Disclaimer: still dont own anything but the stupid idea behind this...

A/N: I wrote this as I read the last Harry Potter installment. Not sure how that happened but I couldn't read in peace till this idea left me alone. Not betaed or spell checked so all misttakes are mine.


"Kate I didnt know you like dancing" Tony was surprised at the new revelation as he heard the two female members of their team discussing how Kate had spent her weekend.

"There's a lot about Kate you don't know Tony" Gibbs had walked in with a coffee cup in one hand and a huge Caff-Pow in the other. This statement caused the three other agents and one lab tech to stare at him in utter amazement.

Then again Gibbs knowing this information shouldn't have surprised them as he was Gibbs and being Gibbs usually meant he knew everything.

"So what type of dancing do you do or practice or whatever?" Tony wanted to know more about his coworker's after hour activities.

"It depends on who I'm with DiNozzo" she replied exasperatedly. "What the heck does that mean?" now he was confused and it showed on his face. McGee and Abby stood silently just watching the two.

"It depends, you twit, on who I'm dancing with," she reiterated so he could understand her. "So if you were dancing with me then you'd be doing..." his sentence was cut midway by her "the waltz," she finished for him and this caused McGee and Abby to giggle silently and Gibbs's smirk returned.

Tony seemed hurt by the response he saw on the other's faces but he continued anyway "what about McGee?" "With him I'd be doing the chacha" she looked in McGee's direction and winked at him asking him to play along in this absurd question and answer session with Tony.

Tony looked around and saw the last man standing in the lab and he knew the last answer she would give would be worth all the trouble he had just gone through. "And if, Kate, you were dancing with Special Agent Jethro Gibbs then what dance style would you be doing?" he emphasized Gibbs's name making Kate quite self conscious.

Before she could answer his question though Gibbs beat her to it and he said "The Ramba" his smirk turning into a dopey grin.

Kate looked up to see Gibbs's face and the grin he had wanted to make her walk up to him and torture him just like he did to her now. Abby's mouth was shaped like an O, McGee's face was flushed and he focused on a spot just behind Kate trying not to make eye contact with her. Tony was now more baffled then ever even though he knew how the dances went the last reaction from his teammates really left him puzzled.

"Am I missing something here?" he asked when the silence had become long and uncomfortable.

Abby started "the rumba, Tony, is a vertical expression of a horizontal wish" she giggled as she finished and McGee got redder in the face if it was possible. Kate shifted on her feet and looked uncomfortable but Gibbs was calm and still grinning.

Tony still had the look of utter confusion on his face. Keeping the dopey grin on his face he walked over to where Tony stood and slapped him on the back of the head, "a bit slow on the uptake today DiNozzo," and made his way to the elevator. This made him think harder and finally it hit him.

"Oh my..." but before he could say anything else Kate walked past him and elbowed him in the gut. "Don't even think about what you're thinking" she said as she knew his mind was already buzzing with different thoughts none of which would have been good and traced her boss's footsteps to the elevator and got in just before the doors swished closed.


that's it for now.

hope you guys liked it and reviews will be appreciated.

till next time, cheers

hellraiser