This is a parody of Weird Al's "Addicted to Spuds", which is a parody of Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love". It's about people who are obsessed with The Phantom of the Opera (which I'm one of). Hope you like it!
"Addicted to the Mask"
Ominous chord, the twirling cape
Opera, underground lake
Webber's songs, Kay or Leroux
There's no kind that don't please you
You took a bus to the Broadway show
Just to see Hugh Panaro
I understand how you must feel
I can't deny Gerry's sex appeal
Whoa, you'd like to think
That you're immune to this stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know, you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to the mask
You bought the book, enhanced CD
Wore out the DVD
You read stories where Christine chose right
That's how you spend all of your night
And you don't mind if they're not good
You need your phics, I guess you're hooked
Your fondest dream is of Raoul dead
The Phantom's there inside your head
Whoa, you even like the Robert Englund movie, oh yeah
Getting you to give this up would be quite a task
You know, you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to the mask
Might as well face it, you're addicted to the mask
No use resisting, I'm giving up
Another case of Erik-love
What can I say, what can I do
The Phantom-bug has got me too!
Whoa, I used to mock it
Now I'm singing "Don Juan", oh yeah
Let me see the show again
That's all I ask
Now I'm gonna have to face it
I'm addicted to the mask!
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to the mask