eik a penis

by kylestancartmankenney

While their regular teacher, is busy looking for a way to become the man she always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cartman decides to make a difference by working with some inner-city kids whom no other teacher has been able to reach

Eik! A penis

Chapter1

Mr Garrison

"It's like my life has been one big screw up you know" I cried. "I admit it I was sexually lost" and I saw this person on opera, there was a women, and she got a sex change and now she's a man, then she got pregnant and she's having a baby, which means she's still a woman all along, that means im still really a man, I still feel like a man" I cried even more.

"Are we going to get tested on this"? Butters asked. "The sex change was a big mistake, okay, and coz I had a lot of pain killers at the time and I thought it was what I wanted" I carried on to the confused children. "Hey dudes, do you want tot do some maths problems" Stan asked Kyle and cartman. "And I go back to the doctor and say to him 'I want to go back to being a man' and he said 'you've done too much damage you can't go back, were we gonna find a penis?'Im a man" I threw everything off my desk taking my anger out on the statue of my president Obama statue. "Mr. Garrison" principle Victoria shouted "could we speak with you please." I stepped outside of my classroom". "Im trying to teach" I told them.

"Urrm, we think its best that you don't teach until you get your personal life under control" Mr. Mackey revealed. Principle Victoria went into my class room and started to tidy up my room. "Oh, it's so easy for you Mackey, you have a penis" and I walked off in a right strop.

Chapter 2

Principle Victoria

"Okay students, obviously we have a little emergency with your teacher. So while we deal with this, we need one of you to lead the class for tomorrows quiz". I said. "Oh, me me me ohh me" shouted cartman. "Err, who else would like to be teacher for the day, anyone else?"

"Please" said cartman as if he was about pop! "Okay, okay Eric; you get to lead the class".

"Just go over what Mr. Garrisons been teaching you, and ill be over to check what you've done shortly." I said and then I went!