Part 1-Confusion
Chapter 1-The beginnings
Disclaimer: No, I don't own SG-1 or Farscape they belong to their respective companies cos if I owned them you'd be watching this on TV not reading it here on This is my first fic and is self proof read but hopefully it's not that bad (lol) anyway enjoy
Dr. Daniel Jackson and his wife Vala were sat in the SGC briefing room. They were meant to be listening to another member of their team –Lt. Col. Samantha Carter PhD, explain about the atmospheric properties of P8X-497, their next mission destination, well supposedly listening. The Pair appeared to be taking notes but, as the other 2 members of their team Lt. Col. Cameron Mitchell and Teal'c knew full well, they were passing notes.
'What about Charlie?'
'We don't even know if it's a boy or girl yet!'
'Well if it's a girl it can be short for Charlotte and if it's a boy it can be short for Charles.'
'Vala, I don't think Charlie is such a good idea,
'Why?'
'It's complicated'
A small piece of paper flew across from the other side of the table
'Guys I know you're excited but I think you should start listening to Sam.
Cam'
'Jack never listened either, Exactly.'
'O'Neill also frequently got himself and others in to considerable danger .T.'
"SG-1!" bellowed Maj. Gen. Hank Landry "Stop passing notes like 5 year olds and pay attention or it'll be another SG team going on this mission"
"Yes sir" Mitchell automatically responded. Vala rolled her eyes, sighed and proceeded to start writing another note, earning her not only warning glances from the rest of her team but also a furious glance from the General and Head of the SGC.
On board Moya, Chiana has crawled through Moya's infer-structure to reach the quarters of Aeryn and John Sun-Crichton. Normally she wouldn't have risked being on the receiving end of one of Aeryn's pantak jabs but she decided that in this case it was worth it. Chiana adored the human-Sebacean child who was named after her dead lover. D'argo Sun-Crichton however had not been so fond of Chiana after she had force fed him some of Noranti's home cooking. Chiana soon regretted her decision, when the child's Sebacean mother walked in followed by her human husband.
"Hey, Pip, What are you doing in here?" asked Crichton as patiently as ever, on the other hand Aeryn's temper soon got the better of her, "Chiana, get out! I told you not to come in here"
"But…"
"Last time D'argo became seriously ill"
"Not to mention we couldn't find anything in here for about a weeken" Crichton muttered, she began to smirk at this last part, until she saw the murderous expression on Aeryn's face.
'Aeryn's become so moody since she became pregnant with their second child, though from what Rygel said at least she isn't as bad as her mother Xhalax was' thought Chiana as she hurried out of the converted cell.
Sam couldn't believe that the rest of her team had pulled that stunt during briefing but she was pretty sure she knew who was responsible – Daniel and Vala. They had been annoying enough since they got married but since they had found out that Vala was pregnant the pair had been insufferable. As she walked into the gate room she realised juts how much she was dreading the mission to P8X-497.
"How 'bout we chuck them through the gate and leave them there" suggested an annoyed Mitchell when he found out that they were waiting on Daniel and Vala, again. Just as Mitchell finished his sentence the pair walked in whispering conspiratorially. As the gate was dialled the rest of the team realised it was going to be a l-o-n-g day. Only two even had hints of smiles on their faces as they stepped through the event horizon.
Moya was in orbit round a smal commerce planet. Inside the crew were 'discussing' who was going down to the planet to grt the supplies they needed
" I am the best fighter here"
"We don't need fighters, it's a time of peace- besides I wanna go"
"We need a negotiator and I will be happy to fufill that role"
"Rygel has a point Chiana- and last time we took you to a commerce planet you stole a family heirloom from the leader of the settlement, we barely got out alive!"
"I was only looking Aeryn! Besides it's not like you haven't got us into trouble before!" argued Chiana.
"Whoa, Whoa, we don't need to argue over who's going on simple supply run!" That statement earned him daggers- If looks could kill he'd be dead 3 times over.Once again he realised how hard it wa ssbeing the captain of Moya. It wa stime like these that he missed his late brother in arms, Ka'D'argo. He didn't know how the Luxan had controlled pompous Hynerian Dominar, the still child-like Nebari thief no to mention the ex-peacekeeper with a tendancy to shoot first and ask questions later, and all without loosing his temper too often. After a few microts he said
"Aeryn, Chiana, Rygel, you can all come down to the comerce planet but no arguing or snurching!" looking piontedly at Chiana and Rygel. 3 arns later they were aming their way through the settlement's market. Rygel was still bargining for parts for Aeryn's prowler, Chiana had gone shopping and Aeryn had gone to scout out the area. Crichton had decided that they ha dspent enough time on the planet
and that soon Moya would have been getting worrried about them. He wa sabout to turn round and headed abck to the stall where he had last seen Rygel when he thought he saw Aeryn less than a metre a way form him. From behind she had the sam eblack hair as Aeryn, same build and same height but not the same clothes.She had evidently sensed him staring at her and had turned round, she looked identical to Aeryn- apart from the clothes and the hairstyle. Crichton wolfwhistled at the woman he believed to be his wife.
"Baby,how did you find the U.S military gear, have you been going through my IASA stuff again?"
"Excuse me?" was the only reply he got
"You know you look better in your leathers"
"Mitchell, stop fooling around, Sam sent me to find you, she saya we have to get back to the gate,Muscles has been injured!"
"Aeryn, what ar eoyu talkin gabout we gotta grab Chiana and Rygel and get back to Moya"
"I'm not Aeryn, wait a minute. Michell did you lose your pants again because General Landry is going to kill you, anyway you didn't need a whoe new outfit"
"Aeryn, I'm not Mitchell,it's me John!"
"Michell stop it!"
'Frell, for someone who says she isn't Aeryn she sure does look and sound just like her!" as Crichton was thinking this the woman's radio buzzed into life
"Vala make your way back to the gate, Mitchell's turned up, we gotta go!"said a woman's voice
"Sam, that's impossible, Mitchell is stood right in front of me" she responded
"Hell I ain't" came the reply-from a man who as far as Crichton could comprehend sounded just like him
"Hey what did you do to your clothes ?" came a second male voice
"Nothing why?"
"Well I can see you and you're wearing black leather."
"No, I'm wearing my uniform"
"Frell!" exclaimed Crichton and grabbed the radio much to Vala's annoyance
"Hey" she said indignantly.
"Um, Hi, I'm Commander John Robert Sun-Crichton of IASA"
"John!" it was Samantha Carter
"Hey,I'd know that voice anywhere but right now Sam you gotta put down your guns down and tell Aeryn. I called and not to shoot!"
A/N: All reveiws and flames are welcome, plaese let me know if my characterisation is off : )