Plot bunny yay! I hope you like this, as I decided to write this on a whim haha. Please review and let me know what you think! ^^
PROLOGUE
"ALICE! WATCH OUT!"
That was the last thing I heard, before everything went black.
"...Kiki, stop being so dramatic and just tell the story."
"Okay okay fine Haku, have some humor will you. I mean, this is my story, of course it has got to be dramatic."
Anyway, everything went black. Yup, everything totally went black. Then, then...
I hate you Haku, disrupting my awesome thought process...
A sigh. "As Kiki was saying, she was Alice before all of this. Then one day-"
"Shut up Kimi! Nobody move and everybody sheesh! Don't steal the show! I remember, I remember! Let ME continue!"
Okay, no disruptions now, I'm going to seriously continue this storytelling session.
Anyway, as you can tell from the above, I died. I don't really remember the details. In fact, now that I think about it, I don't even remember how I died. The incident is fuzzy at best. It was just a normal day, and I was going home from school. I got off my bus, and walked the remainder of the way home. It was normal, it was what I do everyday. But today, halfway through, everything just suddenly went black.
The last thing I remember, was waving to the guardhouse aunty (you know cause I live in a condo so there's a guardhouse there).
Maybe it was a car accident, caused by a drunk driver or simply because I'm unlucky and got into the way of a car that was disobeying basic traffic rules. Or perhaps I was just being my clumsy self, and somehow tripped and fell to the point that my head suffered such an impact that I died. Or it could be that Mrs. Felks, the cat next door who hates my guts, decided that today would be the day she rid the world of Alice the Vermin.
Anyway, no matter what happened, I died. It really was as simple as that.
The next time I woke up, I was confused. Really really confused as hell. I knew I wasn't at a hospital, because hospitals didn't have floating beds and tables, and hospitals definitely don't have this pink-haired lady sitting next to your bedside smiling at you so hard that the smile seems frozen onto her face.
When you wave up with a pink-haired person smiling at you creepily, trust me, you'll definitely have done what I did- scream bloody murder and proceed to throw everything you can get your hands on (including pillows) at her face.
But, of course, because I am just a weak and unimportant human being, my powers were incomparable to hers.
...Do I even have powers in the first place?
Okay okay letting my imagination run wild again. Anyway, where was I?
"Throwing pillows..."
Oh yeah. Thanks Haku. Anyway, with a flick of her fingers, the pillows magically disappeared into thin air. And with another snap of her hands, I found myself in another completely different room, tied and gagged. And of course, as I've stated above, like any normal person would, I started screaming into the gag.
This 'pink-haired lady' rolled her eyes, and with another twirl of her hands, I was silenced.
Actually now that I think about it, that was really cool. Like silencing people with one twirl. I mean, how awesome is that? Guys, imagine the number of times we could have silenced idiotic people like Danzo so conveniently. Imagine how much 'ear-cells' we could have saved without listening to the illogical and idiotic ramblings of people like him. Hmm.
"Umm Kiki? I'm pretty sure that listening to people talk wouldn't kill ear cells."
BIOLOGY TIME! Of course, Kimi is correct, hearing people talk wouldn't kill the cells. But, do you know that each hair cell has a small patch of stereocilia sticking up out of the top it? Sound makes the stereocilia rock back and forth. Hence, if the sound is too loud, the stereocilia can be bent or broken, and this kills off our ear cell. And since Danzo has such an ugly voice that should be classified as 'high-pitch' and 'dangerous to ears', I'm pretty sure that damaged my ear cells too.
Okay okay, stop rolling your eyes at me. I know, I'm off track again. Okay okay, I'll get back to the story.
Anyway, I was silenced, and the lady was satisfied.
A moment passed, and she began staring at me. I, of course, being the awesome Alice then, stared right back. I mean, I'm not gonna lose a staring contest with this creepy pink-haired girl who probably abducted me here. If I lose, I will lose my dignity and how shall I face anyone then? I Alice, solemnly swear to win this contest if not I shall...
Damn, I sound like Gai now. You know, this dude from Naruto. Okay this is creepy, let me think about something else. Mmm like fluffy clouds and rainbows! I am a beautiful fairy riding on a unicorn, and we are journeying to the end of the rainbow together yay! My unicorn and I shall defeat the evil Lord Evil and save the d-
"You pass."
Huh?
"You dared to hold my stare without flinching for half an hour, and I deem this acceptable. Not many can do that, you know."
Wait wait, you mean I stared at this person for half an hour? Wow. Shall I tell her that I was actually zoning out and didn't really bother to stare back at her after a while? Nono, that may cause her to become unsatisfied with me and result in my death. Me shall not do that lest I want to die. I still value my life okay thank you very much.
And so, I responded with a simple "Oh.". Short and sweet.
The lady nodded, then continued.
"You may be wondering why you are here. (Yup I am.) In case you don't remember, you died in your old world. (Oh I died.) However, you were not supposed to. (Wait what?) In fact, you are destined to not die for many years to come. (Hey that's great!)"
In case you readers are wondering, the words in brackets are my own thoughts. (The lady is not crazy and replying to herself.)
"As such, the council has decided to give you another chance at life- by giving you another purpose, for the greater good. We are going to send you into another world, and you will be tasked to save the lives of many. Many innocents who deserved a second chance at life."
Okay first thing first- for the greater good? Come on, anyone who read books knows that this phrase is never good. Any Harry Potter fans? Yup, remember Dumbledore's 'for the greater good' that caused him to live a life of regret? Yup, that. This 'for the greater good' thingy is really dubious and fishy.
Anyway, lets continue with the lady's one-sided conversation.
"You will be sent into another world, where you would be tasked to save the lives of many characters- whether main or minor. We will not tell you who you should be saving, as this may affect your own decisions. Rather, the choice is yours. Save whoever you deem fit. Am I clear on this?"
"Wait wait wait. Just wait wait. What?! Come on, I just died and now you're suddenly telling me to go save the world? Like what? I'm sorry, but my brain is incapable of comprehending what you just said. I mean, what do you expect from me?"
But of course, since my mouth was gagged, all that came out was a "Mm! Mmmmm! Mmm!".
The lady nodded, seemingly satisfied. HELLO?! I didn't even reply, what are you nodding for?
"You would be sent to the world as a four-year-old child, under the alias of "Kiseki". No surname is required, since you would be an orphan and nobody would bother knowing your surname anyway. Do you understand this?"
"Mmm!"
"About your true identity, you may wish to share it with anyone you deem fit. However, if it results in your inability to fulfill your mission, your memories would be erased and you would then, officially, be dead."
"Mmm!"
"Also, shall you fail your mission, there would be no excuses and you shall suffer the same consequences. Shall you also fail to save someone and cause disastrous consequences, the above would also imply. Do I make myself clear?"
"Mmm!"
"Now that's about all. I wouldn't tell you anything more in case it changes your destiny. I would be visiting you time to time to guide you if I see that you need help, but other than that, nothing much."
"Mmm!"
"In case you're wondering, I'm a god. Wouldn't tell you which god, as I deem it unimportant. I can change my appearance at will, so if the next time you see me and I don't have pink hair, don't panic. It's still me, even if you don't recognize me."
"MMm! Mm! MMMMMMMMM!"
"Don't worry, I'll be sending you soon."
"?!"
"Oh you look like you're convulsing, are you okay? Hmm I shall probably send you now, don't want you to die on me. If I do I would have to fill in lots of paperwork, and paperwork is just so boring."
"?!SR!?GHBS?!RI*GBU!?AIFNJIN"
"Bye."
"!"
"Oh and one more thing! The world you are going to is Naruto! Remember that, wouldn't you?"
That was the last thing I heard, before everything went black.
"...Do you really have to use the phrase 'everything went black'?"
"Haku, I like to use it, you got a problem with that?"
"Now that you mention it Kiki, it is suspicious that this god didn't let you say anything or answer any of your questions..."
"Oh that? Nah, I asked her about it one time, and she states that she was apparently too lazy to hear my reply. Something about 'in case you disagree, I need to fill in more paperwork'. So she just took it that I agreed."
"..."
"I know right..."
"..."
"I think we shall let reader-chan and reader-kun continue reading the story, instead of hogging their time."
"OMG HAKU YOU USED HOGGING! I'm so proud! I have taught you well, my awesome modern-Haku-chan."
"...You do know I'm a boy right."
"Yup and I don't care. Anyway, continue reading reader-chan and reader-kun! And follow Team K2H as they have their adventure of a lifetime!"
"...Why do you keep calling us K2H?"
"Cause Kimi, your name starts with K, and my name starts with K too! And Haku starts with H! So together it is K2H! Isn't it such an awesome team name? Like I got it from H20, which you know, is the chemical formula of water. Like its so cool!"
"..."
"Before we continue wasting time, please click on the 'next' button reader-chan and reader-kun. And also please ignore Kiki-chan for the time being."
"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME YOU HAKU-SHIT!"