A/N: okay...so yeah...this is a story that i am writing with my friend, Valkyria. This is pretty much what we got done on one lunch break...while eating.
Me: okay...so who wants to do the thing about how we dont own anything?
Gaara/Sai: you just did...and its called a Disclaimer...
Me: Oh...
Gaara/Sai/Valkyria: -sighs and face palms-
Me: oh and one thing that I think is kinda funny...what Gaara does is written in pink ink on the paper
Gaara/Sai: thats not really funny...
Sai/Me/Valkyria: Review...or this story will disappear...and we will lock Gaara in a closet by himself!
Gaara: Wait...what? I didn't agree to that!
Gaara walked towards the Leaf Village, clearly annoyed that the Hokage had a 'private mission' that only the Kazekage could do. Sai was sitting on the wall, sketching the forest beyond, he watched as a figure drew near, a sand gourd on is back. Sai'd been instructed to greet him, so he put away his brush and scroll and jumped down before the other. This caused Gaara to glare, which proved that he was obviously not in a good mood. Sai gave him a charming 'smile', "Hello, you must be the Kazekage." "Yes I am, and I'm not in the mood so quit trying to trick me into thinking that that smile is real." Gaara growled slightly. "Very well." Sai let his smile drop, "I'm Sai, I've been instructed to escort you on your mission." "Whatever. You probably already know my name." Gaara asked, though it was more of a statement. Sai nodded once, "Shall we?" Gaara scoffed then started walking, completely ignoring Sai. Sai was following silently. His black eyes drifted down on Gaara's figure to his butt. He cocked his head to get a better view, "Nice..." he said softly. Gaara, who had heard the comment, whirled around, to see Sai now staring at his crotch, "What the hell are you doing?" Sai looked up, caught, 'oh, shit...' "Pardon?" he asked, innocently. "Why the Hell were you staring at my ass?" Gaara yelled. Sai blinked, "Why would I? You're not even hot." Sai scoffed. Gaara growled, then turned and started walking, obviously pissed.
A/N: this would be longer...but Valkyria forgot to write her line, so this is all we got...