Soo, this idea came in my head when I was watching "It's a Boy/Girl Thing". I started typing and thought I'd upload what I'd came up with for chapter one and then maybe if people want me to continue then I could possibly do it as an occasional update. The Cullen/Swan Wedding Diaries is going to be my main priority but I will try to update as soon as I can.
It's kind of a crossover of It's a Boy/Girl Thing and Twilight except they are all human and there will be no body switching but I guess you can all tell the ending huh?
Oh well please let me know what you think in a review :D Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I sadly do not own the characters of Twilight but I do own the plot of this story :D
It's an Edward/Bella Thing
Annoying Cullen and Romeo and Juliet
"So Esme, not long until our little babies arrive" Renee smiled caressing her baby bump.
"Yeah Carlisle and I have came up with a name" Esme grinned, picking out a little outfit for her unborn son "Edward" she said placing the outfit in the shopping cart.
"Aww! They're gonna be the best of friends, ooh! Imagine if they got married, I just know it Esme" Renee giggled.
"I hope so Renee" she replied smiling as they pushed their carts to the diaper aisle.
Carlisle was busy working at the hospital and Charlie was working at the police station. Like every month, Esme and Renee were on their big shopping day, this was the last before Esme's due date.
Esme and Renee were the best of friends in high school and so were Carlisle and Charlie, as time passed and high school and college finished, they stayed in contact with each other, even when they were expecting their first kids.
One month later...
Name: Edward Mason Cullen
Birth Date: 20 June 1992
Weight: 7lb 8oz
Parents: Esme Cullen and Carlisle Cullen
"Aww Es, he looks so cute" Renee smiled looking over the crib to a sleeping Edward.
"He is, isn't he" Esme grinned "Just think of all the play dates we can have" she laughed gently stroking the small tuft of hair on his head.
"Three more months until little Bella arrives" she smiled walking with Renee out of the room leaving a sleeping Edward.
"Can't wait, my back kills!" she laughed.
Two months, three weeks later...
Name: Isabella Marie Swan
Birth Date: 13 September 1992
Weight: 7lb 6oz
Parents: Renee Swan and Charlie Swan
Seventeen years later...
"Edward Cullen, you are so dead!" I screamed, running after the idiot I had to call a family friend. He just carried on being cocky and laughed loudly as he ran out the lodge we were staying in.
"Now, now kids" my dad warned.
Edward leaped off the steps and me being clumsy went flying and landed face first in a stupid puddle. The idiot found it funny of course and was now bending over in laughter. I stood up and stormed back inside so I could clean myself up. Mom and Aunt Esme were grocery shopping so it was only my Dad and Uncle Carlisle watching Edward and I. For as long as I can remember, Edward the idiot has been my enemy. Why? I have no idea.
So you're probably wondering why the hell I was chasing Edward, well it's summer break of the year 2009 and the idiot being ever so nice to me decided to give me a wake-up call, not an alarm clock, not a simple "wake-up Bella", no but a refreshing bucket of ice cold water thrown over me. Mom and Esme always wanted Edward and I to be a couple, but there was no way that would happen.
I would definitely get my revenge on Cullen...what could it be, cut his crazy bed hair? He definitely needs it cut, Nah...I only want to get at Cullen not his girls.
I wonder if I tried the cream in the hand thing... After my long thoughts went through my head while in the stupid shower that decided to run cold on me, I got changed and headed out since the sun had decided to come out. Might as well try and get some Vitamin D. So I walked out moving around the stupid muddy puddle from last night's pour down, armed with my Romeo and Juliet (a worn-out copy to be exact) and wearing my awesome Ray Bans (a gift from Rose). I sat out on one of the loungers by the lake and started reading.
"...Give me my Romeo; and when he shall die,Take him and cut him out in little stars,And he will make the face of heaven so fine,That all the world shall be in love with night,And pay no worship to the garish sun..."
Man I love the sun. I took my time to read, I guess it was to absorb all the small details, I never found the classics boring, I just found them sometimes annoying because it seemed so easy for the heroines in these to find their Romeo for example. I placed my bookmark at the page I had just finished reading and tilted my head up to the sun. Even with my eyes closed I could see the brightness of it. Huh I wonder where Cullen is... I've been out here for over an hour and I haven't heard a single word from him. Someone then decided to step in the way of where the sun was facing me, I do have an idea who though. God he better move out the way.
"What the hell do you want Cullen?" I muttered taking my sunglasses off and putting them beside my coke on the small table beside the chair.
"I noticed Swan that you still have some spots of mud on your face, you know the lake water is the best for cleaning tough marks" he smirked moving towards me. Oh hell no...
"No way Cullen, you are sure as hell not getting me in that water" I said over my shoulder to him as I walked back inside to put the book and my glasses away.
I was just about to put my book away until I felt arms wrap round my legs and annoyingly, I was thrown over Idiot's shoulders, did I think logically and at least put my precious book down, no.
"Wanna bet Swan" he chuckled. So not only was I furiously attempting to get out the lake after being thrown in it but I was also holding a now ruined and drowned copy of Romeo and Juliet. Urgh why does he have to be so, so stupid! I had other names for him in my head but Mom was a sensitive type, and I don't think she'd take me cursing very lightly.
"What have you done this time son?" Carlisle asked looking over at me dripping wet and Edward still having that stupid crooked grin on his face. Charlie also looked at us and just shook his head and returned his attention back to the football game that was on. Or whatever it was, something with a big field and a ball was all I really knew about when it came to sports.
"Well Bella and I got into a water fight, I won obviously" Edward chuckled moving to the fridge to get a can of coke.
"Sure" Carlisle said slowly, also turning back to the screen.
"Wanna can dad?" Edward said taking a large gulp, pig.
"Yeah, get one for Bells and Charlie too" He said still concentrating on the guys basically piling on top of each other.
"Kay, here you go" he said passing two cans to my Dad and Uncle Carlisle "Here you go Bella" he smirked, one day I was gonna wipe that smirk off his face.
"Drink up Bells" my dad said after I took my time to examine my can of any more stupid traps, I started to try and open the can, and of course idiot shook it before giving me it.
"Aah!" I practically screamed while getting covered with coke.
"Need another shower Bella?" Edward laughed turning for his room.
"Edward..." Uncle Carlisle warned.
"I never did a thing I swear" he called from where, by the sounds of it, he was going to play some music in his room, as if he was innocent. I made my way to my room and changed my sheets so the others would dry. And went for another shower, let the revenge planning begin.
~~~Edward/Bella~~~
"We're back!" I heard my Mom call out, thank god 'cos I seriously hated being the only female in the lodge.
"Hey Mom, want me to help you and Aunt Es?" I asked taking some of the grocery bags from the back of Aunt Esme's car.
"Sure, how does Lasagne sound for dinner" Esme smiled while we walked back inside.
"Sounds great" I smiled back, I stayed to help put things away in the cupboards.
The lodge wasn't small, it was actually quite big, and it was also quite modern in the inside too. The lodge was one of Esme's many projects, where she, redecorated and refurbished an old building that was on the verge of being demolished. Mom sometimes helped with some of her projects but most of the time, she worked in her little book store filled not only with books but also some pretty cool CDs, I got a family discount so that's probably why I had heaps of books. So back to the lodge, ever since the lodge was finished, both of our families spend three of the weeks here. The cool thing was we had a TV and working stereos in the bedroom, Dad and Uncle Carlisle had left to do some fishing after the game finished so now I was sat crying away as Juliet found Romeo in the tomb. Mom and Esme were in the kitchen watching the films every now and then but it was mainly just me watching them, my plan was to watch not only the sixties version, but also the modern version.
"What a saddo" Edward said slumping on one of the armchairs with a bag of chips.
"What an insensitive freak" I retorted which made him chuckle, I rolled my eyes, turning my attention back to the film where the final words of the film were being said. As the credits began to roll I moved over to the DVD player to put the newer version in.
"God, you're seriously going to watch both of them?" Edward asked while eating another potato chip.
"Yeah got a problem with that?" I replied waiting for the menu to appear.
"Yeah in a matter of fact I do, I wanted to watch some football" he said crumpling the bag into a ball.
"Well the Edward you can leave Bella to watch her movies for now and can watch the football on the TV in your room" Esme said when she came through to sit beside me. Edward mumbled something but still left, I loved Aunt Esme! They must have finished preparing the lasagne because Mom joined me as well.
"So newer version now Bells?" my Mom laughed.
"Yep" I grinned, pressing play so the film would start.
~~~Edward/Bella~~~
"So one more week before we head back Bella, had a good time so far?" Uncle Carlisle asked while we ate.
"Yeah it's been great, I've definitely gotten used to the showers here" I said looking pointedly towards Edward.
"What? Think of it that I've helped you in a way, at least you won't be burning yourself with the hot water or going around the place smelling disgusting" Edward said from the other side of the table.
"What did you do this time Edward?" Esme asked.
"Well one, he woke me up with cold water, two, he made me fall over and get covered in mud and three? Well he threw me in the lake and got my book soaked" I said before he could, our parents sighed as I glared at an again smirking Edward.
"So who's for desert?" my Mom asked, attempting to lighten up the mood.
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