I was bored… Please don't hurt me. n.n;; Just something until I can update my other stories. And this is complete crack, by the way. It's not supposed to make sense. :D
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Story Time With Riku
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"Hey…Riku?" Sora asked, looking across the fire to where his best friend lay. As it were, they were out camping. Kairi was at Selphie's and they had decided it had been a while since they had done anything, just them, and Sora said he wanted to go camping. So, voila.
"Yeah?"
"…will you tell me a story?"
"…Huh?"
Sora sat up from his sleeping bag and gave Riku a puppy-dog look. "Can you tell me a story? Pleeeaaase?"
Riku sat up from his spot on the ground, too. "Uh… Aren't you a little old for that, Sora?"
Sora pouted. "You're never too old for stories Ri-ku!"
Riku sighed…then he smirked. Evilly. "Okay then. A story, huh? Hmm…"
Sora was listening intently.
Riku's smirk grew into an evil grin. "Alright. Once upon a time, there was this guy. I don't remember his name, nor do I care-"
Sora huffed. "Riku, it's not a story if the characters don't have names!"
"Do you want me to tell the story or not?"
"But-!"
"Fine, fine. His name was…Bob. There, happy?"
Sora nodded.
"Anyway, Bob was a greedy guy. He never gave money to the poor orphaned children, he never gave food to hobos, he never shared anything, etc. But one day Bob was walking along a street. Let's say this street was…. Muffin Street. (1) Yeah, Muffin Street. (here Riku nodded) Anyway, he was walking down Muffin Street when he heard someone chanting '13, 13, 13..' over and over again. It wasn't very loud, so he didn't put a lot of thought into it and kept going. But the farther he walked, the louder it got. So he stopped to listen closer, but when he stopped, so did the voice. So, again, he kept walking. And he heard it again, even louder than before. He paused again, trying to figure out where it was coming from. But, once again, the chanting stopped at the same time. He walked farther down the road, and this time he was in front of a wall. The voice was so loud it sounded like it was coming from behind the wall. Bob saw some holes in the wall and thought 'hmm, wonder if someone's behind there…' and look through one of them. And then…." Riku paused for dramatic effect.
"And then what!? WHAAAT!?" Sora pestered.
"…HE GOT STABBED IN THE EYE WITH A STICK!" Riku shouted, waving his arms around for… effect…again. "The end."
….
Sora stared.
Riku just kept grinning.
Sora stared some more.
And some more.
And some more.
"…Riku?"
"Yes, o-buddy-of-mine?"
"…you're disturbed. Like seriously."
"I know, my friend, I know."
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1 – For my friend Snowing Petals. :P
Yep, crack. The story Riku told is pretty much a 'ghost story' I heard in St. Augustine, FL. :D
Lol, I was listening to music the whole time. xD Playlist was
We Live from Superchick
We Are One from the Lion King 2
Icky Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents XD
Bad Boy from Cascada.
A Whole New World from Aladdin.
Yep. Took me that long. XD It's cause I kept pausing and going off to do something else… it was fun to write though. :3