Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of its characters
There lived a twisted man,
With a twisted wand,
With his twisted childhood
He had no twisted bond.
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He loved his twisted school,
With its twisted past,
He joined the twisted House
And set it twisted tasks:
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"Kill those twisted fiends,
With their twisted blood,
Unworthy of my twisted gaze
They're just some twisted duds."
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Alas his twisted words,
Inflamed some twisted minds,
Forming twisted ideals,
They set some twisted lines:
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Those of twisted lineage,
Should be twisted to a knot,
Tossed outside like twisted garbage
Left out there to rot.
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But one bright twisted day,
That horrid twisted man,
Failed to kill all twisted ones
And met his twisted end.
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Who is this twisted man?
With a twisted wand?
Why, he's Lord Tom Twiddlethumbs
Or (maybe) Voldemort.
A/N: I was bored. And I know he's not called Tom Twiddlethumbs, but I dunno, he seems to like to twirl his wand and talk to himself a lot, instead of killing Harry. No offence. Hmm... Please review :)