Title: Scorpius Does Drag
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Albus S. Potter & Scorpius Malfoy, implied Teddy Longbottom & Scorpius Malfoy
Warnings: This fic is written post-DH and is stemmed from the epilogue. It contains frank discussion of cross-dressing.
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters by any means. They are the sole property of J.K. Rowling. I just like writing slash.
Author/Story Notes: Please leave me constructive criticism after reading each chapter. It helps me improve my writing. Also, the story has kind of taken a much different turn than I had originally planned. Please hang in there with me as I write this.

Summary: Albus and Scorpius have fallen in love with each other but they suffer through a strained open relationship. After a one-night stand Scorpius tries to win Albus back.


Scorpius had snuck into the Gryffindor common room after curfew with the help of Albus' invisibility cloak. Albus was sitting in front of the fireplace reading the latest edition of The Quibbler when he heard the portrait of the Fat Lady swing open.

"Scorpi, is that you, darling?" asked Albus.

"Yes, darling, it's me." Scorpius said in return. He pulled the portrait shut and crawled through the hole into the common room. Albus nearly shrieked when he saw Scorpius in girls' clothing.

"My chest still hasn't grown and my bra is still too big," whined Scorpius. Albus had to do everything in his power to keep from bursting into laughter.

"How many times have I had to tell you that your chest isn't going to grow because you're a boy, Scorpi?" Albus replied. He walked over to Scorpius and put his hand on his shoulder. "I know you like to do drag, Scorpi, but you'll never really be a girl."

Scorpius sighed, shrugged Albus away and plopped down onto the chair in front of the fire. Albus walked over to the chair that Scorpius was now sitting in and transfigured it into a couch. Scorpius smirked, "That's so typical of you to do," he said.

"Shut up and scoot over woman." Albus protested in reply. Scorpius promptly scooted over and let Albus curl up with him on the couch. Without any warning Scorpius jumped on top of Albus and pinned him to the couch.

"Don't you dare say I'll never be a real girl and then call me a woman ever again, Potter," Scorpius snarled at Albus. The look in his eye was a look of frustrated love and intense passion. Albus looked into Scorpius' eyes and grinned. He leaned forward and hips lips just barely touched Scorpius'.

"So," Albus said, "Who are you being tonight?" Scorpius grinned as he sat next to Albus on the couch. "I'm being Judy Garland, can't you tell?" he said. "The dress kind of tipped me off but I wasn't completely sure," Albus replied.

Just then there was a noise outside the portrait of the Fat Lady. The boys looked at each other with fear in their eyes. Scorpius ran and hid in a dark corner of the room as the portrait swung open. Albus braced himself for seeing who was coming into the common room. Teddy Longbottom appeared in the passageway from the portrait.

"Longbottom, what are you doing still awake?" Albus said, "It's past curfew!"

"I.. I just got back from the library!' Teddy exclaimed, "I had herbology homework!" Albus looked at him and sighed, "Fine, I'll let it slide this time but next time you'll be given detention. Scorpius, it's ok, it's just Longbottom."

Scorpius came out of the corner he was hiding in; his cheeks were red from embarrassment. A look of confusion suddenly appeared on Teddy's face, "What? What's going on in here?" he said. "Scorpius likes to do drag, tonight he's being Judy Garland," Albus replied. Teddy shrugged and sat on the couch shoving his nose back into a book.