Hello, this is my first fan fiction so I hope you enjoy it. It is a comedy what-if story about what went on in SOLDIER before Crisis Core. I would like to give thanks to Ambitus of Umbra for helping me to publish this and SageQuill for their stories that inspired me to write this. Do check out their stories, they are great.
Chapter 1: Initiation.
"So, what is your name?" the silver haired general asked the new recruit. "Zack, Zack Fair!" the new SOLDIER replied back.
"Well," said Director Lazard, obviously impressed to have another SOLDIER in the building, "this is Zack, the new SOLDIER in our building, so I want one of you to look after." Immediately Sephiroth declined, saying something along the lines of hating most of humanity and newbies. Genesis said nothing, instead continued to read LOVELESS, like he did, every day. So, it was left to Angeal, to train the new SOLDIER, mould him into his own image, and most of important….
"Ow!" It all happened at once. First, Genesis was reading LOVELESS, in a world of his own, the next minute, Zack runs into him screaming something about 'the taser of death'.
The next day
"Alright Zack," said Angeal, trying to put on as much of a tough guy act that he could, "Today we are going to learn weapon basics. Since about a year ago, we are not aloud to give sharp weapons to new SOLDIERs. The president made that very clear, what with the incident and all. This is a weapon, Zack," he said, as he passed the sword to the newbie. "This is blunt, so do worry about injuring anyone."
"Question mister,"
"Yes Zack"
"Can you teach me to be as strong as Sephiroth?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because, you can't even use a weapon, let alone jump skyscrapers and slice faster than the eye can see."
"Please!"
"Listen Zack, if you can use this fire materia, then I'll teach you all that I know."
Never has a mistake ever so bad been made in human history. Half of the entire floor was put ablaze and there were many civilians injured and killed.
"What the hell happened?" asked Director Lazard, as he began to fan the fire from his new suit.
"The new recruit." said Angeal.
"Where is Genesis" asked Sephiroth, the silver haired general, who had just got out of the building.
The three simply looked as Genesis was carried away in a stretcher, still sitting up, reading LOVELESS in the exact same pose he had been in all day.
"So mister, how did I do?" asked Zack.
So what do you think. If you like it, I'll put up another chapter. Come on, comment, please!