R and Julie were lying on their chairs in R's airplane of a home, and Julie was growing restless, as she often did. She sighed in frustration and R looked over at her with a raised eyebrow. "What's . . . wrong?"

"I'm so bored! God! Don't you ever get bored, R? I mean, the whole time I've been here we've done the exact same thing every single day. Not that it isn't nice, but I mean, come on. You've got to get bored." As Julie rambled on R stared at her in adoration.

"R? Hello? Are you even listening to me?"

"Huh? Oh . . . sorry."

"You gonna answer me? What do you do when you get bored? Don't tell me you've actually just done the same things we've been doing these past couple of days for your whole zombie-life."

R started to shrug, but stopped when Julie shot him a death glare. "There's not . . . much . . . around here . . . for me to do . . . if you . . . haven't . . . noticed."

Julie thought about that for a moment and realized he was right. "Hm. You know that garage full of cars we walked past on the way here?"

"Yes. What . . . about it?"

Julie smirked. "Well, Mr. Zombie, maybe you and I could go for a ride."

"Oh . . . kay."

Julie hopped up out of her seat and grabbed R's cold hand. She dragged him out of the plane and in to the giant runway, where he proceeded to wipe a small amount of blood and guts on her face to ensure no zombies would attack. They walked to the garage and R watched as Julie inspected all of the cars, trying to find one that might still have a key.

After a couple moments R heard Julie shout, "Aha! Found one! R, com'ere!"

R followed Julie's voice and saw her smirking as she stood beside a red Mercedes. "Ain't she a beaut'?"

R nodded, though he didn't really care much about the car. He was mostly just happy because Julie was happy. He decided that he liked it when Julie was happy. She was always very pretty, but R found her to be most beautiful when she was smiling.

Julie noticed R staring at her. "Come on, Slow Poke! What are you waiting for? Hop in!"

Julie jumped in the car and waited for R to take his place in the passenger seat. R shuffled over to the car and sat down, pulling the door closed behind him. Julie turned the key and the car buzzed to life.

She turned to R with a grin. "You ready?"

R just shrugged and Julie rolled her eyes at him. She revved the engine and then they were off. R wasn't expecting the fast movements and gripped the sides of his chair. Julie noticed and laughed. "Come on, R! Lighten up! This is fun!"

She threw her hands up in the air and closed her eyes. "Woooooo!"

R slowly let go of the seat and cautiously put his hands up. He looked over at Julie and smiled shyly. She returned the grin, then grabbed the wheel again to ensure that they wouldn't end up flying off the road.

After a while Julie turned to R curiously. "Do you want to try?"

R stopped himself from shrugging and said, "Sure."

Julie and R switched places. Julie pointed to each of the pedals and told him what they did.

Once Julie was finished explaining everything, R slowly placed both feet on the gas pedal and pressed down. The car lurched forward but then stopped when R flung his feet off the pedal. "R, you're only supposed to put one foot on the pedal. And don't lift up. You really don't have to worry about running into anything. We're in an airport runway."

R nodded and tried again. He ended up doing the exact same thing he'd just done. No matter how many times Julie told him what he was supposed to do, he just didn't seem to get it. The car would lurch forward, then stop. Then lurch forward, then stop.

When Julie had decided that they'd had their fun for the day she drove the car back to the garage and stuck the keys in her pocket.

As she and R were walking back to the plane she turned to him with a very serious face. "R."

R stopped waking and looked at Julie worriedly. "What?"

A huge smile broke out over Julie's face. "You drive like a grandma."

A/N: So I wrote this a while ago when I was bored. I don't know if I like it very much but I decided to put it out anyway. I might start a collection of one-shots if you guys like this and want more. So please tell me what you think. Feedback really makes a girl happy(: