New season! yay! Thank you who gave me ideas! And bleachfan1317 or whatever, how does Ichigo and Hollow Ichigo pair?


Author: We're back!

Audience: Really?

Author: No, not really…Of course we're back!

Audience: Yay!

Author: (bows) Thank you, thank you. Now, we find our heroes somewhere in-

Author: Wait, who are you?

Author: I'm the author.

Author: No you're not.

Imposter: You're right! I'm not! I'm actually a panda in disguise! (rips of disguise revealing a panda)

Author: ….what the heck?

Panda: Kyuu! (flies away)

Author: (stares)

Audience: (stares)

Author: Oookay then. Well anyway, its me! TokyonightlifePWNED!

Audience: Yay!

Audiencemember: Where's the cast?

Author: They're online, where we need to be.

Audience: Oh, okay.

Author: To the chatmobile!

(now in the chat roo-)

Author: Wait! I need to tell them the characters!!

(fine)

Author: Yay! The characters are:

Ichigo- Strawberrysmoothie

Rukia- Nextpicasso

Renji- RAWR

Kon- TeddyXLove

Byakuya- PaNcAkEz

Vincent Valentine- FFVIIDC

Author: Okay, now you can go.

(NOW in the chatroo-

Author: Wait!

(What now?)

Author: Vincent's in there.

(Okay?)

Author: He's not part of the story!

Vincent: (cries) I thought you loved me! (runs away)

Author: Come back! (runs after)

(NOW IN THE CHATROOM!)

Strawberrysmoothie has signed in

Nextpicasso has signed in

TeddyXLove has signed in

PaNcAkEz has signed in

RAWR has signed in

Strawberrysmoothie: Smoothie? I liked shortcake better.

Nextpicasso: At least I still have my name

Strawberrysmoothie: Where's the author?

Author: Ello! I am Linsey Lohan!

TeddyXLove: What's up with her?

ByaRukifan: She's really hyper right now, she had cookies.

Author: Oink oink! Im a cow!

RAWR: Great…now here she goes.

Author: Wait, I'm not going anywhere. Gasp, you want me to leave?

PaNcAkEz: Yes, we want you to leave.

Author: NOO!! (cries)

Nextpicasso: I'll cry with you! (cries)

Strawberrysmoothie: Oh, come on!

RAWR: Maybe I can…

PaNcAkEz: No, touch the button, you die!

(The button is a button that will transport them to another place, or another time. Its given to different people each chapter…so…yeah)

(Also, the button is now in possession to Renji)

RAWR: Please?

Strawberrysmoothie: NO! Author, stop crying! Including you Rukia!

Author: (stops) Oh, no you didn't!

RAWR: Can't I just-

Nextpicasso: Ooh, whats that?

RAWR: Nothing.

Author: (grabs button) Its shiny!

PaNcAkEz: No, don't press-

(Author presses button)

Everyone: NO!!!

(Transported to…)

Cow: Im a cow can't you see? That I live country? Moo moo! I'm a cow!

Everyone????

Cow: Chew my cud, eat my hay. Same old stuff everyday. Moo Moo! I'm a cow!

Strawberrysmoothie: Give me that button! (takes button)

Author: How dare you!

Strawberrysmoothie: (pushes button)

(Transported back)

Strawberrysmoothie: That's enough for today!

Nextpicasso: Really?

PaNcAkEz: That's right! Its over!

Author: But we can always go to Harry Potter Puppet Pals!

Everyone signs off except Nextpicasso

Nextpicasso: Lets do it!


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