Disclaimer: Don't own, understand?
AN: This is for A Sirus crush on Moony's challenge 'I'm about to die!" I'm not used to first person, so please bear with me. This isn't my best work by a long shot.
AN2: Some idiot has told me that putting characters in a slash relationship is 'Character bashing'. Does that make thslightest bit of sense to anyone?
I suppose you want to talk to me about the day that I died? Ever since Harry defeated the man who killed me, Lord Voldemort, EVERYONE wants to know. Very well, I suppose you'd better take a seat on one of the toilet cubicles and make yourself comfortable. No its not wet, I haven't flooded the toilets today.
Where do I start? Well I suppose that I should start with why I was in the toilets to begin with. Well I was in there crying my eyes out. Olive Hornby had been teasing me about my glasses. She was being really cruel to me and I ran out of the class crying my eyes out. I came here because it was the closest place for me to cry in private. On reflection, it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do, especially with the Chamber of Secrets being opened and all of the attacks going on, but I WAS UPSET!
I was sitting there, right on the very toilet you're sitting on right now, crying my eyes out. There's no need to get up, it isn't contagious you know. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. There I was, crying my eyes out, alternating between wishing that I was dead and wishing that Olive Hornby, that bullying b%$£#, was dead. This wasn't the first time she'd driven me to tears either, no this was the end of a long, continuous campaign.
I heard the door open and someone come in. I thought that it might be Olive Hornby, sent to find me, so I shut up. I didn't want to talk to Olive, or let her know I was here at all.
But it wasn't Olive Hornby. No, it was a boy. A boy speaking in some completely strange language that wasn't English. Again, on reflection, I should have realised that it was Slytherin's heir. But instead, I simply saw red. I wanted to be left to cry in peace and here was some STUPID boy, playing games in a girls lavatory, a place he really shouldn't have been in. I stepped out and suddenly I saw a pair of big yellow eyes.
As I felt my body stiffen and my life drain away, I had one final thought. I thought to myself that I'm going to get you for this, Olive Hornby!
Of course, I spent the next few years haunting Olive, oh yes. She ended up going to the ministry to make me stay away, which is just typical. Olive gets me killed and she's allowed to just go on with her life and I hang around as a ghost! It's not FAIR!