Zoe pranced around the kitchen with a spring in her step as she bopped her head to an imaginary tune, "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chap stick."
Jack Carter, who had just gotten out of bed on one of his rare days off, stared incredulously at his 17 year old daughter, "What did you just say?"
The younger blonde's head snapped up, not aware of the fact that her father was standing there, "It's a song, dad. You know, by Katy Perry."
"No, I don't know." He stopped to think. "Have you ever…?" his voice trailed off.
"Dad, if I were a lesbian I'd tell you." She pulled the carton of milk out of the fridge and grabbed a box of cereal from the cupboard. "You can't tell me you've never thought of kissing a guy."
So Sheriff Carter thought. And realized that he had actually thought of that but decided just to blame it on the company eggnog. So he replied, "No."
And just then S.A.R.A.H. decided to chime in, "I think you're lying, Jack."
Jack grumbled and pulled a bowl out of the cupboard for himself. Zoe had taken quite the interest in this discovery, "So dad, who was it? Someone from high school or was it someone that I know?"
"That is none of your business, young lady," he said as he poured some Cocoa Puffs followed by milk into his bowl.
Zoe thought while her father took his first bite of breakfast, "It was Dr. Stark, wasn't it?"
Jack almost spit out his cereal.