Dell Conagher felt lonely when he was a single child and he always wanted a little brother. But he in the city with his parents and grandfather, Radigan and it went well for them until Dell went to first grade, the age where the Conaghers would let their children walk to school and back by themselves. This day was a fateful day for the young boy found the greatest friend a boy can have.
"Hey everyone look it's Conagher!" said a bully at school "Oh? Is he going to build another toy gun to shoot us with?" the other kids started laughing at him? Or are you going to hit us with your little baby wrench?" The kids laughed harder and then the soft spoken Dell then said "Why don't we just get along before any of us gets hurt?" Then the kids started laughing harder until Dell brought out a small pistol made out of legos from his pocket and was fully functional and shot it straight over the bully's head and then the bully started to cry and Dell flung the pistol back into his pocket. The teacher who was slightly deaf just muttered something about kids playing too loud.
After school Dell had to buy some stuff for his old man and grandfather and went past the junk yard and collected some scraps for them but as he went along in the junk yard with his little high tech wagon he saw a small basket. Dell decided to see what it was and saw a small baby who's face looked horrifying to see but Dell decided the baby might be a boy, a note, a small lighter and small gas mask. Dell quickly reached for the lighter but took pity on the small baby and put the basket in his wagon and thought that he should put the mask on the baby.
When he got home he decided to try to keep the child secret but as soon as he got in his old man looked over at the wagon and saw the basket and the small baby with the mask and saw the baby playing with the lighter. Dell's old man picked up the baby and said to Dell "Where did you find this baby?" Dell looked at his feet and said "At the junk yard." Dell's old man then said "This kind of baby is called a crack baby, a baby who's mother is addicted to coca and the mothers usually don't want them. And why is that baby playing with a lighter." Radigan then got up from his chair and went to Dell and said "I think you might be able to keep him. You can adopt him as your brother.
The next day the Conaghers brought home the small baby as their child. The family tried to name him but it was hard, Radigan suggested Pie Man, Dell's old man suggested Macarana Delgato and Dell's mom suggested they should have bbq for dinner. Then Dell thought up the best name Pyro Flames. For then next ten years Dell trained to be the next greatest inventor and Pyro Flames spent the next ten years working to be the greatest firestarter ever and surpass Emperor Nero and the cow that started the great fire of Chicago.