Disclaimer: I own Nothing in this other than my OCs through the fire and flames is mostly guitar solo so I did not put up the lyrics. I am trying to make it follow my story but send in any dares at once.
My POV
"Hello everyone welcome to my first ToD I Hope I get some good dares," I, wearing a Cloud costume, say to the camera controlled by Jouji, who is in a Sephiroth costume. I then look to my left and see Noxlag, in a Fullmetal Alchemist costume behind an energy shield.
Then I see Roland in his Pride costume and his recruits bring in about 20 people.
He hands me a list of those he got.
Larxene
Axel
Cole MacGrath
Roxas
Namine
Alistair
Xemnas – MIA
Luxord
Marluxia
Demyx
Darth Vader
Xigbar
Xaldin
Vexen
Saix
Zexion
Lexaeus
Terra-Xehanort
I then here a surprised shriek from Jouji. Instead of Larxene I see Ralene, a princess, her original. "Roland how did you find Ralene?" I ask him, I then realize that none of them are the Nobodies, but they are the originals (post KH2). I correct the list.
Ralene
Lea
Cole MacGrath
Sora
Kairi
Alistair
Xemnas – MIA
Rould
Lumaria
Myde
Darth Vader
Braig
Dilan
Even
Isa
Ienzo
Aeleus
Terra-Xehanort
After I fix the list they all have regained their senses, "Hello everyone, I hope you weren't hurt too much,"
Lea, who is dressed as a ninja, is the first to respond saying, "Where are we?" I then see Cole, dressed as a vampire, try to drain the power out of my studio and Darth Vader, or batman, tries to choke me. I reach for a switch on a wall and flip it and the pressure on my neck goes away and the power returns to the studio.
"Alright thanks to the brains from Big Mt. we have a pacification Field that is set up so you guys cannot fight each other, or me" I say pointing to the floating brains behind the window.
Cole says, "Sorry for draining it. I am just low on energy I have been in a coma from activating the RFI, and they dragged me through some water."
I say, "Roland, I thought I told you not to let him touch water," I then whisper to myself, "I knew my theory was correct." I then look at Lea and answer his question. "Lea, you are at my studio. My name is Logan. This is a ToD," A few people try to run but when they reach the doors they are lock and since they can't bring out their weapons not even a keyblade can open it. Everyone except Ralene sit down and some scowl at me, "Sorry Jouji, Ralene needs to join the others," he pouts and Ralene joins the others.
"There are some rules for this ToD.
I will not allow anything above T Rating
I will allow same characters from different points in their life. I.E. Lightning from all three FFXIII games.
When I receive a request for a character I will add all their time periods to the poll.
Any characters are allowed except for enemies that their are multiple of like Shadow heartless.
Yaoi and Yuri are allowed as long as it is "T" or below
If a Dare is above "T" I will try to include it but not in the way you meant. I.E. you ask for seven minutes in heaven and they will play kid Icarus for seven minutes.
No killing each other.
If there is a tie for first in the voting i will bring all people who are tied in in the next episode.
"Also you don't have to do the truths and dare but then you have to face your worst fear in The Room of Terror," everybody covers their ears waiting for the thunder, "The Sfx are still in progress," I say when no thunder sounds, I continue, saying, "in the room of terror you will face things worse than your worst fears," then I laugh maniacally, "Also when truths and dares are in effect the pacification field goes down. Be warned! If you try to escape, the Room of Terror is actually surrounding the studio and the only way for you to get out without going through the Room of Terror is with my permission."
All injuries will be healed A.S.A.P. the brains are pretty good doctors," I say then a letter falls from a hatch in the ceiling. I open it and say, "Our first Truths and Dares already. Wow! It is from my friends Xain and Price," Everyone groans
Sora then says, "Why are you giving us dares on the first day? Everyone usually gives us a day!"
I then say to sora, with a grin, "Well most people don't have people they have told ahead of time so that they can send dares on the first day," I grin.
Darth then says, "Impressive,"
Hello Losers, this is Price from DSEnt. I hope you're all ready for hell
Truths:
Lumaria, Dilan, Even, and Aeleus: Which of you four do you think has the biggest weapon?
Lumaria: Are you wearing a wig?
Sora: Are you stupid or retarded?
Rould: What are you bad habits? List alphabetically.
Isa: Who named you and why did they name you Isa?
Lea: If you were invisible what is the first thing you would do?
Ralene: Who is the best looking person in this room, other than Jouji?
Isa: if you could enslave anyone in the room to be your slave then who? What would you make them do?
Kairi: [Censored]
Rould: have you ever been arrested?
Even: people say that you're a creepy, old scientist who hangs around a little kid, what do you say to that?
Dares:
Myde: Jump into the room of terror
Ralene and Lea: Kiss each other while Jouji watches.
Jouji: Watch them kiss.
Darth Vader: Do an interpretation of Xemnas.
Myde: French a dog.
Ienzo: Sing I'm a little teapot with actions.
Alistair: Dance like a Ballerina.
Ralene and Cole: Swap Clothes.
Kairi: Imitate someone.
Everyone other than Logan and Kairi: Who is Kairi imitating?
Braig: Moonwalk across the room.
Even: kick the person you hate the most where the sun don't shine.
Aeleus: Dance!
Rould: Go up to the person you have a crush on and french kiss them.
Kairi: Kiss Ralene.
Lea and Lumaria: Do the gangnam style.
Cole: Do the Macarena.
Myde: Eat a pine cone.
Lea and Jouji: Compliment each other twice.
Darth Vader and Jouji: Give each other you're clothes.
Well that is a lot of truths and dares you two, let's start with the truths" I say before I read the first truth out loud, "Lumaria, Dilan, Even, and Aeleus which of you has the biggest weapon?"
Lumaria, a fairy, Dilan, a soldier, and Even, Dr. Frankenstein, all say "Aeleus" while he, a sumo wrestler, says, "Me," they even get them out and lay them side by side and it is true Aeleus' is the biggest in all dimensions.
"Ok that was easy," I say before reading the next truth, "Lumaria is that a wig?"
"No! It is all natural!" he yells at me.
"Alright, alright don't bite my head off. Next question, Sora, are you stupid or retarded," I say with a little shock, "Sora I do not believe either way but I have to ask because it was sent in,"
Sora, in his Halloween town getup says with a look of understanding, "I am not either and if you are referring to the Soriku Fandom I love Kairi," he says the when he realizes what he says he blushes as red as my Eidolon's armor. Kairi is also blushing.
"Well it looks like we already have a pairing!" I exclaim. I turn to Rould, Satan, and say, "List your bad habits, Alphabetically."
He starts:
Abuse of Alcohol
Abuse of Drugs
Abuse of Munny
Abuse of Power
[Censored]
[Censored]
Gambling
[Censored]
[Censored]
[Censored]
Xeroxing my [Censored]
"Ewww," everyone says throughout the list. I then notice a lot of people are barfing while Cole is trying to avoid the liquid spewing everywhere. He fails a few time and he isn't the only one who gets fried.
"I am so glad I thought ahead and installed a censor," Jouji says, "at least the audience won't hear those 6 habits."
"I am scarred for life," Says Kairi, matching sora already.
"N-next truth," I say somewhat stunned by both what he said and how nonchalantly he said it, "Isa who named you and why did they name you Isa?
Isa, A knight, replies "My parents, And it was based on the biblical name Esau."
"Very interesting," I say to Isa then I read the next question, "Lea if you could turn invisible what is the first thing you would do?"
He replies "Burn Nox," after which Noxlag gets angry.
"And this is why I installed the shield. I had just expected it would be Roxas or Xemnas that got him pissed though. Speaking of which where is he?"
One of the recruits stumbles in carrying a bag, "There you are John what took you so long?" Says Roland.
John then runs up to me and puts his hidden blade to my throat, "I had to wade through the rubble of CO and reach the first still intact floor only to have to go through these weirdly designed floors and then finally find him on the top floor All because of your dare to deathonwings1203!" He then sheathes his hidden blade and then unties the bag to reveal Xemnas, in a costume of Kingdom Hearts itself.
"Hey, I had no idea that Riku would destroy the entire building!" I tell john then explain what is going on to Xemnas.
*10 minutes later*
Xemnas is chasing me around my own studio, when I hear a gunshot and he collapses. I look over at Nox and see that he has his gunsword out, "I have been waiting to do that," he says then Xemnas gets back up and takes his seat.
I then turn to Ralene's seat and realize she isn't in it and I look towards Jouji and see her next to him. I scowl at him then ask Ralene, "Other than Jouji, who is the best looking person in this room? And sit back in your seat," She goes back to her seat.
She then says, "Hmm… maybe, Lea?" To which Lea blushes.
I then look at the next question with concern, "Xain, Price, You guys do realize this is Isa not Saix right? Well the question is 'Isa, if you could enslave anyone in the room to be your slave then who? What would you make them do?"
Isa has a confused look on his face but then says, "Probably… Xemnas, and I would make him release all the people he has enslave and made into the new organization XIII."
I nod my head then take a look at the next question and say, "Sorry guys I cannot ask Kairi that, it is too adult for this ToD,"
She give me a quizzical look, "What did they ask,"
"Are you sure you want to know?" I ask her.
She nods and I hand her the list of questions and she starts steaming, "When I find out who Xain and Price are I am going to kill them!"
Sora then takes a look and gets just as angry, "You guys are dead!"
I try to take the list back but then Kairi starts to rip up the list, "Wait Kairi there are still other questions," Then another note falls through the hatch, I grab that letter and get the list back from Kairi. I open and read the note
Dear all members of ToD. we've come to the conclusion that you hate us and might want to kill us, well the answer is simple as this. We just don't give a ** about what you feel. If you get tricked your ****.
P.S
Kairi answer the question please
I do not read or mention the post script. I take a look at the note.
Hello Losers, this is Pri SEnt. I hope you're eady for h l
Truths:
ria, Dilan, Ev leus: Which of you four do you has the biggest weapon?
Lumaria: Are ing a wig?
Sora: Are you stup ed?
apha
Isa: Who named you and why did they name you Isa?
Lea: If what is th t thing you would do?
Ral e: Who is the be rson in this than Jouji?
Isa: if you r slave then who? What make them do?
Ro ave y en arrested?
Even: people cientist who hangs a kid, what d to that?
Dares:
Myde: Jump of terror
Ral hile Jouji watches.
Jouji: ss.
D ader: Do on of Xemnas.
Myd og.
Ien ttle te ctions.
Alis a Ballerina.
Rale e: Swap Clothes.
Kairi: Imi ne.
Everyone o is Kairi imitating?
Braig: Moo e room.
Even: kick th sun don't shine.
Aeleus: Dance!
Rould: Go up to t nd french kiss them.
Lea and am style.
Cole: carena.
Myd cone.
Lea ompliment eac e.
Darth V ou're clothes.
"Dang Kairi you shredded this thing, I cannot decipher it at all. Fortunately I can just look at the beginning of the recording," I say after looking at the list then I pull up the beginning of the show. "Alright the next question is for Rould 'Have you ever been arrested?' And the answer is obviously yes but you would know that if it weren't for the censor. But you do not want to know what was censored. Next question is for Even, 'people say that you're a creepy, old scientist who hangs around a little kid, what do you say to that?" I turn to Even.
He says "Ienzo is like a son to me."
Ienzo, wearing a Frankenstein's monster costume, smiles.
"And now for the dares," I say then sweatdrop, "Myde, you have no choice, I am sorry but into the room of terror with you," he, who was too lazy to put on a costume, goes in and we hear screams from the other side.
"Next dare, Ralene and Lea have to kiss while Jouji has to watch? Oh gosh guys you must want to die," I say then say to Nox, "Time to get Myde out,"
As he opens the door Myde doesn't come out but we hear his voice say, "No, no there cannot be two of you," to which Nox sweatdrops. He then pulls Myde out of the room and he looks beaten, shot, and bruised all over. Then Ralene and Lea kiss while Jouji dives into the Room of Terror with his gummi armor on. Ralene then sweatdrops. we hear gunshots, laser-fire, and missile launching from the Room of Terror.
"Well then, next dare, Darth Vader, do an interpretation of Xemnas."
Darth then goes up to Xemnas and says, "Give me one of your lightsabers."
Xemnas then says, "They aren't lightsabers, their…" before he can finish his sentence Darth rolls up Xemnas' sleeve and rips out one of the sabers, "Aah! Goddamn it, that isn't a lightsaber!"
Darth replies, "It looks like one to me," he then starts the imitation, "Give me Kingdom Hearts! I use two lightsabers but call them 'Aetherial Blades'!" he then hands Xemnas back his lightsaber and sits down while the brains re-implant it into his arm.
"Next, Myde, french a dog? Xain and price, you guys are signing your own deathwish," I say to them as Fluffy, from harry potter, enters the studio. Myde, still shaking from his trip into the Room of Terror, decides to kiss the dog, who leaves afterward. I then go to the door to the Room of Terror and open it to see Jouji unscathed but without his armor and in the fetal position. "The next dare is Ienzo, sing I'm a little teacup, with the action," I laugh, "Ok, Xain and Price, you guys are just crazy, like me."
A scowling Ienzo pulls the beginning stance and starts singing,
"I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle," He leans to the left, "Here is my spout," He leans to the right, "When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out," He leans farther to the right.
"I'm a very special pot
It's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout," Ienzo switches the sides he has the handle and spot on, "Tip me over and pour me out," He leans far to the left,
"I'm a little teapot
Short and stouts
Here is my handle," Ienzo leans to the right, and by this point everyone but him and Even are laughing, "Here is my spout," He leans to the left, "When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out," He leans farther to the left.
"I'm a very special pot
It's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout," Ienzo switches back to the original stance, "Tip me over and pour me out," He leans far to the right, then goes and sits down.
I calm down and say, "Nice job Ienzo! Now for then next dare, Alistair," I read it and start laughing, "D-dance like a b-ballerina."
He, a Hurllock, gets up and heads to the Room of Terror, Just before he opens the door he says, "Not even if their are 5 million Arch-demons in here," he walk into the room. We hear screams, fire breath and through the wall.
"Ok… Next dare, Ralene and Cole, You each need to where each others clothes, fortunately I have extra's of all of your clothes because I had expected someone to ask you to wear another person's clothes," I say as I go to the back and bring out extra's of each others clothes, "There are changing rooms next to the bathrooms,: I say as I hand Cole a Woman's version of the Radiant Garden Guard clothes, and hand Ralene a copy of Cole's clothes, "While they are changing I will announce the next dare. Kairi you have to imitate someone and everyone else has to guess who you are imitating,"
She then asks, "Can I have access to the extra clothes?"
"Yes, Kairi," I say then she goes to the back after whispering to me who she is imitating.. After she goes into the dressing room, Ralene and Cole come out and they both look ridiculous. They change back and Kairi comes out right after them. She comes out wearing a black organization coat, with black dyed hair and wielding her keyblade with the kingdom chain.
Everybody seems stumped and nobody can seem to figure it out but then Nox says, "Xion,"
"Correct!" Kairi says. She then goes and changes back, while Xemnas grumbles.
I say, "Good job, Kairi! Next dare, Braig Moonwalk."
He, Dressed as a Pirate, because he still has and injured eye thanks to Larxene, so it is the only thing he could go as, nods with a smirk and I pull up the song, "Billie Jean,"
She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene
Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love
And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
For Forty Days And for Forty Nights
The Law was on her Side
But Who Can Stand When She's In Demand
Her Schemes And Plans
'Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round
So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
Do think Twice
She Told My Baby We'd Danced 'Til Three
Then She Looked At Me
She Showed A Photo Of A Baby Crying
His Eyes Looked Like Mine
Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
She Came And Stood Right By Me
Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume
This Happened Much Too Soon
She Called Me To Her Room
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
He stops and we all cheer, "Nice job," Myde says.
"Yeah, That was good," Ralene says and everyone else agrees
"Awesome job Braig, Next dare, Even kick whoever you want…" I start laughing, "Where… the sun… don't shine," Even runs up to Nox and kick him down there.
"Why you [Censored]ing piece of [Censored]!" Nox says and starts to run after him but I pull the shield back up.
"Next, Aeleus, Dance!" I say to him. Then Jouji starts playing the song "Through the fire and flames," and Aeleus does pretty good, "Nice job! Next dare, Rould go up to your crush and kiss them."
He replies "My crush isn't here."
"Then you have to tell us who it is," Jouji tell him.
"No thank you," he says before pulling a beaten, bruised, and burned Alistair out of the Room of Terror and going in we hear a lot of sounds that sound like metal hitting metal, then shriek sand screams.
"Finally somebody has some fans get to them!" I say as I look at the video to get the next dare, "We have a Yuri Dare. that was kind of quick compared to mist's Tod,"Kairi kiss Ralene."
Ralene and Kairi are both pissed, but don't want to go into the Room of Terror, so they kiss each other on the cheeks. Jouji and Sora look away while the rest of us laugh. Still laughing I go and get Rould out of the Room of Terror.
Rould is in a dress and his original clothes are in shreds and are being fought over. He goes into the changing room thankful that i have spares of all the clothes and changes. I readout the next dare, "Lea and Lumaria do the gangnam style dance," The both run into the room of terror.
We hear shrieks and a few girls yell "Axel!" To which we hear his voice reply, "My name is not Axel, It is Lea! I have no makeup under my eyes!"
We laugh when we hear that then I read the next dare. "Cole do the Macarena."
He Nods shaking, probably worried about an ocean being in the Room of Terror. He starts dancing when Jouji pulls up the music.
(I am not trying to seduce you)
When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que estoy buena
They all want me, they can't have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chant with me
And if you're good I'll take you home with me
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
The boy who's name is Vitorino
Ha! I don't want him, can't stand him
He was no good so I, ha ha ha
Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
(Ay! Ay!)
(Ay! Ay!)
(Ay! Ay!)
(I am not trying to seduce you)
(Ay!)
M-M-Macarena
M-M-Macarena
M-M-Macarena
(Ay!)
M-M-Macarena
M-M-Macarena
M-M-Macarena
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
(Ay!)
Come and find me, my name is Macarena
Always at the party con las chicas que son buena
Come join me, dance with me
And all you fellows chant along with me
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!
(Ay!)
We are laughing like crazy, I then look at the list and say, only a couple more guys, wait Terra-Xehanort doesn't have any," I see him, A X-blade, smiling, "I am going to announce the last three at once, Myde, you have to eat a pine cone, Lea and Jouji have to compliment each other and Darth and Jouji have to switch clothes, Sorry guys that last one isn't possible without killing Darth." I then realize that Lumaria and lea are still in the Room of Terror. I get them out. Myde picks up a pine cone and eats it.
Lea then says to Jouji,"Your gummi weapons are awesome and your technological ability is amazing."
Jouji replies saying, "Thanks, your power over fire is impressive and your shields are pretty cool."
Lea replies, "Thank you."
I then announce, "And that marks the end of this first episode please vote on the poll and PM me truths and dares."