Spinebuster! Faye is thrown to Shego by Gaz, feeding her somebody so she can deliver to Faye The Trip to Go City (Fireman Carry Driver)! The alliance is uneasy...but they stare one another down and keep it up for now. At LEAST for this one last moment of WWT pride.

Meanwhile, iGeneration get back into the ring and await Evil Beauty to roll in. Of course, Allison & Eliza slide in and continue the fight in the ring!

(*SKIP*)

The match has returned to a bit of normalcy that wasn't seen since iGen's arrival. Allison is trying to trade hands with Sam. And Carly and Eliza just rip at one another's heads with hair pulling and fists. Meanwhile, Gaz throws Fluttershy to Shego so she can boot her down. And then Rainbow Dash is thrown...but she manages to Front Dropkick Shego and then turn around into a Crossbody from Gaz!

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...The AP system plays the loud stylings of "A Victim A Target" by Misery Signals. Some believe it to be Roderick Strong as he undergoes a sex change and clones himself. But no...it's just the other dysfunctional tag team in the match...

#19: Stark-Blooded (CCW)

"If one could describe this odd-ball team, I think it'd be..."

"Stupid." Batista interrupted JR. "Stupid. ...Stupid."

"You just hate fun." Kari teased.

"SANSA DOES NOT WANT ANY PART OF IT..." Bellowed Batista. "And neither do I!"

"Yes well if they want to give CCW it's second briefcase, they'd better fall in line." Brad said. "JUST saying..."

Sansa just keeps her grimace while crossing her arms. She stares at the scene...and groans. Mileena hops onto the apron, and then goads her partner to come up as well. Sansa, because the allure of gold attracts her, just hops on the apron too and enters the ring. Who do they go after? Why, Gaz & Shego first! Stark just glares at Gaz, who glares back at Stark. Both have the same look..."I do not want to be here, but gold is my favorite color". Shego and Mileena look at each other, shrugging while trying to understand the issues their partners have. The green girls then begin to trade fists, getting into the spirit of the match...

...while Gaz and Sansa just continue glaring at one another. Their arms are crossed...they give side glares to their brawling partners...entertaining thoughts of mutiny...

...if only gold weren't so alluring.

Gaz throws a right, and Sansa catches it and lifts her up with a Half Nelson! But Gaz gets behind her and Dropkicks her to the ropes! Sansa turns around ad catches Gaz with an Inverted Atomic Drop! She is holding her groin, and Sansa grabs the arm and pushes out and pulls her in-Lady Slayer (Rainmaker) is flipped through with a BEAUTIFUL counter as Gaz flips to the back of Sansa and delivers a Headscissors that SPIKES her onto the mat! The two ladies get up and start WRESTLING...CHAIN WRESTLING...

...and Shego and Mileena stop their brawling to watch Gaz and Sansa go at it. They see the technician-based counters each are pulling off. And Mileena and Shego just shake their heads.

"Man they are try-hards, eh?" Mileena quipped while elbowing Shego. Shego...just ignored Mileena.

"What even is happening right now? Can we go back to the crazy violence?" Batista asked.

(*SKIP*)

Crews are still at work trying to remove Yang from the magnet. It was a VERY strong magnet. And the robot arm was malfunctioning due to it.

Meanwhile, now Social Network are working on iGeneration. Twyla grabs Carly and she grabs her phone. She takes a selfie...which appears on the TitanTron as the crowd cheers Twyla holding a dazed Carly...and throws her head first into a Crescent Kick from Faye! Account Banned!

Rainbow Dash grabs Gaz and slams her head into the corner while trying to eliminate her. Mileena pulls Dash off and lifts her up and PLANTS her with a Sit-out Chokeslam!

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"Remember" by Ember McClain plays to a pretty loud tone, and the we get the OBVIOUS entrant...and her now revealed mystery partner...

#20: Ember McClain & Kitty

The rockstar ghost, who ALSO gets "WWT" chants is accompanied by another ghost girl named Kitty.

"Kitty...a ghost alongside Ember McClain." JR said. "I can see a slight WWT alliance forming...but Ember and Gaz...really, just Gaz and ANY female there was a volatile cocktail of angry emotions."

Ember slides in, brandishing her guitar and wishing that that Casey Lynch girl was still in the match. Kitty SMASHES her purse into the head of Mileena, though...who turns around AND GETS EMBER'S GUITAR TO THE HEAD! ...AND THE GUITAR DIDN'T EVEN BREAK INTO PIECES!

"OOOOOH...GOOD LORD..." JR cringed. "If that isn't worth a few concussion tests..."

"Dayum...babygirl just put Mileena to SLEEP." Exclaimed Dash.

Mileena holds her head and tries to get up as it massively throbs now. And Ember throws her guitar down and goes to pick up Mileena. Sansa sees this and gets puts into a Cradle hold and a Cradle DDT PLANTS Sansa...while Ember delivers The Rock 'n Roll (K2) to plant Mileena firmly into the mat!

"Hey, MAKING A STATEMENT...I like that." Batista said. "They're making a huge one-OH! Gaz decking Ember! And here we go with the Gaz hatred!"

Gaz and Ember start brawling near the ropes while Kitty is punching at Shego before she's lifted up and rammed into the near right corner.

(*SKIP*)

The woozy Mileena is grabbed by Ember and is about to be thrown over the ropes. However, Sansa pulls her away from Ember...and Ember turns around and gets her arm grabbed-LADY SLAYER! Laid OUT. Ember gets put on the mat, and Mileena goes to hug Sansa only to get pushed away.

Allison has the legs of Shego, and she's trying to throw her out and SHE IS ALMOST THERE-no, Shego puts her weight down and elbows her off...

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..."Step into the Grand Tour" plays to a loud mixed reaction, and we get the kids of two legends...from an alternate continuity...

#21: GT Pan & GT Bra

"The granddaughter of Goku, the daughter of Vegeta...only way you'd see this team it seems..." Said JR said, "Bulla's a queen in UCA's developmental and Pan hasn't worked in WWE for a minute."

"And we would like to add that we are doing The FWA award giving ceremony differently this year. Not every award will get a speech.." Kari said. "So we will give you news of official award winners while the big awards still get their deserved speeches. So we can announce that the judges decided on the following awards:

Couple of the Year goes to Jason Grace & Annabeth Chase (UWE)

Manager of the Year goes to Freakshow (WWT)

and Heel Turn of the Year goes to Cole MacGrath (UWE)

"And yes, we interrupted a match for this." Kari said with a shrug. "We'll be doing this a few times tonight. Mostly during slow periods."

GT Pan, already in the ring, joined in on the fray by trying to eliminate Sam Puckett. But Sam punched her off and then gets a Diving Shining Wizard from Bra!

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"Stark-Blooded getting some momentum going despite the head injury..." Said JR as Sansa Irish Whips Mileena into GT Pan...who puts two legs up. "Never mind, now Pan going to the middle rope-Double Axe Handle!"

Meanwhile, Sam is screaming in Allison's ear while trying to flip her over the ropes. And Carly runs to help her. Allison is hanging on for dear life, and here comes Eliza with a double forearm to knock them off of Allison! Wilson lands on the apron and simply rolls back in as the count begins anew...

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You're the devil

You're a filthy piece of trash

Gotta brush you off my shoulder

Gonna let you kiss my ass

You're a diablo [x5]

You're so damn evil

You're a diablo [x5]

Your shit is evil

Despite Fluttershy's telling Rainbow Dash to slow down and pace herself, she just won't listen. And then hearing this song means that she's gong to need to work overtime in her head.

#22: The Dragonslayers (PROGRESS)

Lily, wearing a Universal shirt, just dusts her hands while Sophie, wearing a PROGRESS shirt, walks into this match with a smirk. As they walk by Yang, they simply snicker at her magnetic predicament.

"Was that really called for?" JR asked.

"Hey, Yang is with Beacon Academy, who hangs around demigods a lot." Batista said. "And as Coach Wade told me earlier today, 'It's Always A Dud, If It Comes from Half-Blood"

"What a scholar that Coach Wade is, huh?" JR, with just a hint (yup...a hint) of sarcasm.

"Also keep in mind that The Rainbooms and The Dragonslayers have had some issues in PROGRESS in the past..." Kari said.

Lily hops onto the apron and enters...after Sophie runs in and begins challenge beasting with a Belly to Belly to Mileena! She then grabs onto Fluttershy, who manages to break free from a hold and start punching at Sophie. But Lily comes from behind and flips her around. After a punch to Fluttershy, the yellow girl is groggy and gets lifted and Spinebustered! Fluttershy hops on Sophie's back...but gets thrown off. And Lily & Sophie deliver a DOUBLE Lariat to Rainbow Dash, nearly flipping her on her head!

'Good GOD..." JR Cringed.

"The Rainbooms have been in since No. 5...they're nearing the end. But can they hold out?" Brad asked, "I say 'no', but I can be proven wrong."

Sansa, after a High Knee to the jaw of Ember, grabs onto Ember and lifts her up...Flapjack onto the ropes! She then tries throwing her over...revenge for the guitar shot. But here comes Kitty...Kitty with guitar in hand...

"Mileena, MILEENA! Watch out!" Exclaimed Kari.

Thankfully, Mileena YANKS the guitar from Kitty and begins threatening her with it. The ghost puts her hands up and pleads for her life, asking Mileena to not hit her! But the crowd chants, "YES! YES! YES! YES!" And Mileena winds up a guitar shot...

...and the swing-is missed-AND HITS SANSA RIGHT ON HER HEAD! NO BREAKAGE! JUST A STIFF SHOT!

"OUCH! That guitar AGAIN making Mileena & Stark TARGETS! And Mileena accidently hitting Stark! But it was an accident!" Kari exclaimed.

"It may have been an accident...but it'll be a COSTLY accident." Said Batista as Kitty takes advantage of a shocked Mileena to grab her from behind and plant her with a Reverse DDT! And the barely functioning Sansa is grabbed by Ember and dumped over the top rope!

"EMBER & KITTY get an elimination! Stark-Blooded is out of here!" Exclaimed JR. "And somewhere, Zero is having a hissy fit!"

"He shouldn't fit for too long...his ribs might hurt again." Snob chuckled.

Mileena rolls out of the ring, trying to apologize to Sansa as medics check on her as well. TWO concussion tests will need to be administered to Sansa and Mileena.

(*SKIP*)

Bra heads to the top of the near right corner, preparing a dive onto a downed Shego. She jumps off...SPLASH onto Shego! And Pan uses this as a way to grab onto Shego and THROWS her over the top rope! Thankfully, Shego lands on the apron...and Pan tries to throw her over the ropes. But Shego GRABS her and BOUNCES her head off the near right corner post! And Gaz, after stomping out Bra, runs and CLOTHESLINES Pan over the top rope!

"And Pan is out, ladies & gentlemen! Pan & Bra, very good team in a VERY tough field-OH WAIT iGENERATION!" JR squealed as Sam runs into Gaz and sends her into Shego...which sends Shego off the apron!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Well DAMN." Snob groaned.

"WWT out the match, Sam Puckett screaming in Gaz's face!" Exclaimed Kari.

Sam screams, "REAL QUEENS OF NICKELODEON, THANK YOUUU VERY MUCH!" before blowing her off and grabbing onto Twyla and slamming her head into the mat.

"Ouch! #ThatHurt #ButReallyWhereDidRubyGetThoseBoots ? *Crying Emoji*"

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Meanwhile, on the outside, Shego begins chastising Gaz for not paying attention. And Gaz just spits in her direction and leaves the ring. "I don't have anymore obligations for you brats." She says before grabbing her portable game and starts playing it...

...but she can't find her game console...at least for a second. She DOES find it eventually...

...when The No. 23 team picks it up...

"Ooooooooooh..." Goes the crowd, knowing that that console was probably Gaz's entire life. Gaz's eyes grow large when she sees the console in the hands of...

#23: Scanty & Kneesocks (CWF)

"Scanty & Kneesocks is CWF's representatives, big in their Women's Division." Said JR. "And I think...Gaz might be breaking one of their rules..."

"NO VIDEO GAMES IN THE RING..." Scanty declared.

"It's not proper etiquette in the ring. If you'd follow Scanty & Kneesocks' Rurus...you'd know..." Kneesocks added...

...before SNAPPING the game system over her knee...

"OOOOH NO..." JR held his hat.

"Good Lord, women...you don't just BREAK a person like that!" Kari exclaimed.

"Yo that's just low-down..." Dashie chimed in.

"...What the hell are you all going on about, it's just a video game." Batista did not care.

Gaz had to check on her precious system...broken...destroyed...nothing but pieces on the ground...she felt sharp pains in her stomach...her head was light...her vision was blurry...Shego, at her side, only stood in confusion as it seemed Gaz was going into convulsions. EMTs had to rush over and help out AGAIN.

"Man this match is brutal..." Kari said. "Just sickening, Scanty & Kneesocks...sickening..."

"...IT'S JUST A STUPID GAME SYSTEM!" Batista screamed.

Despite her predicament, Yang was able to put a hand on Gaz and rub her head. "Shhhh...it'll be okay...it'll be okay..."

"YOU SICK FUCKS! YOU SICK FUCKS!" The crowd screamed at Scanty & Kneesocks, who simply shrugged and went about their day.

(*SKIP*)

As they administer a breathing apparatus to Gaz so she can get some oxygen to her lungs...

The counter starts again. Sam picks up Lily and puts her on the top of the far left corner. And then backs up and KNOCKS HER OFF WITH A SHOVE...

...but Lily SOMEHOW BACKFLIPS AND PLANTS HER FEET FIRMLY ON THE STEEL STEPS!

Crowd: WOOOOW!

"WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, WHAT A SAVE!" Exclaimed JR as the crowd actually gives Lily her props for that landing. She gracefully holds her hands up and then bows to everyone. Even Sam, open jaw and everything, had to slowly clap for that one.

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Because I don't speak human, you can't understand a word I'm saying

I don't speak human, you can't understand a word I'm saying

#24: San & Nausicaa (NCW)

The new duo from NCW, wearing NCW shirts, walk down the ramp with one purpose in mind: put their names on the map. The pockets of, "N-C-DUB" chants can be heard. But they needed to make the rest of the crowd, who only gave them a lukewarm reaction, know their names.

"This teams needs the recognition. It's Nausicaa & San, the Miyazaki Maidens who have been rising up the card in NCW's Women's Tag Division." JR said.

Lily enters the ring and sees Nausicaa springboard over her head and divebomb onto iGeneration and Evil Beauty! And San slides in and elbows Lily down before spinning and Rolling Elbowing Kitty in the jaw! Nausicaa, meanwhile gets clobbered in the back of the head by Sophie! Nausicaa stumbles, then makes her way to the ropes. Sophie runs...CLOTHESLINE-misses as Nausicaa actually hops over the ropes onto the apron to dodge the Clothesline! Then she hops over the ropes to dodge a an elbow that would have taken her off the apron! Sophie Clothesline AGAIN...and Nausicaa hops on the apron once more...and the two continue this song and dance for a while (which entertains the crowd)...until Nausicaa wraps her legs around the neck of Sophie and starts trying to Headscissor her over the ropes!

...But Sophie, using her superior power, LIFTS Nausicaa up in a Prawn Hold!

"I think Nauseous was messing around with Lily for FAR too long!" Exclaimed Batista.

...AND SOPHIE RUNS RUNS AND THROWS NAUSICAA OVER THE ROPES WITH A POWERBOMB-BUT NAUSICAA IS ABLE TO AVOID ELIMINATION BY PUTTING ALL THE SHOCK INTO HER BACK AND ONE LEG! IT HURTS WORSE THAN NORMAL...BUT SHE'S STILL IN!

"WELL HEY, SHE MANAGED TO SAVE HERSELF FROM ELIMINATION...BUT IT WASN'T BETTER THAN LILY'S!" Batista exclaimed.

"Taking the risk of ADDED PAIN, Nausicaa SAVED HERSELF and SAN...but how is she getting back to the ring?" JR asked.

Seeing nothing around her...she decides to see if she can do this one method of saving their match.

...She decides to butt scooch her way across the floor. Using her arms and one foot, she slides her back across the floor on her way to the ringside area. Lily, seeing this, just rolls her eyes. "MINE WAS COOLER!" Though the crowd was more impressed with the risk of pain Nausicaa took than Lily's flippy stuff...okay they actually thought both were cool, but we're trying to build babyfaces here.

Nausicaa manages to put a foot on the steel steps...then another foot...and then stands up on the steps before making her way back into the ring!

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Ember lifts up Rainbow Dash and puts her between her legs. With a lift from The Standing Headscissors into The Prawn Hold, Ember runs to the ropes and-RAINBOW DASH HEADSCISSORS HER OVER THE ROPES!

"ANOTHER ELIMINATION for FlutterDash!" JR exclaimed as the crowd was behind the multicolored duo. "And-OH DRAGONSLAYERS!"

LILY WITH THE LARIAT-NO! RAINBOW DUCKS AND PELE KICKS HER IN THE SKULL!

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"They've survived TWENTY PEOPLE." Exclaimed Jim Ross said about FlutterDash. "TWENTY TEAMS...have entered this match."

Rainbow Dash rolls back into the ring...

I, I'm invincible

I'm unshakable

Through the truth in my soul

The crowd wasn't sure who this was, save for the smallest group of people. But out from the back came a team that was probably in Australia...

#25: Sailor Venus & Canaan (formerly BDW)

ONCE the crowd saw a Sailor Scout who WASN'T Sailor Moon, they gave her a sizeable cheer.

"Ladies & gentlemen, this is Sailor VENUS. The one who, ironically enough, was fashion and beauty conscious...and yet went to numerous hardcore companies around the world." JR said. "This is a student she picked up along the way. Her name is Canaan. And she's...well...I don't know TOO much about her. But she was also in the same company as Venus at one point. Some underground group called BDW."

"Well let's see what she taught her student..." Kari said. "Heard they were part of that Independent Olympics show down in Australia."

Venus enters the ring, stepping over EMTs giving Gaz blood transfusions at ringside. Canaan steps onto the apron, and then flies over them all onto iGeneration with a Crossbody! After Dropkicking Fluttershy and Roundhousing Allison, she pushes Eliza into Venus. She gets hoisted into the Fireman's Carry, then given a Rolling Fireman's Carry Slam! But no reprieve for Eliza, who gets a HUGE Diving Double Footstomp by Canaan...

...and even THEN, there is no reprieve thanks to the Moonsault, Venus delivers onto her!

"WHOA! That was FIRE, y'all! These bitches is RUTHLESS..." Dashie exclaimed.

"Yeah...Canaan seems very excited to be in this match. Her first big moment on a main stage. She isn't signed anywhere, along with Venus, but with this kind of performance she COULD go far." Kari said.

"They called THAT barrage of their own finishing maneuvers The Shattered Eclipse." JR said.

Venus grabs Faye and lifts her onto one shoulder. Canaan springboards off the ropes and FLYING KNEE to Faye's skull!

Meanwhile, Kneesocks is trying to throw San over. But Nausicaa's Missile Dropkick saves her partner! They HAVE to survive now! They're SO CLOSE to the end! And they KNOW who No. 26. They want to make a statement!

"San & Nausicaa trying to survive. No. 26 are your NCW Women's Tag Team Champions, Sweet Diva. And they want to make a huge impression on the higher ups here..." Said JR. "But Scanty & Kneesocks just AREN'T allowing it!"

Kneesocks kicks Nausicaa in the chest, then grabs onto San and tries to send her over the ropes. San headbutts Kneesocks, then locks her in a Side Headlock and rubs her face on the ropes! Then, San tries to throw Kneesocks over the ropes. BUT SCANTY HOLDS ONTO SAN...AND KNEESOCKS SUPERKICKS HER! San is groggy...she's nearly limp...

...and Scanty & Kneesocks begins to throw San over-UNTIL SHE WAS SAVED BY A SCANTY & KNEESOCKS GETTING SHOCKED WITH A DEFIBRILATOR!

"OH GOD, IT'S GAZ! GAZ HAS AWAKENED WITH A BURNING RAGE! SHE'S SHOCKING THEM TO HIGH HELL! AND I THINK SHE'S GETTING SAN AS WELL, BUT I DON'T THINK SHE GIVES A DAMN!" JR screamed in his raspy voice!

"SHE'S USING A DEADLY WEAPON! POLICE! METROPOLIS PD! SUPERMAN! TW DO SOMETHING!" Batista screamed.

IT'S TURNED ALL THE WAY UP! SCANTY AND KNEESOCKS, CONVULSING ON THEIR FEET BEFORE BEING PUT DOWN TO THE GROUND! But she wasn't done yet. She picks up a chair she also dragged into the ring and BELTS IT ACROSS THE HEAD OF SCANTY...THEN RIGHT ON KNEESOCKS' DOME! And San...lying on the apron after ALSO receiving some of that shock, just rolls back into the ring and hopes she can recover.

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"YOU DESERVE IT! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*" The crowd chanted towards S&K while San grabs Kneesocks and just dumps her onto the floor! They FINALLY made it...the last people. The NCW Women's Tag Team Champions...

"Our FINAL competitors our about to come." Said JR. "FlutterDash, iGeneration, Evil Beauty, San & Nausicaa, Sailor Venus & Canaan, The Social Network, The Dragonslayers...the ring is CROWDED..."

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...since SELENA RICHARDSON gets on the apron-AND GETS AM IMMEDIATE ELBOW OFF BY SAN!

"Selena! She's trying to cheat for her girls!" Exclaimed JR. "Haven't we had ENOUGH?"

"Of COURSE not, JR." Kari said. "Can there ever be enough?"

San turns around, KNOWING Sweet Diva will be there. AND ELENA & SAKURA SLAM THEIR NCW TAG BELTS INTO THE FACES OF SAN & NAUSICAA! They throw their belts out of the ring, and then Elena & Sakura grab Nausicaa and throw her out of the ring!

"And here we go! IMMEDIATE elimination! Nausicaa & San eliminated off a distraction-AND SELENA THROWING SAN INTO THE STEEL STEPS!" JR growled. "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"

Once Nausicaa is kicked out the ring, Selena just jumps onto the apron and leaps off to PLANT her with a Springboard DDT!

#26: Sweet Diva (GAIA)

"GAIA's reps JUST so happen to be The NCW Tag Champions." Kari said. "Screwing over ANOTHER potential tag team in their division is just their way of keeping hold of the freaking division."

"It's called 'sending a message'." Batista said. "And they sent it LOUD & CLEAR to Nausicaa & San...DON'T challenge Sweet Diva unless you think you're ready. And they just aren't ready."

FlutterDash, iGeneration, Evil Beauty, Sailor Venus & Canaan, The Social Network, The Dragonslayers, Sweet Diva...no more competitors coming in. It was JUST between these seven teams...choose your side...

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Sam picks up Fluttershy and batters her face in with punches while Carly tries to throw Dash over the ropes...

Elena & Sakura were stomping out Twyla, with Faye having already been thrown over by the idols; thankfully, she was still on the apron...

Evil Beauty was writhing on the ground as The Dragonslayers were trying to throw Canaan over. Thankfully, she could kick them both off and run past them both. She bounces off the ropes and Rolling Elbows Lily...who is sent back into the ropes...AND COMES BACK WITH A PENDULUM LARIAT! Canaan is laid out, BUT SAILOR VENUS MOONSAULTS ONTO BOTH SLAYERS! Venus gets cheers along with Canaan, thanks to them beating up The Dragonslayers.

Elena sees Venus is distracted...so she runs over with Sakura AND BOTH RUSH VENUS AND THROW HER OVER THE ROPES! The crowd BOOS Sweet Diva, who bow and KICK CANAAN out of the ring as well!

"Canaan & Venus out! Just six teams LEFT...and over on the other side...I think The Rainbooms are trying to eliminate Evil Beauty!" Snob said.

Indeed, Rainbow Dash is trying to help Fluttershy with throwing Allison over the ropes. Eliza grabs Fluttershy from behind and throws her off. And then GUT KICK from Rainbow Dash! And then right hand to Rainbow Dash!

Elsewhere, Twyla is picked up by Lily and given a Headlock. Twyla then lifts Lily up and bounces her off the ropes! Faye and Twyla group up...and their kicks are caught by Sophie...who pulls them both in AND GIVES THEM CAPTURE SUPLEXES AT THE SAME TIME!

"Now THAT is strong! TWO Capture Suplexes by a former Survivor Challenge Beast in Sophie!" Batista exclaimed. "Ooooh...watch out LilYYYYY!"

JOBBER CLOBBER BY PUCKET TO LILY! Sophie turns around and goes for her own Lariat-NO! ANOTHER JOBBER CLOBBER TO SOPHIE! AND THEN A RUN ACROSS THE RING TO JOBBER CLOBBER ELENA...AND THEN A JOBBER CLOBBER TO SAKURA!

"HEADS ARE ROLLING, NECKS ARE BREAKING, SAM PUCKETT IS ON A RAMPAGE AROUND THE RING-DOUBLE JOBBER CLOBBER TO FLUTTERDASH!" JR shouted!

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Sam let out SUCH a primal scream, it echoed across the arena! But the Shuster Arena audience just boo Sam even louder than she can scream! Carly grabs Sophie and lifts her...Downloader (Brainbuster onto the knee) connects to Sophie, and ONCE AGAIN iGeneration are-wait...JOBBER CLOBBER TO EVIL BEAUTY-in full control again. Lily gets picked up, and is leaned against the ropes. Sam & Carly beat their chests as hard as they can...and then run to DOUBLE BICYCLE KICK LILY OVER THE ROPES!

"Lily is OUT of the ring! And-nooo, Lily saved herself! On the apron!" Jim Ross corrected himself. "My apologies, everyone! Lily trying to roll back into the ring..."

Sam sees this and grabs onto Lily, picking her up and putting her on her shoulders in an Inverted DVD. Carly springboards-AND GETS CAUGHT BY SOPHIE AND GIVEN A GERMAN SUPLEX THAT SENDS HER CLEAR ACROSS THE RING!

"WOOHOO MAN I dunno WHO I wanna win! Dragonslayers are AMAZING...but iGen are your TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR...it's such a DREAM FIGHT here!" Batista cheered.

"Try not to cream your pants..." Snob rolled his eyes.

Lily gets free of Sam and Sophie headbutts her in the chest! Now Sam is down, and Lily & Sophie decide to eliminate Sam...

...they run the ropes, Double Lariat-NEVER COMES, SINCE EVIL BEAUTY PULL THE ROPES DOWN AND SEND THE DRAGONSLAYERS FLYING OVER THE ROPES!

"EVIL BEAUTY WITH THE PURE TRICKERY! STEALING WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN iGENERATION'S ELIMINATION...AND SAVING THEM FROM THEIR OWN ELIMINATION!" Exclaimed Kari.

"EVIL BEAUTY SAVED THEM INADVERTANTLY...BUT I DOUBT THAT WAS THEIR PURE INTENTION!" Jim Ross said.

Lily and Sophie yell into the ring, especially when they see Rainbow Dash waving condescendingly towards them. Sophie & Lily try to regroup as the match continues...

...with Sweet Diva trying to throw Fluttershy over the ropes! Rainbow Dash sees this and runs...springboards...Diving Moonsault onto them! And Dash helps her partner up and stalks Elena for a big move. She jumps off the ropes...heads to the top of the near left corner with a leap, and spins with a Corkscrew Splash-that Elena rolls away from! Elena grabs onto the ropes, and picks herself up while Sakura grabs Fluttershy AGAIN. Double Front Mat Slam...They lift her up and have her on their shoulders...

...but Fluttershy keeps TIGHT hold of The NCW Tag Team Champion's heads! Front Headlocks! Pulling them over the ropes! FLUTTERSHY TRYING TO SAVE HER CHANCES BY HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!

"Fluttershy trying to survive, holding the heads of The NCW Women's Tag Team Champions! Elena & Sakura...flailing about-OOOOOOH THEY LIFTED HER CLEAR OFF THE APRON, THROWING HER OFF..." JR said...

...but they didn't GET to throw her off because SHE WAS STILL HANGING ON! AND WHEN SHE DROPPED, THEY WERE BOTH BEING LIFTED OFF THE GROUND! ELENA & SAKURA OVER THE ROPES...FLUTTERSHY NEARLY OFF THE APRON...

...AND RAINBOW DASH SLIDES OUT ONTO THE APRON TO HELP HER PARTNER!

"The Champs over the ropes! FlutterDash may have their names PLANTED OVER THE BUSINESS IF THEY HIT THE FINAL FOUR!" Snob said. "THESE DOUG CHARACTERS MAY JUST PULL OUT A HUGE UPSET ELIMINATION!"

Nearly over the ropes...NEARLY OVER THE ROPES...FLUTTERDASH HAS THEM FULLY OVER THE ROPES-SO SAM & CARLY RUN AND KNOCK ALL FOUR GIRLS OFF THE APRON AND RIGHT TO THE FLOOR!

"DAMMIT!" JR cursed, "DAMMIT!"

"iGENERATION STEALING THE LAST ELIMINATIONS...A FINAL THREE FOR THE BEST OF THE BEST!" Snob yelled."OH THIS CROWD IS WHITE HOT PISSED!"

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"THE HORSEWOMEN PUNCH THEIR TICKETS TO THE END! THE SOCIAL NETWORK, EVIL BEAUTY, iGENERATION...ONE OF THESE TEAMS ARE GONNA HOLD UP A BRIEFCASE!" Batista cheered.

...along with the crowd...

Dash SLAPS the apron and nearly curses out of frustration. But Fluttershy tries to stop her before she gets too mad. The crowd DOES give them their props by clapping for them though.

"They lasted THE LONGEST in active time in the ring." JR said. "THAT is something to be proud of for a team that is just starting out. No shame, girls!"

"No shame? They lost. That's all the shame." Batista said.

"Please Dave..." Kari sighed.

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash give high-fives and deicde to leave the ringside to claps. But Sam throws a giant chicken leg at the two before yelling, "THIS ISN'T ABOUT THEM!" And Carly yells, "FREDDIE! RECORD THIS!" And just as he was asked, Benson pulls out his camera and records this. And thanks to his tech savviness, he was able to have his camera hooked up to the 'Tron".

"HELLO EVERYONE! Welcome to a SPECIAL RETURN EDITION...of 'iCarly'! Yes, the VICTORY EDITION! Carly & Sam...the final three...with the selfie hoes and the not-so-evil uglies! I will be your HOST for this edition while the girls bring home VICTORY and a BRIEFCASE to The Queendom!"

"Oh will you give me a break..." JR says while the crowd boos even louder.

"Oh yeah! Hey Freddie! Get a load of us right here!" Batista cheered. Freddie recorded the commentary table, going to Batista and trying to get his thoughts.

"Hey! Question! Batista...who is winning this briefcase? You got an answer?" Freddie asked.

Dave pondered for a bit, "Well I mean its gotta be iGeneration! I like the other teams, but MAN iGen are on a ROLL!" Exclaimed Batista.

"Well don't get too cocky son..." JR told Freddie. "Now BOTH teammates must be eliminated. And-"

"Yeah yeah old man!" Freddie stole JR's cowboy hat and wore it on his head. "'Yeehaw! My opinions matter! I pretend to be a REAL commentator'."

"Hey now! Give that back!" JR swiped at Benson, who just strutted off with JR's hat. The crowd gives him nuclear heat...because insulting JR is basically apostasy to wrestling fans.

"Well screw you too, kid...you're not gonna like what's around that corner..." JR said.

"Ladies & gentlemen! I present to you! YOUR WINNERS..." Freddie heard the crowd's building up cheers, and smirked. "Yes yes, I know! I know! You don't have to cheer! They...they...they..." Freddie stopped in his tracks. His feet were still...his breathing stunted...

...while he saw the crews finally safely rip Yang's arm from the magnet...

...Yang's eyes went red...

...and her hair began to glow and flow wildly...

..,and she put her whole gaze on Benson...

Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

"...NO NO NO NO NO...SHE WAS ELIMINATED!" Batista shrieked. "WASN'T SHE!?"

"iGeneration and The Queendom, in their rush to attack, did NOT send them OVER the ropes..." JR said. "THIS...this will be CATHARTIC..."

Sam & Carly stay in the ring; not because Freddie wasn't worth saving, but because they had a match to win. AND because Eliza & Allison began to attack them while Faye & Twyla stayed in the corner!

And Freddie is backing away from Yang, who is making her slow approach...

...he books it around the corner as fast as he can from a RUSHING YANG BULLDOZING THROUGH EVEN CAMERAMEN TO GET TO FREDDIE! Benson then runs into BLAKE! And his slight distraction allows Yang to catch up to him AND NEARLY BREAK HIM IN HALF WITH A SPEAR! The camera scene goes crazy on the 'Tron, and Yang ends the feed with a STOMP to the camera!

...and NOW Bumblebee stares right into the ring where iGeneration is. The crowd is at a fever pitch. "YANG'S GONNA KILL YOU! BLAKE'S GONNA KILL YOU! YANG'S GONNA KILL YOU! BLAKE'S GONNA KILL YOU!" The crowd teases Carly and Sam. But Sam just gets free and CHALLENGES Yang to get in the ring! She GOADS her.

"YOUR SISTER'S NECK FELT REAL SOFT, BITCH, COME ON!" Sam mocked Yang. But it wasn't like she needed to.

"YANG...BLAKE...THE TRUE FINAL FOUR! BUMBLEBEE IS SITLL IN THE MATCH!" JR shouted while Blake kindly gave JR his hat back. "Thank you, Ms. Belladonna! NOW GO IN THERE AND KICK THEIR ASSES!"

After she EXPLODES into a fiery yellow aura, Yang RUSHES into the ring at Sam's behest AND THE BRAWLERS GO AT IT WHEN YANG LIFTS SAM AND DRIVES HER BACK FIRST INTO THE NEAR LEFT CORNER! SHOULDER THRUSTS GALORE AS SAM HAS THE AIR PUSHED OUT OF HER! AND BLAKE RUSHES OVER TO THEM AND JUMPS TO KNEE THE FACE OF PUCKETT!

Yang lets go and runs-SPEAR TO CARLY! Eliza THEN GETS HER OWN SPEAR! AND SO DOES TWYLA! ALLISON GETS A SPEAR! FAYE GETS A SPEAR! Blake picks up Sam and throws her to Yang SO SHE GETS THE STIFFEST SPEAR OF THEM ALL!

"YANG AND BLAKE CLEARING HOUSE THE SECOND THEY STEP BACK INTO THEIR RING! THIS IS THE CLAIM THEY'VE MADE! THIS IS THEIR RING, THEIR MATCH, THEIR BRIEFCASES!" Jim Ross shouted.

Yang picks up Carly and runs her over AND TOSSES HER CLEAR OVER THE ROPES!

"AND OUT GOES CARLY! And once again, this is the FINAL FOUR! BOTH members MUST be eliminated!" Jim Ross exclaimed.

Eliza gets up to a knee-GAMBOL SHROUD LAYS HER BACK OUT! And Blake grabs Eliza and THROWS HER CLEAR OVER THE ROPES! The crowd is UPROARIOUS with joy as Bumblebee starts taking over once again! Faye & Twyla get back up...and Yang's red eyed aura rage is NOT OVER...

...she runs towards The Social Network, TWO arms for the girls on the ropes. Faye PUSHES Twyla out the way AS SHE GETS CLOTHESLINED OVER THE TOP ROPE BY YANG!

"FAYE RESCUING HER OWN PARTNER FROM THE WRATH OF YANG XIAO LONG! FIERY FIRECRACKER EXPLODING ONTO THE SCENE! AND BUMBLEBEE IS-JOBBER CLOBBER SENDS YANG OVER THE TOP OH GOD!" JR screamed!

Yang GOES OVER THE TOP! ...BUT SHE LANDS ON THE APRON...and manages to stand up! Sam stays right on her, punching her square in the face before headbutting her! Yang punches the face of Sam, and then Sam comes back with a HUGE forearm! Yang is dazed, and Sam goes for a normal Lariat-that Yang ducks and she SHOULDER THRUSTS Sam from between the ropes! She puts her head between Sam's legs and lifts her up...

...and Sam is holding onto the ropes! With the leverage, she tries to keep her wait down so Yang can't toss her! BUT YANG IS TOO STRONG!

...

...SAM GETS-SAVED BY CARLY WHO YANKS ON YANG'S LEGS!

"SHE'S ELIMINATED! SAM-GETS SAVED BY HER PARTNER!" Jim Ross shouted while commentary simply lets him do his thing for now. He was reeeally into this match.

Yang KICKS Carly off, and GETS A FINAL JOBBER CLOBBER THAT SENDS HER FLYING OFF THE APRON!

"BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL DIVERSIONARY TACTICS BY GAIA'S TAG CHAMPIONS! YANG THE CRYBABY OUT THE MATCH!" Exclaimed Batista.

"OH QUIET, THIS IS JUST PAR FOR THE COURSE FOR iGENERATION AT THIS POINT!" Exclaimed Jim Ross, "I CANNOT BELIEVE-ACTUALLY, I CAN BELIEVE! THOSE TWO ARE MORE CROOKED THAN A LOPSIDED POLITICIAN!"

Yang is on the ground, in disbelief over the fact that iGeneration STILL got her out. But she isn't allowed to think BECAUSE CARLY BICYCLE KICKS YANG IN THE FACE!

"And of COURSE. The INSULT TO INJURY...Carly's rendition of The Senshi Boot from the so called 'retired' Hall of Famer." Jim Ross groaned. "If you didn't know by now, folks...VENGEANCE was the name of the game. And it seems Yang just LOST."

"Blake in the ring by herself, but do NOT count Blake out. She's trying her best to go solo in a small company called SPARK, born out of the ashes of FTW." Kari said, "Blake isn't incompetent. She IS an experienced fighter. And at this point, it's EVERY girl for herself!"

"Allison Wilson representing Evil Beauty and ACW...Sam Puckett representing iGeneration and The Queendom...Blake representing Team Bumblebee and CEW...and Twyla Twitter representing The Social Network and SPARK...who WINS? WHO GETS THE BRIEFCASE AND GOES HOOOME THE BEEEST-AAAH!" Dashie declared...

...as each girl takes a corner. Twyla in the far right one, looking around while thinking in tweets being shown at the bottom ticker. "Wish me luck! #ThanksBestie #xoxoxo"

...Allison Wilson, chomping a the bit to run out and fight somebody, and keeping her gaze squarely on Sam...

...Blake Belladonna, who is cracking her knuckles and looking around, making sure her eyes are on everyone...

...and Sam Puckett, who has eyes on all three girls; she has made a lot of enemies in this match...

"If you've got flags, wave them HIGH, because WE ARE IN THE FINAL STRETCH!" Exclaimed Brad as a section of the audience chanted, "BLAKE! BLAKE! BLAKE! BLAKE!" while others were silently tweeting "#GoTwyla" on Twitter and others chanted "E-VIL BEAUTY! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*" due to the nature of the ACW feud. And Sam...well she may have had her small fandom, but she was mostly focused on smack talking all of them...

...SO ALL THREE GIRLS DECIDE TO GO AFTER SAM!

"And three girls create a TEMPORARY alliance to handle Puckett! The biggest threat of the match right now!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.

Sam punches off Twyla, then pushes Blake and lifts Allison and runs with her to the OTHER side of the ring! She RAMS her gut into her, taking her into the near right corner! Sam Irish Whips her, BUT GETS A DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER FROM BLAKE! Sam is dazed in the corner, and Twyla runs and Body Splashes herself onto Sam! Puckett stumbles out, and Allison picks her up and Back Body Drops her! Sam gets up and gets a Savate Kick from Allison to take her back down! "HOIST HER UP!" Allison commands as Twyla and Blake picked her up...and Allison ROOOARS into the sky! But then Blake gets elbowed...and Twyla gets elbowed off. And Sam grabs onto Allison's head and RAMS her into the near right corner! Twyla gets up, and ANOTHER JOBBER CLOBBER THAT MAKES TWYLA FLIP ONTO HER OWN FACE! AND SAM GRABS HER AND THROWS TWYLA OVER LIKE A SACK OF BREAD! Allison gets SHAKEN AROUND, and Sam grabs her and BELLY TO BELLIES HER! Middle of the ring, HERE WE GO...

...

...SAM WITH THE JOBBER CLOB-GAMBOL SHROUD LAYS. OUT. PUCKETT!

"YES! YES! OH LORD! PUCKETT LIKE A STARFISH RUNNING FULL FORCE INTO THE GAMBOL SHROUD!" Exclaimed Jim Ross, "THE CROWD OVERLOADED WITH JOYOUS RAPTURE!"

"OOOOH...THAT ONE WAS WELL PLACED, I CAN'T EVEN LIE ABOUT THAT..." Batista yelled as well.

"AND THIS CROWD WANTS BLAKE TO DO THE ONE THING THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE A WHILE AGO!" Dashie yelled, "OOOOOOOOH BEGONE, THOT!"

Blake falls to a knee after that kick, taking in the cheers from the crowd! "YES! YES! YES!" They screamed...

...and Blake IS GRABBED AND GETS THROWN OVER THE ROPES BY ALLISON WILSON! ALLISON GOING FOR THE FRESHEST GIRL IN THE RING, AND NOW SHE'S ALONE WITH PUCKETT! EVIL BEAUTY ALONE WITH iGENERATION...

"ALLISON MAKING THE SMARTEST DECISION SHE COULD MAKE AND THROWING THAT CAT GIRL OVER THE TOP! AND NOW IT'S JUST HER AND A BARELY FUNCTIONING PUCKETT IN THE RING!" Batista exclaimed, "GENIUS! ABSOLUTELY GENIUS!"

"ALLISON WILSON PLAYING HER CARDS RIGHT! PUCKETT LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES...HAS SOME WEIGHT, BUT NO RESISTANCE!" Kari exclaimed.

"AND LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES, SHE MAY BE IRISH BECAUSE SHE'S ABOUT TO GET LUCKY RIGHT NOW!" CinemaSnob exclaimed.

...

...Sam LANDS on the apron, though, ACTUALLY SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE BY HANGING ONTO THE ROPES! Allison can't even BELIEVE IT! She QUICKLY rushes the ropes and SLAMS her shoulder into Sam! But Sam doesn't even let go! She's BARELY HANGING ON, ONE HANDING THE WHOLE THING...

"Sam Puckett STILL LIVING...STILL AMONGST US WITH HER LIFE...HOW CAN SHE EVEN GO...?" Snob asked.

"SHE'S THE ENFORCER OF THE HORSEWOMEN! THE TOUGHEST SOB IN THE QUEENDOM! SAM PUCKETT HAS NO OFF SWITCH!" Batista screamed.

Allison makes another run AND RAMS HER SHOULDER INTO SAM AGAIN! AND SAM...

...IS PROPPED UP BY CARLY! SAM NEARLY FELL OFF, BUT CARLY GRABBED HER BACK AND PUSHED HER BACK ONTO THE APRON! SHE NEARLY WENT DOWN, BUT ALLISON HAS MORE IN HER!

"Carly STILL OUT HERE SAVING HER PARTNER!" JR shouted RIGHT AS BLAKE RAN RIGHT INTO CARLY WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE! "THANK YOU, MISS BELLADONNA, ONCE AGAIN!"

Sam, back on the ropes, just has one hand to the side at this point...

...and Allison runs once again...

...Sam is shaky...

...Allison is a STAMPEDE...

...

...and she-GETS A SOCKFUL OF BUTTER TO THE SKULL FROM SAM PUCKETT! SAM PULLING HER SIGNATURE WEAPON OUT OF HER PANTS!

"And Allison-GETS SCREWED!" Jim Ross shouted, "ABSOLUTELY SCREWED!"

"HOW IS THAT NOT SMUSHED AND MELTED!?" Snob asked...logically...

"THE SAM SPECIAL: A SOCKFUL OF BUTTER!" Batista exclaimed, "OH GOD! THE QUEENDOM! THE QUEENDOM IS GONNA WIN! THE QUEENDOM IS ABOUT TO TAKE IT...!" Batista MARKED OUT.

Allison is dazed...

...and Sam puts her head between her legs...

...

"NOT LIKE THIS! NOT...LIKE...THIS!" JR pleaded.

...

...AND DUMPS HER OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR! iGENERATION...THE QUEENDOM...STEAL IT!

"SON OF A BITCH!" Jim Ross voiced the opinions of MULTIPLE people.

"JR, LANGUAGE!" Batista told him.

"OH DON'T YOU 'LANGUAGE' ME!" Jim Ross shouted. "THEY CHEATED! THEY SCREWED EVERYONE IN THIS DAMN MATCH, AND NOW THEY GET REWARDED FOR IT!"

"NOBODY WINS..." Kari yelled in frustration. "THE QUEENDOM DIDN'T WIN, THEY JUST-"

"-WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE..." Batista exclaimed! "FAIR & SQUARE! YOU ALL ARE SOOO MAAAD! AHAHA! GET OVER YOURSELVES! THESE BOOING PEOPLE...YOU ALL...THE PEOPLE AT HOME WHINING! YOU'RE ALL JUST SOOO SALTY! YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER ACHEIVE THE SUCCESS REAL WINNERS GET!"

"I'VE WON WOMEN'S TITLES BEFORE! I WIN THE RIGHT WAY! THE MORAL WAY!" Kari yelled back.

"OH DON'T TELL ME ABOUT MORALITY; IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIENDS WOULDN'T BE DUOS CHAMPIONS! SO BE QUIET AND DROWN IN YOUR SALT!" Batista went back to cheering, "ALL...HAIL...THE QUEENDOM!"

"OH GO SOMEWHERE WITH THAT ASS KISSIN', MAN!" Dashie shouted, "THIS SOME BS!"

Sam raises her butter sock VICTORIOUSLY into the air as her manager Moon SCREAMED HAPPILY IN THE STANDS! "BOW TO ME YOU WORTHLESS PEONS!" Sam declared before taking a HUGE bite of butter.

"BUUULLSHIIIT! BUUULLSHIIIT! BUUULLSHIIIT!" The crowd was ENRAGED and spat VENOM at Sam. Security was needed to keep people from TRASHING the ring...

...

..."She doesn't see me...do I sneak or run?"

"#Sneak or #Run?"

Those words crawled across the screen's bottom ticker...

"What the hell? Fans stop sending tweets! That...oh GOD SAM..." A worried Batista held his head...

...

...TWYLA, WITH ONE FOOT ON THE APRON AFTER SAM THREW HER OUT, BEGINS CRAWLING INTO THE RING AFTER MAKING IT TO THE STEPS...

"TWITTER'S ABUZZ! TWITTER'S ABUZZ! THE REPRESENTATION OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE HAD HER FOOT ON THE APRON THE WHOLE TIME! SHE NEVER GOT UP! SHE STAYED HIDDEN!" Jim Ross shouted, "GET HER TWYLA! TWITTER'S SAYING HASHTAG SNEAK!"

"GET HER TWYLA, GET HER!" Kari exclaimed.

"SHE WAS ELIMINATED, I SAW HER! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SHE DID ANYTHING BUT CHEAT! WHAT THE HELL, DON'T OPEN THE SHOW WITH A SCATTERBRAIN STEALING FROMT HE QUEENDOM!" Batista pleaded. "SAM! SAM! BEHIND YOU!"

Sam heard the sudden shift from spiteful booing to joyous cheers. ...She was confused...she knew something was up...

Twyla, who snuck into the ring...had the ENTIRE CROWD STOMPING THEIR FEET FOR HER! CHANTING, "SNEAK! SNEAK! SNEAK! SNEAK! SNEAK! SNEAK!" AS SHE EAGERLY PREPARES!

MOON SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER FROM THE STANDS, "BEHIND YOU! BEHIND YOU! BEHIND YOU!" Moon pleaded and begged for Sam to see it.

Twyla pumps her right arm up and down as the crowd chants, "SNEAK! SNEAK! SNEAK! SNEAK! SNEAK! SNEAK!"

...

...And Sam turns around...

...

...TWYLA-GETS THE BUTTER SOCK THROWN IN HER FACE! SHE REELS IN PAIN, AND SAM RUNS BACK IN!

"NO!" JR screamed.

"YES!" Batista cheered, "GET YOUR STUPID HASHTAG OUT OF HERE! IT'LL NEVER BE A THING!"

Twyla goes to one knee, and Sam sees her crawl to the ropes...

..Sam RUNS FULL STEAM AHEAD...

...

...AND JOBBER CLOBBER-FORCE SENDS HER OVER THE ROPES AFTER TWYLA PULLS THEM DOWN!-BUT SAM STILL LANDS ON THE APRON!

"SAM ON THE APRON! TWYLA SAVES HERSELF AGAIN!" JR screamed.

"USE THE SOCK, SAM!" Exclaimed Batista.

Sam gets up on the apron...

...And Twyla, pumping her arm AGAIN to chants of, "#SNEAK! #SNEAK! #SNEAK!"...

...

..."Oh wow that is a lot of retweets..."

"Don't feel sad Mask! #HappyHappy *Happy Emoji*"

"NO Trump I will NOT do that if I win!"

...

...TWYLA CRESCENT KICKS SAM OFF THE APRON, SENDING HER TO THE FLOOR! SPARK WINS IT! SOCIAL NETWORK WINS IT!

"THE SOCIAL NETWORK GET THE BIGGEST WINS IN THEIR CAREERS! SPARK COMES INTO THE BUSINESS ROARING LIKE A LION WITH ITS FIRST EVER BEST OF THE BEST VICTORY!" Jim Ross shouted, "NETWORK WINS! NETWORK WINS!"

But First...

Let me take a selfie

Twyla FALLS OVER AND STARTS CRYING IN HER OWN HANDS, AND FAYE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND TACKLES HER OWN FRIEND IN A GIANT HUG! THE WWT ANNOUNCER BOISTEROUSLY DECLARES-

"Here are your winners...and THE FIFTH FEMALE BEST OF THE BEST...THE SOCIAAAL NETWOOORK!"

"NO DAMMIT! GAH! WHY DOES THE QUEENDOM GET SCREWED OVER AT THIS SHOW EVERY YEAR!" Screamed Batista.

"BECAUSE HAVING A SET OF MORALS ACTUALLY HELPS FOR ONCE!" Kari exclaimed.

"THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MORALS! MORALS AREN'T SOME MYSTICAL FORCE THAT CHOOSES WHO WINS AND LOSES! THIS WAS BS! TWYLA WAS ELIMINATED!" Batista exclaimed.

"LOOK AT THE REPLAY! LOOK AT THE REPLAY!" Jim Ross shouted...

Sam NORTHERN LARIATS Twyla...then picks her up and THROWS her over the ropes...

...and she had ENOUGH ring awareness to keep her one leg UP and not touching the floor!

HUGE fireworks go off on the stage, and ONE more explosion goes off on the stage...

...and next to banners of Dekusigi Hidetoshi, Dan Kuso, Satsuki Kiryuin, and Doomsday...was a banner depicting The Social Network! The duo carry one another up the ramp, and TW Blake is there with a microphone and a table with a shroud over it. The girls...have a looong ramp to climb up...

...veeery long.

...Like Mania 33 long...

...we hopefully have time...

...

...so how you doing-Oh good they made it. And Twyla & Faye sit on their thrones and receive their BotB rings much to the crowd's appreciation.

And Moon...she's plopped down on the floor, holding her head and staring into the lights. But TW, mic in hand, allows the girls to make their speeches...

"Girls! Girls! CONGRATULATIONS! I've heard people BOO you before, so this is a SHOCK to me! Or maybe iGen is JUST that bad!" Exclaimed TW, "But anyway...you have the floor...go on..."

"Thank you..." Said Faye as she took the mic...then handed to Twyla.

Twyla looked so eager, ready to speak up and tell the world how she felt. She is about to speak...

...but then hands the mic BACK to Faye and just continues looking at her ring and ooing and aaahing at it.

"...Okay then. Cool." Faye flips her hair out of her face and speaks, "JUST for the record...I want to say that I always knew people loved me. But that was because my partner and I were the best tag team in FTW. And then it died...and became SPARK. I like to think it's because when DS stole our belts, the show died without us. iGeneration are mad because we're the best team TODAY. And all those girls just saw our official coronation. Ladies in the front...from the ones we HAVE beat..." Faye nods to the UWE Queen's Duos Champs, "...to the ones we would LIKE to beat...please just know that #Sneak is our thing now. Because you NEVER know when we'll be near you. The BEST was always around...you people just needed to be reminded real quick."

NOW Twyla takes the mic and yells, "NICHOLAS REALM, MARRY ME! OOPS! SORRY! #SORRY #OHNO #OHGEEZ #BUTYEAHWEWON #NEXTTAGCHAMPS"

She was never a promo girl. And now TW grabs the shroud, ready to reveal the briefcases...

"Well girls...I present to you...THE NEWEST BRIEFCASE...

...THE TAG TEAM TAX RETURN!"

The shroud is removed, revealing one briefcase that's green with white trimming; the words are colored white..."TAG TEAM TAX RETURN"...

Faye grabs the case and holds it very close. And Twyla looks into the crowd...pride flowing from her pores...

..."Nah I wanna #Sneak #SeeYaSoon *Winky Face Emoji*"

...

..."No really where did Ruby get those boots?"

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