Defenestrate
A/N: lolz
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts…
"You are no match for me, Sora," Riku uttered, deep into an attack stance, dark keyblade in hand.
"We'll see about that," Sora growled in response, his own keyblade at the ready.
"Oh, see we will. For I have the power of DARKNESS!" Riku raised an arm up and cackled. "Now watch and learn and tremble with fear as I DEFENESTRATE YOU!"
"D- defenestrate?" Sora questioned, uncertainty in his voice where once there was aggression.
"Yes," Riku declared most menacingly, "Defenestrate."
"Wha- what do you mean?" Sora inquired uneasily, no longer quite as confident as before.
"Throw… you… out… the WINDOW!" Riku howled, and with that comment, rushed towards Sora, taking the small brunette by surprise, and rammed into him with enough force to topple him backwards, out the open and waiting window in front of which Sora had been coincidentally standing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" came Sora's fading scream as he fell into the blue, into the abyss…
KERPLUNK! Came the sound of Sora landing in the plush grass.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" came Riku's moan as he realized that he two of them were on the first floor of Castle Oblivion.
Needless to say, Sora lived to fight another day.
THE END.
A/N: Well that was short… but sweet!