"Hey, Ichigo. Do you know where Sk8erGrl chan's been?" Ryou asked the strawberry haired vixen (haha.)

"No, not really. Where has she been?" she asked back.

Out of nowhere, a creepy looking girl stumbled into the room, bringing the whole café down with her. But instead of the wonderfully beautiful greenery normally outside of the café, there was dead trees and people in dirty ball gowns and tuxes looked over to them.

"I've been here, you bimbos!" the creepy looking girl screeched. The girl was actually Sk8erGrl chan! Wow, learning is fun!

"I'm here with updates, my muffin shaped poptarts!" Sk8erGrl chan chimed. "Number one, don't call me Sk8erGrl chan no mores. It's getting kinda corny, to be honest. You guys are so close to me, I prefer you call me by my name. LUCY :D."

Ichigo got pushed down a well and Ryou suddenly got fat from magically eating too many tacos.

"Number two, I don't really like Tokyo Mew Mew all that much, so if I ever get around to writing Fanfiction, it might be in other categories."

"Where the hell are my pants, bitch?!" Ryou disturbed some innocent little granny, who headbutted him in the gut.

"Take that, you whippersnapper!" the granny showed him up.

"ANYWAY, I'll give ya'll some updates on my life as well. I'm currently obsessed DEEPLY with the song "Nymphetamine," by Cradle of Filth, but I don't believe you guys will like it, since it's kind of like a gothic metal sort of thing, but at the same time it's really pretty." Lucy smiled like a less gayish Grinch. "The best day of the whole darn year's coming up! HALLOWEEN! Dude, I LIVE for Halloween!" she punched the air. "...Oh yeah, and my birthday's in 8 days, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW! Halloween is what matters, man!" she shaked her boottyyy.

"Let's see... I'll be going to a Halloween party on the 26th, at this abandoned movie theatre, and I'm bringing my new camera! YEYEAH! I'm going as this dead chick, but trust me, the costume's more amazing than it sounds!"

"If you guys want to hold contact with me, I suggest sending me messages at my YouTube account, since that's where I go EVERYDAY" laugh laugh. "My account name is ROXIO7, but I'll be changing it, maybe next year. When it happens, I'll give ya'llz some details!"

"If you guys want to tell me something or whatever, just leave a review on this story, and I'll be tossing out a chapter, answering any comments or questions or whatever crap you wanna tell me.

Ryou tried getting up from his fat butt, but his butt was glued to the ground!

WITH CHEESE.

"Dude, what the (insert foul language here)

"Wow, Ryou, you need to stop watching cable TV."