Author's Note: Okay I have no clue where this is going. Flames are welcome as I really don't care if you don't like Yaoi or you think there is to much Yaoi. To the people who hate Yaoi and want to comment: Go ahead and comment say I'm total shit and I know nothing about writing, because I don't care for your opinion. If I really want your opinion I'll beat it out of you. Okay? Okay. To the people who like Yaoi: Comments are welcomed and I really don't mind criticism as long as it will help me meet your needs. That's all that I want. I hope you enjoy this as it is a very random thought that came to me during school.
Summary: Things are happening to Hidan and Kakuzu can't figure it out. He tends to get a fever and then faint. But when he wakes up it's as if nothing happened. Though these symptoms happen at night will the day's happenings have any effect on Hidan and Kakuzu's relationship as partners in the Akatsuki?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But I can atleast rent the Bishies of the show…-smiles- Right Kishimoto-sensei?
The Money Collector and the Religious Zealot Chapter 1: A Nightly Visit By: Papermache and Peircings
The young man laid on his bed naked. Covering himself up from his restless sleep, he let his lavender eyes wander around his some what barren room. Apart from the small shrine and a bed with a small mirror and a closet there was nothing else. He raised his hand up and ran it through his white slicked back hair closing his eyes, he turned over to go back to sleep.
On the other side of the small flat another restless body laid. This patch worked skin dark in the night. His soft dark blue pants the only clothing he was wearing. His raven colored hair splayed across his face and pillow making his eyes the only thing you seen. His black eyes with green irises gazed up. Sighing he closed his eyes willing all thoughts to leave his mind.
Kakuzu woke from his sound sleep to whimpering. He had moved slightly from his spot and felt something warm against him. Looking down he seen his arms were full of a whimpering Hidan whose face looked like he had been crying. How he got in was the question as Kakuzu was the only one able to get in his room. Stroking Hidan's hair to comfort the Jashin follower, he sighed and laid there contemplating whether or not to wake him or leave him. Taking the waking as the best thing he could do he softly stroked Hidan's cheek before gently shaking his shoulder. Hidan opened his puffy watery lavender orbs slowly like a child weary from sickness. Jumping up Hidan stared wide eyed at the Waterfall nin.
"What the fuck!?!?" Hidan yelled looking very overwhelmingly hot. His flushed face turning redder by the minute, but not by anger. Grabbing onto the door frame Hidan supported himself, feeling dizzy.
"Ka-Kaku…zu…." Hidan fainted falling to the floor his body hot with fever and slick with sweat. Kakuzu ran to Hidan's side checking him for any kind of illness.
When he found none he looked at his partner confused. Kakuzu picked Hidan up and carried him to his bed to lay him down. After carefully placing the passed out man on his bed he went to the next room to get a basin of cool water and a clean towel. Placing the white cloth in the cool water Kakuzu wrung it out and placed it on Hidan's forehead making sure it wasn't to wet or to cold. Pulling the covers up to Hidan's chin, Kakuzu left the room. Sitting at the table in the dark he sipped a glass of water pondering what was going on with his partner. Closing his eyes and resting his head on his arms Kakuzu fell asleep at the table.
"Oi! Teme, get your fucking ass up!" Hidan said to Kakazu when he came into the kitchen. He was wearing thin black Shinobi pants that hung loosely around his hips. Kakuzu opened his eyes slowly before jumping up raising a fist.
"Don't fucking….." Kakuzu stopped mid-sentence. Walking forward towards the Jashin follower. Hidan backed up slightly not wanting to deal with a mad Kakuzu. Kakuzu kept advancing forward even after Hidan was against the wall. Pressing his body against the smaller males he whispered in Hidan's ear.
"What was wrong last night?" Kakuzu whispered lightly running his lips over Hidan's neck making him shiver. Whimpering Hidan tried to push Kakuzu away. Kakuzu smirked and pressed his lips firmly on Hidan's.
Author's Note: Yeah I know. I have so many Fanfics and I haven't uploaded any new chappies right? Well I am going to change that as I am moving all but 1 fanfic to this account. So how did you like the first chappie? Yeah not really entertaining, right? Please read and review.