This is once again another story from me. This however, is the first one that is not a reality show, and is also my first T rated fic. So let's get right to it. I'm using 35 characters, but I'm hoping that's not too much for me.

This was inspired from Owen96, Kaiimi, and Yoshpa Kong. They have done their own murder stories and I decided to try it out myself. Who knows, I may be good at it!


Characters Alive: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, Birdo, Wario, Waluigi, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Wendy, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Tiny Kong, Toad, Toadette, Pauline, Rosalina, Kamek, Goombario, Goombella, Koops, Koopie Koo, Kooper, Parakarry, Bombette, Vivian, Flurrie, Lakilester, Lakilulu, Jojora, Sushie, Watt, Bow.

Characters Dead: None. What did you expect, a whole bunch of random people that have no meaning to the story. Of course not, the murders haven't even started.

Mario and Luigi were walking down the road towards the castle. Luigi turned to Mario.

"Question? Why are we going to the castle again?" Luigi asked.

"Because its time for the annual 'drink tea on a fancy chair' celebration". Mario answered.

"Well, that's stupid. This is the first one, isn't it. Who's going to be there?"

"Eh, I'm pretty sure Daisy and Yoshi will be there. Toad and Toadette should be there, and Flurrie will be there because she will mistaken the idea for what tea is". Mario answered again.

"Ok then". The two walked into the castle. When they walked into the main room however, they noticed that there were many more people there than expected. 33 people were sitting down, plus the Mario Brothers.

"Bowser and Wendy are here. Who would of thought?" Luigi said to himself.

"I'm right here!" Bowser Jr. screamed to Luigi.

"Lakilulu's also here. And so is Goombario and Bow". Mario also said to himself.

"And me Mario! Don't forget about me!" Flurrie called from another table.

"Flurrie, stop trying to be more of a bitch than you already are!" Pauline said from another table.

"What did you just say to me? I should really do something mean to you!"

"Like what?"

"Uh..." Flurrie looked around for something to insult her with. She picked up Lakilester.

"I'll make Lakilester be annoying to you".

"I'm right here, you realize". Lakilester muttered.

At another table, Goombario was trying to talk to Goombella.

"So, how are you doing?" Goombario asked.

"Like, why do you care so much you annoying creep?" Goombella asked right back.

"Look, I'm just going to say it right now before we get too far into this. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M ANNOYING!?" Goombario screamed, tears running down his Goomba face.

"Because you're a, like, smartass bookworm who constantly talks all the time and doesn't know when to, like, shut up". Goombella answered.

"As if you're not". Bow muttered.

"Look, if you don't want me to be smart, then I'll stop".

"Then put down that, like, book. If you want to, like, prove yourself, you'll put it away and, like, never pick it up again".

"Fine". Goombario put down the book.

Seconds passed. Everyone was staring for obvious reasons. Some were actually surprised that he had made it as long as he did.

"I can't take it anymore!" Goombario yelled, grabbing the book. However, he shocked all by throwing it into the fireplace.

"Oh my god! Goombario got rid of his book! He's a legend!" Daisy screamed. Everyone cheered.

"Thank you everyone. Here's to me!" Goombario held up his tea cup, which everyone else did as well. They are took a drink from their cup.

"Dad, how did we even get to come here?" Wendy asked Bowser.

"Well, Peach sort of owes me. You'll understand when you're older".

"Peach, this is a great success. You managed to bring everyone closer together and helped completely change Goombario. You did a good job". Toad said to Peach.

"Indeed I did. I sure hope that this fun can last forever". Peach smiled.

"Oh no! Now that you say that, something horrible is going to happen! Bombette screamed, grabbing some cheese and eating it.

"Is that cheese?" Wario asked.

"Uh, no. It's, uh, broccoli!"

"AHHHHHHHH!" Wario jumped back and landed in Waluigi's arms, causing him to fall over.

However, just as Waluigi got back up, there was a thumping sound. Everyone looked to see that Bowser Jr. and Wendy were on the ground. And they weren't moving.

"Hey, get up faker!" Toadette screamed at them.

"Yeah, I actually am faking it". Bowser Jr. said, getting back up. "But I think that Wendy really does have a problem".

"Wendy always has a problem". Sushie muttered.

Everyone gathered around Wendy.

"Someone poke her with something". Jojora said.

"Let's use this cutting knife". Birdo replied, poking Wendy with it, causing the blade to stab right through her. Blood poured out. Watt smelled something.

"I know that smell". She said to herself. Her eyes then widened.

"Everyone, you might want to back up. I know this smell. Wendy was poisoned!" Watt screamed.

"It must have been from the tea. Does that mean Wendy was murdered?" Lakilulu asked.

"No, it means she put poison in her tea and committed suicide. Of course she was murdered!" Toad screamed.

"Actually, she has been keen to think of suicidal thoughts". Bowser Jr. said to everyone.

"That's not the point. The point is, there is a killer, and the odds are that they are in this room right now". Mario pointed out.

"But what are we supposed to do? Leave?" Peach asked.

"Actually, that sounds like a good idea". Kamek said, and everyone else agreed.

Everyone went to the front door. It was closed, as if that wasn't expected.

"Let's go". Kooper said, opening the door.

However, instead of opening the door, a large shock wave entered right through Kooper, sending electricity right through him. This stopped up his heart, and caused him to have a heart attack.

"Oh my god! Get the hell away from the door! It's made of Watt's electricity!" Vivian screamed.

"That was not me! I used my excess electricity on that toy train I was going to give to Parakarry!"

"Oh, thank you". Parakarry thanked.

"Now's not the time! Who knows CPR?" Luigi asked.

"I do. I learned it in high school". Koopie Koo responded. She was about to walk over to Kooper when she was stopped by Koops.

"Don't you dare". He muttered.

"This is so suspenseful! Will Kooper live or die? We don't know!" Flurrie screamed for no reason.

Kooper was feeling lots of rage right about now. Unfortunately, before he could get any rage out of him, he died.

"I think we may had taken too much time". Diddy Kong said sorrowfully.

"Why couldn't be Lakilester?" Yoshi mumbled.

"I can hear you!" Lakilester groaned.


Everyone was back in the kitchen. Some were still a little terrified that there was a killer among them. Others were looking around for possible suspects as to who the killer may be. But there were still too many people in the room, so it was going to be difficult to determine who it may be.

"Look, we need to figure this out. If the killer is killing us off, shouldn't we look to find who the killer is?" Dixie Kong asked.

"Or, we could try and find a way out of here". Koops protested.

"Or, we could look in Peach's bedroom and see if she has any chocolate hidden in one of her drawers". Flurrie objected.

"Look, we can't just keep arguing about this. Let's split up and do what each person wants to do". Mario said, which everyone agreed.

"This is, like, so suspenseful!" Goombella screamed.

"Koops, you're such a loser. Why do you want to leave when you could try and find a killer?" Koopie Koo asked.

"Because you could get killed by doing so". Koops answered.

"You can get killed! Ok, I'm joining with you". Koopie Koo stood beside Koops.

"I think the best bet is to find clues for the killer. Perhaps the kitchen would be a good start". Waluigi suggested.

"That sounds like a great idea. I'll come with". Rosalina said.

"I'll come too". Pauline said. Rosalina glared at her.

"Don't forget about me!" Wario cheered.

"Eww, no. You smell, like Vivian". Dixie replied.

"Uh, I don't think this is the right place for it". Vivian said.

"Yeah, someone else already bought the idea for it. But we can always call Wario smelly, because we know it's true". Bowser laughed.

"That's not very nice. Now I feel like looking for chocolate".

"Screw this, I'm getting out of here". Toad said very cowardly.

"Toad, you are such a coward. AND SO AM I!" Toadette screamed very cowardly.

"I'm going to search for the killer. I need to prove that I've changed by not being a crybaby". Goombario said determined.

"Wow Goombario. That is so, like, brave of you. But I'm going to, like, go with Flurrie because I can use her as a, like, shield if the killer tries to, like, kill us". Goombella responded.

"OH HELL NO, BITCH". Flurrie screamed.

"Actually, that's very smart. I'm coming with". Yoshi said.

"You just want to read Peach's diary, don't you". Sushie laughed.

"Hey, don't talk to Yoshi like that. He's super awesome and I'll do what he wants". Birdo said.

"Well, then go join him. I'm going to join Yoshi because he's super awesome". Sushie said, walking over to Yoshi.

"I feel a little uncomfortable". Yoshi said, looking between Sushie and Birdo.

"Well, I'm looking for the killer. BJ, you need to get out of here. If I don't make it out alive, tell Iggy that he was always insane". Bowser told his son.

"Ok dad".

Within time, everyone else had decided where to go. Lakilulu wanted to stick with Lakilester at all times, Diddy and Dixie stayed close together, and Peach got into an argument with Flurrie about checking the basement instead. Flurrie won the fight.

"Ok, we meet back here if we all aren't dead yet". Mario stated. Everyone nodded and went their own directions. The beginning of the matter for life and death was finally here.


That ends the first chapter. I decided to start the deaths small as a warm up for the other more violent murders. I also decided to wait until next chapter to write down who else will be in a group with who. Please tell me who you want to live and who you want dead more than ever, and I may just let what you say go in the story. Although that is very unlikely.

Next chapter, the groups go searching through three different parts of the castle to do their respected job. And by now, you can probably tell what the conflicts between these people will be. And also, there will be more deaths, but I'm not telling you how many deaths there will be.