Sup Y'all…My other story is on hiatus for now because I'm worried about potentially offensive material .I also know what I want to write but can't get it organized in my head so here's a one-shot for my peoples.
OH F~~K England was thinking but didn't dare say aloud, not when Sealand was with him. Finland and Sweden had left for their second honeymoon five hours earlier, leaving Sealand in his care. If that wasn't enough, his boss just called a mandatory emergency meeting and he needed to find a babysitter ASAP.
"Hullo? Germany? This is England. I need a babysitter for Sealand.""Hallo zis is Germany. I'm sorry but I can't make it."The other 25 calls he placed went the same way. Sinking onto the couch in despair, he flipped through his address book one last time."Hullo! I haven't seen this number before."
Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to try. England carefully punched in 555-5555. "Annyeonghaseyo! North Korea speaking" " Um" was all England could say. He only vaguely recalled the small female nation, as he had helped that git America fight her a while back. Alfred always told him about how she was such an evil commie, so he wasn't entirely sure he wanted her around Sealand. England, you have no other options. Just invite her and pray she doesn't set the house on fire."Herro? Who is this?" her voice on the other end jolted him back to reality."Um, yes this is England. I was wondering if you could come over and watch Sealand for a few hours."
"When?" "Right now" "Oh, I'll be right over." Peter appeared over his shoulder just as he was hanging up. " Watcha doing Jerk England" Arthur looked up at the younger nation. " Well Peter, I have a meeting to go to. Your babysitter will be here soon so don't blow up the house." "OK" said Sealand, going to turn on the TV. England stole a hasty glance at his watch. "Oh no! I was supposed to be there 5 minutes ago!" He grabbed his tea, wrote down some emergency numbers and flew out the door.
Not 15 minutes later, Sealand had dozed off and was woken up by a bicycle bell. A girl not much older than him with long black hair walked in through the door and turned to face him. "Hi! I'm your babysitter, North Korea. You can call me Min." "I'm Peter. Come here often?" "No,No I don't" "Oh" Sealand got up and walked to the kitchen to get some water."Hey Min?""Yeah?""Are you even old enough to babysit me?""Psssh!I'm 17. What are you,eight?"
Oh, god! She's probably experimenting on him at this very moment. Arthur had been worrying all evening. The meeting was almost over, thankfully, and he could soon return to the war zone that was his house. He even stopped by the bank to get some money to pay the cops for their troubles. As he walked in the front door he heard soft singing coming from the bedroom. After a quick inspection, the house was deemed unchanged and he decided to check the bedroom. Going down the hallway, the lyrics became clear to him.
"And on that day, when you need your brothers and sisters to care"
"I'll be right there"
North Korea exited the room right as he was entering. "Shh! He's fast asreep" England gave her the 20 dollars he owed her and reminded himself to invite her for high tea the next day.
The to any who can guess what song she was singing.