Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's stoned.
By Heero 195
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter
One day, at Hogwarts school of wizardry and witchcraft harry pothead got high!!! I mean really HIGH!
Harry: yo, wassupp Snape
Snape: What do you want Pothead??
Harry:Nothin just wanted to tell you that you're a poser and that your no pimp!
Snape: WHAT!!! POTHEAD!! I AM THE BEST PIMP IN HOGWARTS!! I'm ALSO A BAD ASS SKATEBOARDER!!!
Harry: Yeah right.... Fuck, I saw you fall on your ass yesterday trying to do a fucking kickflip in the quidditch field. Man, you suck. Hey, you want some weed?????
Snape: I dunno that stuff is bad for you...
Harry: Don't be a pussy, PIMPS SMOKE WEED MAN!!!
Snape: Ok
Snape smokes some weed and gets high.
Snape: WWWWAAAASSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPP ROOONNNN
Ron: Hi snape and harry
Harry: ROOONNNN, YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE MY D**K HAIRS
Ron: HARRY, WERE YOU SMOKING WEED AGAIN!!!!
Harry: Yup
Just then dumbledore comes along.
Dumbledore: What are you two bys doing in the hallway, you should be in the great hall eating dinner!!!!
Ron:Sir, Harry smoked weed
Harry: MAN RON!!!! WHY DID YOU TELL DUMBLEDORE!!! I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE BUT NNOOOOOOOO YOU HAD TO TELL OLD FAG OVER HERE! YOU SUCK BIG D**C
Ron: Harry!!!!! Don't give out my secret that I like to suck d**c!
Dumbledore: Don't worry harry, I smoke weed too.
Gets a 7 foot weed cigarrete out and smokes it all in one go.
Harry: DDDDAAAAMMMNNNN ID LIKE TO HAVE A D**C THAT BIG!!!!!!
Just then, Dumbledore stuffed the cigarrete in Ron's mouth and forced him to smoke it.
Ron: mmmmmmmm
Ron was now officially high.
Ron. Hey, snape, Dare me to slap hermoines ass?
Snape: Yeah.
Ron slaps Hermoine's ass and squeezes it.
Hermoine: AHHH! YOU PERVERT!! (Slaps Ron's ass back)
Ron: Don't make me dick-slap you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: RON LETS GO SKATEBOARDING!!!!!!!!
RON: YEAH!!!!!
Ron gets his Element board and Independent shirt on and goes to the quiddithch field
Snape: AHHHHH..... MY ASS!!!!!
Snape had fallen on his ass while trying to do an ollie.
Harry: Man, you suck. (Smokes some weed)
Dumbledore: Hey guys, I brought my stereo!! Want to listen to LINKIN PARK????
Ron: Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore sets up the stereo and puts the CD in.
What song do ya'll want to hear????
ONE STEP CLOSER!!!!!
Dumbledore:OK (Song Starts)
Snape: Hey guys, check this out!
Snape tries to do a Darkslide on a rail but falls on his nuts and busts them open
Snape: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......shit....
Harry: Ouch
What will happen in the next chapter? will Snape get stiches on his balls and finally land a kickflip? Or will Dumbledore comp him out and make him look like a poser?
Find out next time in.... Harry and the Philosophers stoned chapter 2, Snapes stiches!!!
By Heero 195
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter
One day, at Hogwarts school of wizardry and witchcraft harry pothead got high!!! I mean really HIGH!
Harry: yo, wassupp Snape
Snape: What do you want Pothead??
Harry:Nothin just wanted to tell you that you're a poser and that your no pimp!
Snape: WHAT!!! POTHEAD!! I AM THE BEST PIMP IN HOGWARTS!! I'm ALSO A BAD ASS SKATEBOARDER!!!
Harry: Yeah right.... Fuck, I saw you fall on your ass yesterday trying to do a fucking kickflip in the quidditch field. Man, you suck. Hey, you want some weed?????
Snape: I dunno that stuff is bad for you...
Harry: Don't be a pussy, PIMPS SMOKE WEED MAN!!!
Snape: Ok
Snape smokes some weed and gets high.
Snape: WWWWAAAASSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPP ROOONNNN
Ron: Hi snape and harry
Harry: ROOONNNN, YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE MY D**K HAIRS
Ron: HARRY, WERE YOU SMOKING WEED AGAIN!!!!
Harry: Yup
Just then dumbledore comes along.
Dumbledore: What are you two bys doing in the hallway, you should be in the great hall eating dinner!!!!
Ron:Sir, Harry smoked weed
Harry: MAN RON!!!! WHY DID YOU TELL DUMBLEDORE!!! I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE BUT NNOOOOOOOO YOU HAD TO TELL OLD FAG OVER HERE! YOU SUCK BIG D**C
Ron: Harry!!!!! Don't give out my secret that I like to suck d**c!
Dumbledore: Don't worry harry, I smoke weed too.
Gets a 7 foot weed cigarrete out and smokes it all in one go.
Harry: DDDDAAAAMMMNNNN ID LIKE TO HAVE A D**C THAT BIG!!!!!!
Just then, Dumbledore stuffed the cigarrete in Ron's mouth and forced him to smoke it.
Ron: mmmmmmmm
Ron was now officially high.
Ron. Hey, snape, Dare me to slap hermoines ass?
Snape: Yeah.
Ron slaps Hermoine's ass and squeezes it.
Hermoine: AHHH! YOU PERVERT!! (Slaps Ron's ass back)
Ron: Don't make me dick-slap you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: RON LETS GO SKATEBOARDING!!!!!!!!
RON: YEAH!!!!!
Ron gets his Element board and Independent shirt on and goes to the quiddithch field
Snape: AHHHHH..... MY ASS!!!!!
Snape had fallen on his ass while trying to do an ollie.
Harry: Man, you suck. (Smokes some weed)
Dumbledore: Hey guys, I brought my stereo!! Want to listen to LINKIN PARK????
Ron: Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore sets up the stereo and puts the CD in.
What song do ya'll want to hear????
ONE STEP CLOSER!!!!!
Dumbledore:OK (Song Starts)
Snape: Hey guys, check this out!
Snape tries to do a Darkslide on a rail but falls on his nuts and busts them open
Snape: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......shit....
Harry: Ouch
What will happen in the next chapter? will Snape get stiches on his balls and finally land a kickflip? Or will Dumbledore comp him out and make him look like a poser?
Find out next time in.... Harry and the Philosophers stoned chapter 2, Snapes stiches!!!